🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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He'll drag it out because he has no other way of making money, and his show made sure that he never gets a proper job again, not to mention he has no qualifications or marketable skills to speak of. He'll be streaming with 80 viewers like Tonka in 6 months.

Another likely scenario is he's unwilling to call it off in the hopes something happens that allows him to get back in the spotlight, to have his own 'tarded phoenix moment like Andy has had. The problem for Ralph is that the only reason Andy had those moments was because of other people, and him listening when someone would tard wrangle him, if only for a day or two. Ralph doesn't listen to anyone.
 
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From the last stream. Randbot is pissed out of his mind.

Ralph [reading a superchat] : Get Randbot to scream the N word as loud as he can
Randbot : NIIIIII<Audibly cut off by Ralph to save the channel>
Ralph : Normally I'd not be keen on a 12 hour drive but after this I'm looking forward to it. And I'm driving to bury my Dad.

Well it made me laugh.
 
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Rand usually calls in while driving or taking the train back from work. And no one is directly calling him a permanently terrible parent. It’s that Rand always talks about ((them)) destroying the white family. Meanwhile he’s the one getting piss drunk, smashing bottles, with baby sounds in the background. Don’t know about you but to me Rand worrying about strong family structure is quite ironic.
White trash gathers together like flies on shit. It doesn't matter if it's North/South American, Australian, Europe, Africa, Asia, it doesn't matter what continent they're on; they will always latch on to each other.
 
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At this point, Ralph should just take the route of Ghost, screaming boomer takes at superchat TTS while piss-drunk and smashing bottles. Obviously, the only issue is that Ralph has no real takes to give.
I am imaging cans.wav with Woodfood bottles. Bottles.gunt
 
At this point, Ralph should just take the route of Ghost, screaming boomer takes at superchat TTS while piss-drunk and smashing bottles. Obviously, the only issue is that Ralph has no real takes to give.
Well it would be great because if he patches things up with Andy, he wouldn't need to do a tard impression and create a fake Engineer character. He could just get Andy to talk. He already has the yelling part down. He just has to do something benign like the markets that the trolls can interrupt, he will need to become more adamant about defending his Tennessee pride, defend something like a Tennessee martyrs, sperg about a yellow rose of Tennessee, have a melting pot of friendship line and he could do it.

He won't have the 11 years of broadcasting history yet, but those are stretch goals.
 
Ralph enjoying some of that Southern Cuisine.

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