Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

[Pikonic]

Dude if someone tried to spray 30$/pint cheap perfume at me I'd fucking back off too.
I like how he yells "Don't call anyone!" As if that's gonna stop a police report from being filed.
I doubt anything will happen, when you work at a Gamestop, you get a few loons.

Brother, why does Chris carry mace? Does he think someone is going to try to rape him?

Yes, every JERK wants his sweet soul vagina.

 

[fridgesrants]

butttt thheeeee armmsssss

I love it that Chris thinks that harassing a minimum wage Game Stop employee will fix Sonic's arms. At least Sega does not have an office close by to him. Imagine the shenanigans he would cause there.

 

[Ca Ira]

Hard to imagine why he is single, brothers!

I'm currently debating whether to make this my new icon.

 

[just some jerk]

Chris demands that he's too shy and withdrawn to instigate a conversation with a girl, yet he has no problem with walking into a busy store dressed like a pantomime dame, causing a scene over something ridiculously insignificant, then spraying a random person with....something as he minces out,

Truly a queen among lolcows.

In Chris's mind how is making a scene at a store 1) with the threat of arrest, 2) being seen by dang dirty trolls and 3) being tackled by jerk-ops

LESS stress inducing than asking a girl out online? he already does all this shit online and has so much energy when it comes to talking to gals. it seems getting out of his house and dressed up and all would be more of an insurmountable barrier.

 

[nad7155]

He looks like a fat, autistic, crossdressing Truman Capote.

 

[theCWCandtheDead]

This is fucking amazing. Move over cakefarts. This is my number one CWC vid.

 

[Enormous Red Straw]

They seem to know Chris on sight and have probably been the victim of many of Chris' shenanigans.

In all fairness, we don't know whether they recognized Chris on sight. It sounds trivial, but it makes a big difference.

The guy who shot the video says that

[Chris] was trying to ruin the Sonic Boom games display and had mace and sprayed some random dude when they said he was banned and started calling security.

Nowhere in the videographer's post does he indicate that he knows who Chris is.

Most likely, Chris was making noise, looking strange, and being weird, and the guy captured the video (and the store asked Chris to leave) because there was a weird guy being weird in the store, no more, no less.

 

[tehpope]

Here's the raw 720p file if anyone wants to tinker with it.

Yeah this is fucking insane. Chris really needs to be put in his place. People have done lesser and gotten worse sentences.

 

[MrTroll]

He's going to learn a whole new meaning to the term "sensory overload" when he finally ends up in jail.

 

[MY 405]

He has assaulted a store employee who is also a mall employee. It does not matter what is in that atomizer. He did it with clear intent to harm and facilitate his escape. If it is perfume it is alcohol-based and can cause damage to that man's vision. Add to that if he possesses any allergies to the ingredients it could have triggered an anaphylactic reaction. He has no idea what the person has issues with. And for what?! Because he's pissed about a redesign on a cartoon character?! This is beyond his autism, this is a criminal act, perpetrated at a place of business where he has been banned (the mall). I hope security fired up the store cameras and went "Yep. We know exactly who that is. We got this one." Fuck him, seriously.

 

[mlane]

it looks like it takes place in a mall, unless chris is driving further and further to find malls, and his map of bans is a concentric circle that starts at his house, it could be that the ban at fashion square could possibly be lifted and he went back. Which means thy probably know where he lives ect. or even worse hes going back with a vengeance, under the assumption that mans law means nothing in a world with a blue armed sonic. in either case, they probably know where he lives

I'm pretty sure this is Fashion Square. I can see a sign for the store Justice out of the door in the video and in Fashion Square there just so happens to be a Justice across from the Game Stop.

 

[drmccoy]

Hard to imagine why he is single, brothers!

He literally looks like a clown/hobo. Those sunglasses really do set the whole thing off, as well as the 15 year old MHS sweatshirt. He has to be well known in that mall by now.

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

Nowhere in the videographer's post does he indicate that he knows who Chris is.

Look at the tags at the bottom, he knows. This is C-Ville Sho-Mall region.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Maybe you're onto something there. There was an email (which may or may not yet have been made public) where Chris was fantasizing about lesbian prison movies. Maybe that's his endgame all along I guess we should give him more credit for thinking "outside of the box".

Brother, Chris would get stuck with Bubba instead

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

hmm, its kinda strange that we see no FB post about this encounter yet.

I wonder if he's actually had some encounters with the Jerkops already. Fatty would normally boast about this kind of attack or at least rage at being banned yet again.

 

[The Doctor]

Brother, why does Chris carry mace? Does he think someone is going to try to rape him?

With the way he dresses? He's asking for it.

As for a serious reason to why he carries mace (if it is mace), I can see Barb suggesting he carry it to use on anyone who dares challenge her special snowflake so he would be able to escape and run home to her for protection.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

Being a part of someones ban at gamestop before, they won't press charges unless the property is damaged, an employee is hurt, or they stole something. What will probably happen is the next time he comes into the store, they will ask him to leave and refuse to serve him. If he doesn't back off, they will call security.

EDIT: after reading the post below me, Chris is now eligible for a regional gamestop ban. Good job, Chrissy!

 

[slep]

Update:

A friend of mine called the Gamestop in question (cuz he's a total ween) and relayed some info he was able to obtain:

1. It was the Gamestop @ Fashion Square Mall in Charlottesville.

2. The substance that Chris sprayed IS pepper-spray. Not perfume.

3. The Jerkops were called.

4. The other local Gamestops in the area were immediately notified by this Gamestop in order to keep an eye out for Chris coming into their own stores to vandalize/assault.

5. The sprayed employee hasn't yet decided whether to press charges at this time.

 

[nad7155]

Brother, Chris would get stuck with Bubba instead

The OZ saga???

 

[Marvin]

He's giving you the crazy eyes.