If she had only said something along the lines of, "Damn! How could I have been so stupid? Those goddamned mukbangs and overeating is just plain killing me", I would give her credit for (belatedly) recognizing the gravity of her situation.
I am still willing to give her a day to fully wrap her head around her new reality. She's dumb, sleepy, and has a lot to process. It will take her longer than most people, if she ever does.
At least she has temporarily solved her content problem. Her new series can be "living with a blood clot"...
The stark reality for her is that this indeed is the last crossroads. Once you start getting clots on the lungs, you usually start deteriorating and getting additional dangerous conditions unless you fully commit to turning yourself around. And that doesn't mean bad jokes like Grape Fasts and Water Fasts and OMD and celery juice fasts and vegan poses and flower diets. It doesn't mean two, furtive 5-minute visits to the gym (no way she walked a mile on that treadmill, either...I wonder how she faked that?) It means low calorie diets and daily exercise forever. She can't afford more 10,000 calories in-a-day slip-ups.
I have to say that based on her history and attitude, we may have to start shopping for a new lolcow because we probably won't have this one for much longer.
Were it almost anyone else, I would say that things have just turned grim enough for a change. However, knowing fatso, she will manage to fuck up even this.
Can't say she was never warned either, although she may have deleted a lot of the warnings without reading them...