Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[lamp shade]

i sat for 20 minutes fitting russels insanities lyically into the song of cant stop RHCP, before i realised I was actually wasting part of my day and I had other more important shit to do.

Good. Whenever Russell releases a song half the kiwis on this thread try to write parodies, but nothing can be as comedic as the actual song itself. Autistic kiwi songs just destract from the pure autism we are getting from Russ.

 

[ILovePudding]

It's also much more likely that Russhole never wrote to any senators, and he's making up this story (as he has so many others) in an attempt to make himself look like an "inspiration" and the "good guy". He's had a consistent pattern for years of posting copies of his letters/lawsuits/press releases/complaints about MUH PLIGHTS that he's sent to celebrities and government officials alike on his Facebook for all to see. Yet today is the first we've heard about him writing to all 27 Nevada senators. So I'm calling bullshit on his self-back-patting.

Even if it's not a fabrication of his addled imagination, can you imagine what those letters would have said? There's no way they would have gotten past the staffers unless it was to point them out to security before adding them to the kook file.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Even if it's not a fabrication of his addled imagination, can you imagine what those letters would have said? There's no way they wold have gotten past the staffers unless it was to point them out to security before adding them to the kook file.

I want to be optimistic and say they got passed around and laughed at over rounds of cocktails after hours.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I want to be optimistic and say they got passed around and laughed at over rounds of cocktails after hours.

I like to imagine the letter he mass emailed them was just his prostitution pamphlet.

Including the graphic sex part.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

Oh, and it's pretty obvious that Russ has been reading this thread recently.

I sometimes wish registration was required, but there are so many who seem to just leark to read their own threads, and I wonder how many would dry out of you needed to register read vs how many just lurk then react and I realise I haven't got a point. Sh1tl1ps and Staph especially the past few days have been reading and responding exceptionally.

Rock on you lurking cows.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Sparks is goddamn fantastic.

If you're looking for great music from a piano genius who looks damn cool in a suit, you need to check out Sparks. Like seriously, do it now.

Literally anything by them, ever.

The videos are every bit as great as the songs, too.

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Russ only wishes he could be half as badass as Ron Mael is.

Better dancer, too.

Sparks at Coachella 2013 - Ron Dancing

Sparks at Coachella 2013 - Ron Dancing 4/19/13 - Weekend 2

youtu.be

I think maybe 50 people attended that set, sadly.

 

[Miss Misery]

Sparks at Coachella 2013 - Ron Dancing

Sparks at Coachella 2013 - Ron Dancing 4/19/13 - Weekend 2

youtu.be

I think maybe 50 people attended that set, sadly.

Fools.

 

[redcent]

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Looks like Russ has singlehandedly saved brothels.

Is there anything he can't do?

"You're welcome, Nevada."

I'm reminded of Chris-chan's "curse-ye-hameha" where he magically made someone get a cold with his little curse thing, or neo-pagans doing random shit over a black candle then take credit when the slightest misfortune hits someone. Only instead of dragonball rip-off or voodoo Russ tries legal jargon and writing letters. That's his go-to magic wand that solves everything.

Like no-one seems to have their own lives, their own thoughts or changes of hearts for other reasons in Grussel Reer's mind. Coincidences never happen, he doesn't realise the world is that big. This is why he's a paranoid schizo, he's the main character of a dramatic legal show but in reality there is no such show, he's just a cartoon short, a lot of whom which people don't watch and don't care

 

[zerohitwonder]

he's the main character of a dramatic legal show but in reality there is no such show, he's just a cartoon short, a lot of whom which people don't watch and don't care

More like a commercial for some medication where the last half is someone rattling off all the side effects. Except his commercial is just the second half.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I'm reminded of Chris-chan's "curse-ye-hameha" where he magically made someone get a cold with his little curse thing, or neo-pagans doing random shit over a black candle then take credit when the slightest misfortune hits someone. Only instead of dragonball rip-off or voodoo Russ tries legal jargon and writing letters. That's his go-to magic wand that solves everything.

Like no-one seems to have their own lives, their own thoughts or changes of hearts for other reasons in Grussel Reer's mind. Coincidences never happen, he doesn't realise the world is that big. This is why he's a paranoid schizo, he's the main character of a dramatic legal show but in reality there is no such show, he's just a cartoon short, a lot of whom which people don't watch and don't care

Russ is a total narcissist and we are all NPCs in his life, background characters who sit around waiting to interact with his storyline.

 

[CWCissey]

Russ is a total narcissist and we are all NPCs in his life, background characters who sit around waiting to interact with his storyline.

If he got his head out his arse he'd see we sit around waiting to interact with the storylines of others.

And he could go on Rekieta to be a true protagonist.

