Chris-Chan Arrested and in Jail, awaiting Hearing on Monday (28-Dec-2014)

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This whole debacle is really fucking up my last few neurons that were still coming to terms with Chris even existing. This just happened, in real life, because a video game character changed colors. This is terrible and whatever happens to Chris, it needs to somehow keep him from continuing to roll unsuspecting normal people into his katamari ball of autism for as long as possible.
 
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butt in trouble said:
Right when they are about to start moving back to their old house too. Way to think ahead Chris.
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That's gonna be a hell of a pickle (pun intended) for Barb to be in. Barb's fat ass HAS to be vacated from the rental house by New Years Day, but only Chris could move the beloved Barbage. If Chris is in jail past the holiday weekend, that Barbage may likely be forfeit because I seriously doubt that the landlady or the storage rental company is going to grant her a hardship extension because her snowflake chimped out at the mall.
 
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Anustart said:
This whole debacle is really fucking up my last few neurons that were still coming to terms with Chris even existing. This just happened, in real life, because a video game character changed colors. This is terrible and whatever happens to Chris, it needs to somehow keep him from continuing to roll unsuspecting normal people into his katamari ball of autism for as long as possible.
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Agreed.
I don't understand why people get legit mad about Chris because they think he makes bronies/trannies/autistics look bad or because he "steals" taxpayer money with his tugboat. But it really does grind my gears when Chris targets innocent people simply because they have a loose association with something he finds offensive. He thinks the gamestop employees are bad people because they dare to sell something he doesn't approve of.
 
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DangDirtyTrolls said:
It really goes to show the extent of her delusion. It's not that she's being obstinate just because she thinks she can get away with it, she is genuinely willing to put her money where her mouth is and blow several years worth of living expenses for the sake of trying to prove her innocence in a crime she was party to.
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Essentially 14blc, that 100k and their various tugboats could have meant a livable retirement for both of them. Within a few years they managed to undo a lifetime of bob's work and ruin a chance at comfortable existence. I did the math, with very safe investments and his tugboat he could be making almost the same as someone who makes 30k/year before taxes not to mention the other lifestyle expenses he wouldn't need to worry about like rent and a car. Plus everything is cheap in VA
 
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I'm really curious about how Barb will react to this if/when Chris returns home. Could this be the last straw for her? Is she going to punish him in some way? Is there another "surprise" haircut in Chris's future? Will we see a return of the high watermark jeans and clown shirts.
 
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Thetan said:
I'm really curious about how Barb will react to this if/when Chris returns home. Could this be the last straw for her? Is she going to punish him in some way? Is there another "surprise" haircut in Chris's future? Will we see a return of the high watermark jeans and clown shirts.
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I have the feeling that she will defend Chris regardless if she has all the facts or not. I am actually surprised she has not been arrested too.
 
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Thetan said:
I'm really curious about how Barb will react to this if/when Chris returns home. Could this be the last straw for her? Is she going to punish him in some way? Is there another "surprise" haircut in Chris's future? Will we see a return of the high watermark jeans and clown shirts.
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Hard to say. Barb is just delusional as Chris on some things and she does have a history of running to her son's defense even when he's obviously in the wrong. On the other hand, Chris and Barb are probably not on very good terms. This is just speculation on my part but if you take into account Chris' tomgirlism, the house fire and October 28...these are all things that Chris has done that no doubt caused Barb a lot of undue stress.
 
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I'm really curious about how Barb will react to this if/when Chris returns home. Could this be the last straw for her? Is she going to punish him in some way? Is there another "surprise" haircut in Chris's future? Will we see a return of the high watermark jeans and clown shirts.
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The real question is how she's managed to put up with his shit all these years and not completely snapped
 
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Thetan said:
I'm really curious about how Barb will react to this if/when Chris returns home. Could this be the last straw for her? Is she going to punish him in some way? Is there another "surprise" haircut in Chris's future? Will we see a return of the high watermark jeans and clown shirts.
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That's how someone in their right mind would act. However, Barb probably thinks Game Stop is as much to blame as Chris does.
 
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Thetan said:
'm really curious about how Barb will react to this if/when Chris returns home. Could this be the last straw for her? Is she going to punish him in some way? Is there another "surprise" haircut in Chris's future? Will we see a return of the high watermark jeans and clown shirts.
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If Barb DID go down to the jail and have a fit, it would not end well.

This "mace thing" was so out of left field, yet, not really unexpected.

I will just wait and see.
 
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I'm really curious about how Barb will react to this if/when Chris returns home. Could this be the last straw for her? Is she going to punish him in some way? Is there another "surprise" haircut in Chris's future? Will we see a return of the high watermark jeans and clown shirts.
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She will find a reason why this is Not Their Fault. Just like with Nathaniel Greene Elementary, and Snyder, and the neighbor's cat, and Cole, and her family, and....
 
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