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Dumpster dived waifu said:
okay, maybe im suffering from some form of deja-vu or something, but i swear someone on these forums did a redesign of his office, and it was identical to what that fan proposed. am i fucking insane, or does anyone know what im talking about?
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They did. It's probably a troll just seeing what Phil would say, knowing that he would shoot down the idea.
 
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The office rearrangement will definitely happen, as soon as Kat cleans and dusts the room for him. Remember when he said before she moved in that she loves cleaning but then she never did it? Or when Phil said he hates dust but his consoles and tv are settled in half an inch of his dead skin and absolute squalor?

But it'll definitely happen.
 
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His mods really care, though, guys, I swear.

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PieceofShet said:
I can imagine him panicking, trying to find some excuses so he can prove his point not do it (being lazy),

And he had the dare to finish it with "any further suggestions appreciated". FUK YOU DSP!
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I won't be surprised if he eventually does it and takes the credit for it, but if it would ever happen he would probably claim he would need a entire day off and a lot of donations to make up for it!
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Synth said:
Well, I never said it was everyone or even most people, I just said it exists.



And then you go and say that... this is like the fourth time someone's done this.
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i don't know what about my statement was a contradiction, yes i'd like to make the type of money DSP who doesn't. i however do not want to be DSP, it'd be more accurate to say im jealous of the amount of money he makes doing zero effort but of the man no i'd rather fucking neck myself
 
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Whopper maybe. KingofGahlf routinely goes on absolute sprees timing and banning people for petty shit.
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Still nice to know that not everyone in his chat is North Korea on Twitch. Be interesting to see if Whopper becomes like that or leaves beforehand. Curious if Daves environment can even make seemingly nice and normal people into dicks. Instead of just attracting those kinds.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Guardian Ape suggested a way to re-organize Phil's absolutely chaotic AHFEES setup

Phil disagrees, of course he does


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4. Umm... Who would move all that? I can't do it because of my bad back, dood! Kat gets annoyed that she has to carry all the groceries every time, so she wouldn't want to do this for me. I don't have the money to pay someone from Kat's gym to do it, she knows a lot of bodybuilders like I used to be since she's always telling me about them. So there you go.
 
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chicken wings said:
If you attach a cheque a to a suggestion, I'd give it a 50% chance he might go with it. Ok maybe 40%.
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"In the end though, there is a 99% chance I'll call on my right to ignore your petty shit and call you an idiot. However your shekels are very appreciated of course as they will go straight to my future bills. So let me say this in in advance: thanks for the money dummy!"
 
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Are we in the roomgate saga now? From what I've seen of his furniture and stream setup it could use some work and modernization. For example, does he need to sit on his pornhub couch that he fapped in? His setup is years old and changing it up would be a breath of fresh air to his fans. Again he puts of the sleazy store owner/salesman vibe. Those guys are so concerned about making low end shitty sales that they wear the same crummy suit, have the same shitty store mods. have the same shitty everything. Dave is just shit.
 
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NotreallyPutin said:
Are we in the roomgate saga now? From what I've seen of his furniture and stream setup it could use some work and modernization. For example, does he need to sit on his pornhub couch that he fapped in? His setup is years old and changing it up would be a breath of fresh air to his fans. Again he puts of the sleazy store owner/salesman vibe. Those guys are so concerned about making low end shitty sales that they wear the same crummy suit, have the same shitty store mods. have the same shitty everything. Dave is just shit.
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Excuse me! Pornhub is for the dirty, unwashed masses like us. Phil only knows the finer things in life, like Brazzers.
 
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Pargon said:
@Wurstbrot does this not look familiar? Are you going to let this swollen Burger talk shit about your elegant, efficient, dare I say Autobahn-ian engineering?
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Already seen it, already ignored it.
In fact his is an improved version, so I appreciate the effort. It's also more secure to change it up so Phil or any of his piggybanks won't call "DETRAKTUUUR" at first sight.
 
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NotreallyPutin said:
From what I've seen of his furniture and stream setup it could use some work and modernization.
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He has one of, if not the worst gamer setups I've ever seen. Especially a "professional" gamer. It's not the tech that's the problem, it's the guy behind it.

The motherfucker has the audacity to whine about input lag when he's sitting light years away from his TV, which is, let's not forget, almost about to fall because it's so autistically placed on that desk. That's why he's squinting like a mofo and doesn't see shit on screen.

His set-up is so bad, in fact, that I don't think it's fixable at all. There's probably a clusterfuck of cables, consoles, controllers and god knows what else around his TV stand, probably so dusted that they remind you of Mad Max. It would take him days to completely rearrange his "ahffice", possibly fucking up his internet connection in the meantime (because he'll be stupid enough to fuck with his router or modem, assuming he hasn't set it up himself and has no idea what to do if it gets reset) and the man has no idea how to do efficient cable management (just look at his old setup vlogs ffs).
 
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harbinger said:
Excuse me! Pornhub is for the dirty, unwashed masses like us. Phil only knows the finer things in life, like Brazzers.
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I khant pay my Taxes guys, I may have to drop Netflix for Brazzhurs.
Also, I pay for a video editor but do raw unedited gaymeplay.
So guys please pay for my Brazzurs account because I don't like to change my lifestyle.
 
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Don't modern air cons use a thermostat system anyway, so it'd bring the room temperature down and then turn off until it starts to rise again? Although I do see his point regarding how close it is to the mic, he could simply... move it away. Most portable air cons come with a decent-enough length exhaust to trail out of the window, if it didn't then Phil got ripped off again.
A bigger point is why the fuck he needs an energy-guzzling aircon in the first place. Even if he's in a south-facing room I don't imagine the WA temperatures are unbearably hot. Just use a decent fan or an air cooler my dood.
 
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Awful Meerkat said:
Mad Max
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Does this make Dave the Gout Rider?

On a more office arrangement consultant note-

If I was doing streaming I would just see what other successful streamers do and copy that. I think Dave thinks sitting on an authentic Italian couch separates him from the washed masses. Instead of spare change what does Dark find in the folds of his couch?
 
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