 

[The Dude]

I'm reminded of Chris-chan's "curse-ye-hameha" where he magically made someone get a cold with his little curse thing, or neo-pagans doing random shit over a black candle then take credit when the slightest misfortune hits someone. Only instead of dragonball rip-off or voodoo Russ tries legal jargon and writing letters. That's his go-to magic wand that solves everything.

Like no-one seems to have their own lives, their own thoughts or changes of hearts for other reasons in Grussel Reer's mind. Coincidences never happen, he doesn't realise the world is that big. This is why he's a paranoid schizo, he's the main character of a dramatic legal show but in reality there is no such show, he's just a cartoon short, a lot of whom which people don't watch and don't care

His ego and his unjustified high opinion of himself can be appalling. It never occurs to him that other people have their own thoughts, opinions, and their views can change on their own. There is no coincidence in Russhole's mind. So of course Russ believes that it was his letter that changed the mind of that politician. Those bills in Nevada died because Russ publicly posted his opposition to them. Russ and his plights are being ignored because Taylor Swift keeps dropping singles to soak up the attention.

And there is absolutely nothing to back up Russ' inflated ego, his sense of self-importance, his bloated opinion of himself...absolutely nothing. Russell is one of the most pathetic, unimportant, insignificant people alive. His biggest accomplishments are that he got to audition for America's Got Talent and was in the news for 30 seconds because of his first frivolous lolsuit against today's biggest pop star. Other than that he's done sweet fuck-all to justify his belief that he's some awesome, amazing, inspiring mover and shaker.

If he got his head out his arse he'd see we sit around waiting to interact with the storylines of others.

And he could go on Rekieta to be a true protagonist.

The key word here being "protagonist" and not "hero". You can have a protagonist in a story without them being a hero or even a good guy. Russ is not a hero. There is nothing heroic about him. Never has been and never will be. An example of a protagonist who is not a hero would be Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels, especially Revenge of the Sith, but there's a bit of that in Attack of the Clones. Russell and Anakin have a lot in common: the ego, the entitlement, the childishness and immaturity, the desire to hurt those who they perceive had wronged them, the desire for power and a higher station in life without having earned it, the belief that they're not being treated fairly or being held back by others, they're both whiny little bitches, and they both had pretty good lives that they rejected over petty bullshit. There's a lot more they have in common, but I really don't want to go that in depth right now.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Is Russ aware of Rekeita's streams? I mean, it seems odd that the defining moment of his life was when Taylor allegedly said he was troubling and invasive and he's going to so much lengths to 'defend' himself from that slander whereas Rackets and Sriracha have said much worse things about him and he's completely silent on that matter.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Oh, and it's pretty obvious that Russ has been reading this thread recently.

Remember when he first released his photo of his sign and we pointed out how stupid it was to cross out "get" and replace it with "don't get"? How even Russ had one moment of clarity and was like "Oh shit they're right, that looks totally retarded." and responded with the lie about how he was going to hire someone to digitally alter it, that it was just an example of what it would look like but not the final product? Now here we are a couple weeks later and his narcissism made him forget that lie, and his shitty sign is on the cover of his shitty single?

That whole little layer in this cake of insanity was one of many gems, but it'll probably go down as one of my favorite ways a cow has outed themselves.

 

[cuddle striker]

"Greer painfully said"

 

[Army Burger]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2019-04-18-russell-greer-incomplete-dmca-takedown-notice.55545/

An incomplete DMCA takedown notice from Russhole

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

He's gonna get us this time! Him and his barely paralegal-level education have backed us into a corner! Whatever will we do?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Rackets and Sriracha have said much worse things about him and he's completely silent on that matter.

Same reason Kenny Jones pursued Margaret Mcclennan over "broken Patreon promises" instead of stalking a bigger offender like Spoony.
Because nobody wants to fuck Spoony.

 

[wateryketchup]

"Greer painfully said"

Chris is almost 40 and we're still making fun of him. Strap in for the long haul, Russ

 

[The Dude]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2019-04-18-russell-greer-incomplete-dmca-takedown-notice.55545/

An incomplete DMCA takedown notice from Russhole

LOL, slurp a dick Russ, you insignificant dingus.

I know it's really hard for a brilliant legal mind like Russ has, but copyright doesn't apply here. We are safe under Fair Use. Russ should really look Fair Use up, but the quick and dirty on Fair Use means that people may use copyrighted material for parody and criticism. I know Russell believes that he should be legally protected from criticism, but unfortunately for him he is not protected. We have every right to criticize his shitty songs and pathetic, poorly written books all we want, including sharing those materials here on this site. Just like with every lawsuit Russ has filed, he's got no legal ground here. He is just pitching a tard fit because we're "being mean" to him (criticizing him and his works).