🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ralph enjoying some of that Southern Cuisine.

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Why in gods name if you had 2 pounds of pulled pork would you eat that? So you have food thats easyily reaheated in a microwave yet you go for a pb sandwich with bannanas and mm´s? How do you even lie this poorley this is andy tier....
 
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Degenerated said:
Andy is already burying the hatchet with Tonka, so.
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I heard that in his streams, as well. I will have to go back through them but, goddamn, it is hard. You have to be super dedicated to a cow or the IBS/post-IBS drama to even watch Andy's streams. I concur, though, this is not just a feeling, Andy has hinted at and nearly said as much live.

Do you think Tonka, who was a Skeptic orbiter before becoming big man on IBS campus for a time, will utilize this opportunity to cut Andy's throat for his own failure?

Do you think they may even "team up" to put the final wrap in Ethan Ralph's noose?

An Andy/Tonka storyline arc against the vaunted Gunt would make good popcorn entertainment. Imagine the memes. It would be even better if Tonka Saw then snaked Andy harder than his babysitter did (I know the story. That was for effect and fun) leaving the last real internet toughy "standing tall in the center of the ring."

Super intriguing stuff.
 
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BandAid said:
Super intriguing stuff.
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Ralph is doing news segments similiar to MundaneMatt’s shtick
Andy is now doing female counseling with Geek talking about the people who’ve scorned them
Tonka pretends to be a victor to his furry audience
And Cog gets high everyday pretending to be above the drama
Super boring stuff
 
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Whats with all his food posting? Is this ralph trying to take advantage of the gunt posting for attention or something? "Haha, look at the fat man!" Also, as for Andy, I've given up trying to predict anything related to him. The dude stands for nothing. He will do literally anything he can to get a buck even if it hurts him in the long term. That's what we're seeing right now. The constant flip flopping has destroyed anyone's interest in watching. People need consistency.
 
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Degenerated said:
Whats with all his food posting? Is this ralph trying to take advantage of the gunt posting for attention or something? "Haha, look at the fat man!"
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You know I was thinking that. I know "all publicity is good publicity" etc.

Like a company stiring up a bunch of haters which in turns prompts a counter response from supporters.

But what the hell is Ralph's angle here? More sympathy shekels? "Look at all these haters! Woooooow! Can you believe this, Zid- oh. Can you believe this, Gat- oh. Can you believe this, chat? . . . Uhhh superchat says 'long live the gunt', well there you have it. Cant abort the retort."

Honestly, occams razor, hes probably just trying to stay relevant and "muh food pics" are only predated by "muh cat pics" in terms of tried and true social media posts.

Edit: "Can you believe this, Rand?"
(shouting over crying kid and smashing bottles) O, YER RIGHT I CAN, WHAT A BUNCHA STEWPID NIGG-"

"OKAY. OKAY. Okay. This is someone else's channel."
 
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Lord Akira said:
You mean the skeptics that didn't play the game to begin with, it would be hard-pressed to say that Veeh, Mundane Matt, Jeff Holiday, or Sargon won or beat anything.
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Not to mention that their collective reputation is forever tarnished online, so that the fanbases that they all have are effectively capped at what they are currently. If anything it's a draw - nobody won, everybody involved lost.
 
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Unog said:
Not to mention that their collective reputation is forever tarnished online, so that the fanbases that they all have are effectively capped at what they are currently. If anything it's a draw - nobody won, everybody involved lost.
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It is retard boxing. Even if they win the bout, they're still retarded.

Not that I don't love watching a good retard boxing match
 
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