Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[MelloYello]

What the fuck does Jared Holt even do all day if this is the caliber of Carl related hit pieces we're getting?

Eh, he's a bottom-feeder, a literal Soros-funded shill, not exactly the kind of person you'd expect to be capable or hard-working.
Plus, he's probably spending all day getting fucked by Jamal and Tyrone...

 

[Miller]

Y'know, something about MauLer's never really sat right with me, especially with him regularly doing hours long livestreams with Rags (who I have literally never seen a single original thought from) of all people but seeing him up there with the rest of Carl's top capos is just really... ?

Maybe MauLer is there because he's relatively known for his TLJ review and somehow Carl believes he can get more followers?
I like EFAP but I can't stand Rags, apparently he wants to bring Sargon into one of their future shows.

 

[FH 721]

Maybe MauLer is there because he's relatively known for his TLJ review and somehow Carl believes he can get more followers?
I like EFAP but I can't stand Rags, apparently he wants to bring Sargon into one of their future shows.

Rags' little shiba snout has always been far up Applebee's ass, this has been well known for years. I hope MauLer has enough intelligence and common sense to not turn into another one of his sycophants. Or maybe he has already, I don't know.

 

[BlancoMailo]

Maybe MauLer is there because he's relatively known for his TLJ review and somehow Carl believes he can get more followers?
I like EFAP but I can't stand Rags, apparently he wants to bring Sargon into one of their future shows.

See, I'd like to give the benefit of the doubt and write it off as him just being a genuine autist who's too loyal to his friends like Dankula, but now that I think about it, MauLer's been in there for a while now (I think at least a year) with that rank. Could it just be trying to leach followers? Possible but the Rags connection just makes me wonder. And from that list, aside from MauLer, the only thing they all have in common is an undying lust for Carl's cock:

• RandomCamer - Has been an orbiter for years and started a failed feud with Metokur early on into the skeptic jihad against him
• Rags - The world's most boring furry who parrots anything Carl tells him
• SFO - Wannabe eceleb who, in his spare time of pretending to be a woman to get nudes from woman and lusting after tranny dick, help lead the autistic skeptic war on IBS.
• Quartering - MundaneMatt with more of an incel-ish vibe, falls in line with whatever Carl wants more out of understanding where his bread is buttered rather than loyalty, tried to gayop Metokur into getting his channel flagged while he was drunk (also drank Carl's "semen" on camera).
• Uzalu - has been clinging on since the GG days is the only one to occasionally express an independent thought in the years gone-by, was targeted by Kraut and co. for a time and seems to have gotten back in line a while ago.

I'm not saying MauLer is part of the gayop club, it's just very odd, based on currently public information, to look at that list of gayoping sycophants, it just sort of screams 'one of these things not like the other' and I'm real curious as to how that came about.

 

[huckbeine]

I don't think that the MSM are lazy, I think it has to do more of conserving their ammo. if they publish everything now, sargon will make excuses and then the media can no longer do any more damage. they are slowly gonna publish more stuff that will damn sargon as weeks/months go by so sargon will always be on the defensive and the general public will have a constant image that sargon is a fucktard. I think they are saving the Shadilay strangler for last so they can print when its more or less election week "Running MEP Candidate Secretly Leads Alt-Right Death Cult" which will really throw a wrench in sargon's political plans

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Since the topic of capos came up, I want to say that they’re all like Carl.

Pretty much all of them without fail are opportunistic, remarkably petty, and vindictive. Most of them are very duplicitous. And they are united by a sanctimonious attitude regarding their significance.

It’s why Carl went after Jim so hard in the first place, he was able to shine a spotlight on how fucking ridiculous these people are and that just makes their egos sting.

Or put more simply, Jim is bad for business.

 

[feps]

I don't think that the MSM are lazy, I think it has to do more of conserving their ammo. if they publish everything now, sargon will make excuses and then the media can no longer do any more damage. they are slowly gonna publish more stuff that will damn sargon as weeks/months go by so sargon will always be on the defensive and the general public will have a constant image that sargon is a fucktard. I think they are saving the Shadilay strangler for last so they can print when its more or less election week "Running MEP Candidate Secretly Leads Alt-Right Death Cult" which will really throw a wrench in sargon's political plans

These are just the first jabs, British media is way more vicious than the US if you give them even a single drop of controversy out of someone they dislike and Carl has literal buckets of foot-in-mouth. The fact that he's too unimportant to follow up on won't protect him now that he's going for elections.

 

[Daantttoon]

I think the attacks will get worse, the papers in uk tend to pick a side very strongly, during elections in 2016 they might as well have been official tory media. My favourite was the sheer amount of bullshit they printed against corbyn when there is enough real stuff to have hung him with like printing the headline "Teenage Corbyn squashed my sisters baby rabbit with his pogo stick" with the smallest note that "it probably didnt happen" at the end

Spoiler: article

or when they wrote fanfics about his first year in office. The papers appear to be shifting towards BREXIT party so will likely ramp up the UKIP hitpieces, if the UK press doesnt like you they wont stop until lawyers make them, and unfortunately for sargon they are just quoting him which isnt illegal.

 

[Miller]

I'm not saying MauLer is part of the gayop club, it's just very odd, based on currently public information, to look at that list of gayoping sycophants, it just sort of screams 'one of these things not like the other' and I'm real curious as to how that came about.

