Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,604
Alec Benson Leary said:
It really is baffling how inexperienced misogynists like Russ think every woman who isn't a shy sheltered virgin get turned into arby's beef-lined hotdog hallways if they commit the carnal sin more than a couple times.
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I'm not going to lie, I have NEVER understood the whole virgin/whore complex thing that incels and some fundamental religious folks are so hung up on.
They OBSESS over sex with women, some even wanting it by force, but then after they've done what they want the woman is a whore and is useless and then they complain that there are no good women left?
Even if women were just objects (they're not, not even close, obviously) isn't that just like throwing all your chocolates on the ground and then complaining that there are none left to eat?

I'm not even going to get into the whole "her vag remembers the shape of his dick" thing, although I do get a laugh out of the idea of these guys sitting around discussing how many women have vaginas shaped like babies after they give birth.

Edit: Oh god I just remembered the "roastie" thing too. Yep, apparently, as Pinocchio's nose grows from lying, a woman's labia stretches the more sex she has.
And changes colour.

Holy shit incels are retarded. I'mma go have another beer and laugh about this for a while.
 
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SpaceAce said:
I'm not going to lie, I have NEVER understood the whole virgin/whore complex thing that incels and some fundamental religious folks are so hung up on.
They OBSESS over sex with women, some even wanting it by force, but then after they've done what they want the woman is a whore and is useless and then they complain that there are no good women left?
Even if women were just objects (they're not, not even close, obviously) isn't that just like throwing all your chocolates on the ground and then complaining that there are none left to eat?

I'm not even going to get into the whole "her vag remembers the shape of his dick" thing, although I do get a laugh out of the idea of these guys sitting around discussing how many women have vaginas shaped like babies after they give birth.

Edit: Oh god I just remembered the "roastie" thing too. Yep, apparently, as Pinocchio's nose grows from lying, a woman's labia stretches the more sex she has.
And changes colour.

Holy shit incels are exceptional. I'mma go have another beer and laugh about this for a while.
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They also think you lose your ability to form emotional connections the more sex you've had with different people (you don't). They believe a lot of stupid shit that isn't true so they don't feel like the complete losers they are.
 
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ZeeMarin said:
Why doesn’t Rusty get a vasectomy? Those genes don’tneed To be passed on, and it could make him slightly less loathsome. Or a castration?
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Kinda makes me wonder what would happen if he got in some horrible accident that did so much damage to his groin he could never have sex again, I wonder how he'd deal with it, considering how much of his motivations are co-morbid with his dick.
 
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Well here's Taylor's big surprise:

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A new song releasing at midnight. All the fans are going nuts.

Might be a good time to launch a competing song in the comments while the fans are all paying attention.

No Russ in sight though...
 
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ZeeMarin said:
Why doesn’t Rusty get a vasectomy? Those genes don’tneed To be passed on, and it could make him slightly less loathsome. Or a castration?
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A most unnecessary surgery if I’ve ever heard one. Greer will never impregnate anybody. His sex life consists of paying whores and they know how to manage fertility.

Should he manage to impregnate a woman by some scenario that even I cannot imagine, the woman would undoubtedly be at an abortion clinic the day the stick turned pink. Or she’d shove a Dyson turbo up her vag in desperation.

No vasectomy is needed for a man whose seed is as unwanted as his.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Since his brothel suit has been kicked, and his TS suit is dead, two things he said to puff himself up "I'm legalizing brothels in Utah" and "I'm in a lawsuit with Taylor Swift" are no longer true. Wonder what he'll resort to now to make himself look important.
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Well, it's almost May and he's spent the better part of the year thus far claiming he's moving to Phoenix this summer. So if he ever follows through with it expect him to now be legalizing brothels in here in Arizona.
 
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MysticMisty said:
Well, it's almost May and he's spent the better part of the year thus far claiming he's moving to Phoenix this summer. So if he ever follows through with it expect him to now be legalizing brothels in here in Arizona.
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And taking bus trips to Tijuana.
 
It cracks me up how much drama Russell generates about releasing one of his goofy songs. He could have had it out on loads of platforms by now but instead of getting it upload and THEN generating buzz by linking to the song, he tells us how awesome it's gonna be aaaaaany day now. Real soon. Totally gonna drop.

OH NO! Dang dirty trolls got a leaked copy and made fun of it! I can't release it now.


Meanwhile, in T-Town:

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SpaceAce said:
I'm not going to lie, I have NEVER understood the whole virgin/whore complex thing that incels and some fundamental religious folks are so hung up on.
They OBSESS over sex with women, some even wanting it by force, but then after they've done what they want the woman is a whore and is useless and then they complain that there are no good women left?
Even if women were just objects (they're not, not even close, obviously) isn't that just like throwing all your chocolates on the ground and then complaining that there are none left to eat?

I'm not even going to get into the whole "her vag remembers the shape of his dick" thing, although I do get a laugh out of the idea of these guys sitting around discussing how many women have vaginas shaped like babies after they give birth.

Edit: Oh god I just remembered the "roastie" thing too. Yep, apparently, as Pinocchio's nose grows from lying, a woman's labia stretches the more sex she has.
And changes colour.

Holy shit incels are exceptional. I'mma go have another beer and laugh about this for a while.
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My reply to this got eaten in the great crash so here it is again, from scratch: Oedipus Complex.

They don't want a girlfriend or a wife, they want a mother that they can fuck.

They want her to fit the childhood ideal of motherhood (soft, sweet, modest dress, loves you no matter how stinky and tantrumy you are, spoils you, feeds you, etc) up to and including that idea/assumption of "purity" that middle schoolers have about their moms where they don't even believe mommy fucks daddy.

But they also really, REALLY wanna fuck. I mean they just cannot get dicking out of their mind.

Unfortunately for them, fulfilling one role irreparably destroys the other. If she fulfills the Pure Mommy role, sex with her destroys that fantasy, because she will have wants and desires and give direction and demands and the very fact that she took a dick at all, even their dick, will make her "dirty" in their eyes. It destroys the Pure Mommy fantasy. Then again, if she keeps that by NOT fucking them, she's a Bad Mom who doesn't care about their needs and is useless to them because she won't fuck.

It's a unending and unsatisfiable loop of crazy.

EDIT: Russ, having been rejected legally and harshly by his biomom twice now, likely especially feels this sting. He's desperate for the love of his mother and by god he will have it, even if its just from a whore who looks vaguely like his mother...and god help her if she doesn't put out for him.
 
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Angry New Ager said:
Given how often he has to move, I'd be surprised if he's even registered to vote, or if he is, bothers to update his voter registration with each new address.
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He posted pictures of his completed ballot last election to prove what a bipartisan political independent progressive he is.

Showed he voted for Rep. Ben McAdams (D) and Sen. Mitt Romney (R). And since Russ is strictly transactional and never does something for nothing, he's been after Romney to sit down with him to amend the constitution to ban Kiwi Farms, and go after Null. He also wants to attack Redditors, and whoever laughs at him online. Basically he thinks he and Mitt are going to censor the internet because plights.

He acknowledges Romney isn't in favor of his prostitution stuff, so I assume that's why he voted McAdams. Though he seems to have completely forgotten McAdams at this point.
 
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Dumbinatrix said:
Actually, do we know what his birth mother looks like? Gravitating towards those....toothy....smiles might answer that question for sure.
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Someone found his sister at one point. Not sure if they ever found his mother. Though I imagine if you found one you could probably find the other.
 
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