Dox yourself in the vaguest way possible

[Scratch This Nut]

I’m Spartacus.

 

[The Manglement]

I live in a country that has a problem with Islamic terrorism.

 

[dopy]

im not literally hitler

 

[PT 522]

I can access the internet in some way, shape, or form. Whether it is through a library computer, dial-up modem, wireless network, or public/private wifi is yet to be seen.

 

[Joey Caruso]

Did you know that I have five fingers on each hand? Now ya know!

 

[MG 620]

I am not dead yet.

 

[oldTireWater]

I am not Fat Freddy's Cat.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I live somewhere north of the equator and I’m between the ages of 18-30. Also, I’m between the heights of 4’9”-6’0” and I posses two X chromosomes.

 

[Poiseon]

I fucked Kim Kardashian in a port-a-potty.

 

[160048]

I own a dog

 

[This Is Not An Exit]

I've been in a hospital at least once in my life.

 

[Jazz Cat Blini]

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

 

[2.D.]

I like gorillaz

 

[tehpope]

I still have my feet.

I fucked Kim Kardashian in a port-a-potty.

OMG Kanye!

 

[rookie]

I exist

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I have to poop really bad but I don't want to get off the couch.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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A picture to prove I'm real

Nice tits.

I live in a first world country that doesn't suck.

 

[crocodilian]

Local Fat Chick Angry About Jews

 

[Poiseon]

I still have my feet.

OMG Kanye!

It's okay. He seemed to really like watching. Said he was a long time Pokemon fan.

 

[Lunete]

I live on a planet.