DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DSP_Fat_Man]

When asked if he likes rum:

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

Dont worry you'll be back to it within 6 months when you get a divorce !

 

[chicken wings]

Are his pre-streams always an hour and a half long with no camera? Why does he think that this is a good idea?

Its what happens when you have no friends to chill with IRL. The only place to rant and vent is with a bunch of faceless nobodies.

Which is pretty telling considering he has a partner whom he technically should be doing all this with.

With this, his previous attempts at voice acting for other VNs and RPGs, and his for whatever reason hatred of Troy Baker, it really does seem like Phil thinks VAs just use their natural voice with no training or work at all, as they read lines into a microphone. Sort of like his rant yesterday about how no one on YT wants to work anymore besides him

You mean like the time he did Dangonronpa and has to constantly remind his viewers that his throat is sore by rubbing his neck with a grimace and making godawful throat clearing noises.

 

[samovski]

Hiding in a corner, proud of top 10. Is this really what it's like on console?

"Is camping the way to go"

"Sometimes it is, sometimes not, it all depends."

Then why are you always camping you donkey?

Well, he won the game. Nice to know playing like a frightened victim works well. Not sure why he's proud of a win like that but whatever.

 

[bearsintrees]

I posted in the worst playthrough thread that Blackout is it for me, and I stand by it because of the above post. As a streamer or LPer, your job should be entertaining your audience.

Phil actively bores the fuck out of everyone for multiple streams just to get victories in a game that no one cares about, just to suck his own dick. He's probably still trying to spite the idiot who said he'd pay for every PUBG victory Phil got.

There's so little in Phil's life that he enjoys and can be proud of that he's killing his audience to be happy for 30 seconds once a week.

 

[SojiroSakura]

He just went on another rant. Supposedly he called his parents earlier today and they said to him (definitely not putting words in their mouth), "If you did 1/10 of the things the trolls have said you've done, you'd be banned or put in federal prison!" "I KNOW DOOD! It's these negative assholes that make shit up!"

Totally not him breaking TOS every day but he's safe because twitch doesn't enforce their own rules. nah.

 

[SleepyNibba]

Slow night,
Half way thru his stream, top tip $2, Top Cheer 333 bits....
Cant wait to hear him complain.

 

[Dragoonism]

He really liked SC because he had a friend who was into it hardcore, but when SC:GO came out he didn't really like it after playing it twice!

Didn't like it or didn't like it because he got totally owned?

Phil: "I don't know why you focus on the chat when im playing a game and you should interacting with me, i'm just saying! I dont even know whats going on in the chat, but OK. Im just paying attention to those that are talking to me!"

 

[Coin Ops]

He just got baited about selling his action figure statues. In the ensuing manic word-salad he said he couldn't sell them locally because "Who's going to buy them? Someone in Seattle?" Population 750,000. Does he think the only people that want to own action figures live in huge cities like Beijing and New York?

 

[Dragoonism]

Because he have a Joker statue and some replica guns from some games that once in the last 10 years have sold for $1 000 or more, but who ever wanna buy them needs to live in Seattle since he will only get trolled if he tries to sell them online.

Last time he was selling his statues i checked on Ebay what people had sold or were selling for and they got $1 000+ or more for most of the things that he was selling, but the main differences was that they were in mint condition unlike his!

Edit:
He can't sell the statues on Ebay because!

1. He needs to put up a picture of them to show that he really have them and what condition they are in!
2. He needs to write down where he lives!

And if someone in Renton suddenly started selling statues and game stuff people would find out it was him and start trolling him and write nasty things on the listing!

Phil: "Do you know how much shipping cost?"

Edit2:
He sure is having fun!

Thats one big yawn!

Edit3:

Phil: "No one wants movie rights to me, trust me!"
No one wanna make a movie about the best SF player in North America 2005? The inventor of the word playthrough and creator of the LP community? The only honest guy online?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

After a terrible day stream, his night stream is not much better

Total tip about $14 with a lone star top tip of $10, top cheer was only $3 worth

and you are looking at a 37 year old manbaby who just let go of the controller and complained about the opponent cheated to kill him with a fully upgraded and scoped sniper rifle from far away, but again, there's NOTHING HE CAN DO

Phil is complaining about another slow stream, but hey, it was also him just a day ago said.............

 

[Kermit the Frog]

He just got baited about selling his action figure statues. In the ensuing manic word-salad he said he couldn't sell them locally because "Who's going to buy them? Someone in Seattle?" Population 750,000. Does he think the only people that want to own action figures live in huge cities like Beijing and New York?

Phil just can't admit that the statues still hold sentimental value and he has no intention of selling them unless it's for way above market value, even though he could have sold them to help pay for his taxes when he supposedly really needed the money. I'm sure some of his paypigs would be willing to give him his asking price. For whatever reason, he thinks he's too mature to have collectible statues, as if anybody cares. They're just sitting in boxes in that closet. If anything, they would make for a better display behind him than his sorry mascot.