What does MauLer have to offer? He is never political or edgy, he just makes videos about capeshit and Star Wars. Perhaps he's in Sargon's D&D circle (I don't watch those streams).

 

[instythot]

I think the attacks will get worse, the papers in uk tend to pick a side very strongly, during elections in 2016 they might as well have been official tory media. My favourite was the sheer amount of bullshit they printed against corbyn when there is enough real stuff to have hung him with like printing the headline "Teenage Corbyn squashed my sisters baby rabbit with his pogo stick" with the smallest note that "it probably didnt happen" at the end

Spoiler: article

or when they wrote fanfics about his first year in office. The papers appear to be shifting towards BREXIT party so will likely ramp up the UKIP hitpieces, if the UK press doesnt like you they wont stop until lawyers make them, and unfortunately for sargon they are just quoting him which isnt illegal.

Well, that article was illuminating. Since Carl hasn't denied or even acknowledged the second life allegations, they should be firmly in play for the British press!

 

[Orange//Net]

https://web.archive.org/web/2019041...r.com/EuropeElects/status/1118484121209253894

So how does Carl smugly chuckle his way out of this one? UKIP are polling lower than the Lib dems, and the green party. Brexit Party will win the EU Elections and I'm already laughing.

 

[instythot]

Please never stop trying to damage control Carl's campaign, Vee.

I thought he'd faded away or distanced himself, but nope. We're going to get a retarded gypsy damage control icing on every layer of this retarded campaign cake

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

https://web.archive.org/web/2019041...r.com/EuropeElects/status/1118484121209253894
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So how does Carl smugly chuckle his way out of this one? UKIP are polling lower than the Lib dems, and the green party. Brexit Party will win the EU Elections and I'm already laughing.

Goddamn, Carl really is going to kill UKIP. Considering polling a few days ago had Brexit at half of that and UKIP at more than double of that, and the only thing of note in the media for UKIP has been the Carl hit pieces. It really looks like Carl is causing serious damage.

Please never stop trying to damage control Carl's campaign, Vee.

I thought he'd faded away or distanced himself, but nope. We're going to get a exceptional gypsy damage control icing on every layer of this exceptional campaign cake

Being a Milk Fed Gimp is an eternal station in life for Vee.

 

[usedor]

r/KotakuInAction - Reddit just QUARANTINED r/SargonofAkkad subreddit

1,608 votes and 565 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

The applebee waiter's subreddit got quarantined, but the replies in the thread above is hilarious.

Sargon grew up and moved on to bigger and better things, and Jim stayed exactly where he started: making fun of petty internet drama. Sargon never even mentions Jim on his channels, Jim constantly talks about Sargon on his.
Jim constantly talks about Sargon on his.

Strange, I remember it was the applebee waiter who keeps poking on Jim. 'JIM, JIM, LETS GET TRUMP TO SAY GAMERGATE! THAT'LL TRIGGER THE LIBS'. Wasn't Sargn' the one who first started the jabs with his Goodbye Jim video?

Jesus christ the people in that subreddit are so blind.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Please never stop trying to damage control Carl's campaign, Vee.

Did Vee actually make an 11 minute video on Sargon’s ‘I wouldn’t even rape you’ tweet? It’s five words Vee
Stop trying to make a philosophical argument over Sargon making a crude rape joke to a political official

Jesus christ the people in that subreddit are so blind.

Sargon could destroy the entire UKIP party and they’d still think Sargon was fighting the good fight
Edit:

LOL I can't handle this. I honestly can't. I can't even. They are still fucking on the "I wouldn't even rape you" shit. I can't even. Imagine being so caught up in your own ideological insanity that you're forced to pretend saying someone wouldn't rape someone else is bad.

These people are so dumb they can’t understand that telling someone you wouldn’t rape them is weird as hell

 

[instythot]

Did Vee actually make an 11 minute video on Sargon’s ‘I wouldn’t even rape you’ tweet? It’s five words Vee
Stop trying to make a philosophical argument over Sargon making a crude rape joke to a political official

Sargon could destroy the entire UKIP party and they’d still think Sargon was fighting the good fight

Technically, it's his second video in as many days defending Carl's declared raping habits. The prior one covered a few more things, though

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Sargon never even mentions Jim on his channels, Jim constantly talks about Sargon on his.

IRC, the last time when Jim mentioned Sargon on his channel was during Kraut saga. This was a year ago. Either way, it's hard not to mention Sargon, when he can destroy UKIP by simply being there.

 

[instythot]

Shockingly, there is at least one KiA user whose diet isn't mostly crayons and paste

 

[GranDuke]

Imagine thinking that since Trump won the election then that means that smear campaigns don't work anymore.

But even then, anti-Trump folks tried to spin "pussy" comment as a rape thing, but with Sargon you don't even have to spin anything. Every shit he says is very clearly stupid or retarded. And, if I remember right, Trump did sorta-kinda apologize for that comment saying that it didn't represent who he was now or something like that. Carl instead just doubles down on every retarded thing he had ever did or said.

 

[instythot]

i know I keep coming back to this, but wow was that tweet badly phrased. It was fine for Carl's professional shitlording career, but as a politician? Can anyone think of any prior politician who has publicly declared his personal raping plans before declaring his platform?

What a stupid thing to leave unretracted before declaring, let alone continually double down on.

One obvious angle I expect to see in a hit pieces:

"Look out women of Swindon, Carl has a list of who he won't rape. It only has two women on it and there's an excellent chance you're not on it!"