 

[bearsintrees]

Phil just can't admit that the statues still hold sentimental value and he has no intention of selling them unless it's for way above market value, even though he could have sold them to help pay for his taxes when he supposedly really needed the money. I'm sure some of his paypigs would be willing to give him his asking price. For whatever reason, he thinks he's too mature to have collectible statues, as if anybody cares. They're just sitting in boxes in that closet. If anything, they would make for a better display behind him than his sorry mascot.

After Panda left him, he put all of his videogame and wrestling crap up on the walls, like it was part of his identity that was lost when moving into his adult house for adults.

He 100% wants to be a kid with his toys but realizes how that would (almost) never attract the thots that he can also use to pretend to be an adult, so he's stuck in the middle with thousands of dollars of childrens' crap in his closet and the crippling truth of being an old man.

 

[Draza]

After Panda left him, he put all of his videogame and wrestling crap up on the walls, like it was part of his identity that was lost when moving into his adult house for adults.
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He 100% wants to be a kid with his toys but realizes how that would (almost) never attract the thots that he can also use to pretend to be an adult, so he's stuck in the middle with thousands of dollars of childrens' crap in his closet and the crippling truth of being an old man.

God damn, look how souless his eyes are. Looks like someone who wants to hang themself.

 

[Dragoonism]

After Panda left him, he put all of his videogame and wrestling crap up on the walls, like it was part of his identity that was lost when moving into his adult house for adults.
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He 100% wants to be a kid with his toys but realizes how that would (almost) never attract the thots that he can also use to pretend to be an adult, so he's stuck in the middle with thousands of dollars of childrens' crap in his closet and the crippling truth of being an old man.

I dont get it, i get the exact same feeling from LTG (sorry from constantly bringing him up, but he is the only other autistic person i keep a eye on here and you know "Black DSP"!) that they are in some way stuck at age 15 or around that, when things dont go their way they both go in to rage tantrums about how things are not fair towards them and people somehow are cheating, neither of them wanna work they just want people to throw money on them, they wanna be the center of universe and other childish behaviours!

It is like growing up is so traumatic that the brain tries to defend them by creating a fake illusion of safety from a period when they thought they were safe and was living the high life!

and you are looking at a 37 year old manbaby who just let go of the controller and complained about the opponent cheated to kill him with a fully upgraded and scoped sniper rifle from far away, but again, there's NOTHING HE CAN DO

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Claims he should have killed the other guy because he empty a clip in the other guys face.

Can someone explain why Phil always thinks that the face is in someone's stomach?
This is far from the first time he claim he shoots someone in the face and is actually shooting them in the stomach, or the legs, only to get killed and bitch about how he headshot the other player!

Edit:
What he thinks about the difference between P3 and P4:

No much difference except in graphics according to Phil!

Gets killed at point blank range while trying to kill another person with his fist!

Phil: "There is no way that he could have aimed at me, there is actully no way he could have aimed! I was a point blank, that gun would have gone through my body, so the game is full of shit!"

 

[Ikas_Ando]

Damn. I lasted 1 minute in Phillip’s chat tonight and that exceptional sonofabitch KingofGahlfHD permabanned me. Right after Phillip said “Ikas is in the chat....play nice Ikas....”

I whispered to him and he went full retard, not sure how to screenshot it? With Swagginz gone, I think the door to Valhalla might be closed forever.. (sad snort)

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Should have thrown more bits at him. Your badge wasn't big enough.

 

[Dragoonism]

Tried to get a master in business, but because of his back injury he couldn't drive to the school that was far away and the ones he carpooled with suddenly decided they didn't want to go!

Would he want a higher degree?
He dont know, but the degree he has is completly worthless because he never done anything with it, even if he wanted to, so he sees no reason to waste more money on school since he is never going to use it!

Edit:
A pyramid scheme according to Phil:
Someone sells you a product and then you have to sell it again to make a profit!
A pyramid scheme is just a underrated business practices and not illegal!

Edit2:
Stopped playing SC6 because he got constantly bodied and then the game started lag way to much!

Edit3:
Claims his previous win was good since he didn't camp, admits he camped but not in a bathroom, so it was a pretty good win!

He became succesfull on YT mostly because of luck and EXTREAMLY HARD WORK, unlike other people who put out one 1 hour video a day, he put out 8 hours of videos!
He forgot that you couldn't upload that long videos when he started?

Stopped making custom controllers because it isn't cool anymore!
Didn't he stop because he got reported for it?

 

[Ikas_Ando]

Should have thrown more bits at him. Your badge wasn't big enough.

Once upon a time I had a 6 month membership badge thing... for 6 months in a row I “DSP’ed” dupes our of donating me free subs. His cult members are generous as they are daft. That scrub mod is cleaning house. Anony is my trump card. May the gay ops low key trolling continue well into the future.

 

[kebab4you]

Any truth to this statement or was he still doing it but just ended up getting a kill or two when he finally left his camping corner?