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[NP 901]

this guy claims to pass so well a doctor thinks he’s pregnant following a pregnancy test, but I’m skeptical:

r/MtF - Comment by u/nicoleluvzya on ”Stolen from r/ftm. What's the stupidest way you've outed yourself as trans?”

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This guy says he tested positive for pregnancy and is so totes stealth even his dr didn’t know he’s trans. But... pregnancy tests don’t test for something hormone therapy would cause (eg estrogen, progesterone, or their derivatives). Pregnancy tests typically look for any amount of human chorionic gonadotropin (hcg), which is a hormone released by the placenta after it implants in the uterus.

If this story IS true, this guy needs to be evaluated immediately for cancer since some tumors can produce hcg. But I’m having a hard time imagining this isn’t just another fantasy he imagined so many times that he now believes it’s reality. Or just lied for validating ass pats.

Edit: wow look at this guy. When he’s not making up passing stories, he’s pestering r/askwomen with sex questions, including such gems as:

• What’s your sexiest music instrument and why?
• Detailed question about squirting
• Have you ever weaponized your gender?

 

[UngaWunga]

If that story is true then she needs to find a better doctor.

 

[Sonya-chan]

Edit: wow look at this guy. When he’s not making up passing stories, he’s pestering r/askwomen with sex questions, including such gems as:

• What’s your sexiest music instrument and why?
• Detailed question about squirting
• Have you ever weaponized your gender?

This guy is a fucking creep, he asked on the subrreditt about squirtning 2 times on r/askwomen, both get locked but still asking on r/asksex.
All his questions sounds like a weird pervert and are all misogynists stereotypes, like this one, does he except lesbian sex ?

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

The AGP hunter sub r/itsafetish found this guy who has such severe AGP that the simple act of browsing trans-related subs gives him a stiffy and makes him need to "satisfy the snake".

 

[wthfujoshis]

The AGP hunter sub r/itsafetish found this guy who has such severe AGP that the simple act of browsing trans-related subs gives him a stiffy and makes him need to "satisfy the snake".
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I don't get how these guys know it's a fetish but still want to convince themselves otherwise. Do they have literally nothing else going on in their lives? He's been wondering if it's a fetish for years, clearly he should chop his dick off.

 

[remiem]

this guy claims to pass so well a doctor thinks he’s pregnant following a pregnancy test, but I’m skeptical:

r/MtF - Comment by u/nicoleluvzya on ”Stolen from r/ftm. What's the stupidest way you've outed yourself as trans?”

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This guy says he tested positive for pregnancy and is so totes stealth even his dr didn’t know he’s trans. But... pregnancy tests don’t test for something hormone therapy would cause (eg estrogen, progesterone, or their derivatives). Pregnancy tests typically look for any amount of human chorionic gonadotropin (hcg), which is a hormone released by the placenta after it implants in the uterus.

If this story IS true, this guy needs to be evaluated immediately for cancer since some tumors can produce hcg. But I’m having a hard time imagining this isn’t just another fantasy he imagined so many times that he now believes it’s reality. Or just lied for validating ass pats.

Edit: wow look at this guy. When he’s not making up passing stories, he’s pestering r/askwomen with sex questions, including such gems as:

• What’s your sexiest music instrument and why?
• Detailed question about squirting
• Have you ever weaponized your gender?

There's a delicious level of irony in them not knowing that a pregnancy text may be positive for a man if they have cancer, testicular cancer especially. The Doctor would very likely know this and require further testing, tho.

HOWEVER- There's also the question of why would a medical care provider require a trans person of the MTF variety to take a pregnancy test? There's an obvious lie right there. If it's in the chart so the doctor could check that information once the troon pointed it out, which their second comment does imply, that means the their records reflect that they are MTF trans, so a pregnancy test would never be administered because like the troon states themselves, they cannot get pregnant. Even if the Doctor didn't know as they first claim and they've lied by omission when it comes to their medical information, because wow that's so smart , why the hell would they go through with the supposed pregnancy test - unless it's part of their weird fetish to waste hospital staff time and resources on something they know can never be positive for what it's actually testing for. They go to the not knowing doctor just for 'colds' but also conveniently was terribly sick just a little while after this pregnancy test?

Fake. If there's a lick of truth the troon will be cancer riddled in the future- mostly though the post directly contradicts itself on multiple points and is just absolutely fishing for validation of how amazing and funny this incredibly unlikely tale is.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

HOWEVER- There's also the question of why would a medical care provider require a trans person of the MTF variety to take a pregnancy test? There's an obvious lie right there. If it's in the chart so the doctor could check that information once the troon pointed it out, which their second comment does imply, that means the their records reflect that they are MTF trans, so a pregnancy test would never be administered because like the troon states themselves, they cannot get pregnant.

Oh, I missed that little detail.

Yeah this is just a lie then. No PCP is surprised by anything in your chart because they look over that shit before they even see you.

 

[queue-anon]

Oh, I missed that little detail.

Yeah this is just a lie then. No PCP is surprised by anything in your chart because they look over that shit before they even see you.

Speaking as someone who worked at a medical clinic, this isn't necessarily true. It depends on the clinic, but the most corporate ones in the U.S. overload doctors with appointments. They get 15 minutes with most patients with virtually no downtime between appointments. They're not looking at your chart unless you bring something up they have to check or unless they're looking to prescribe something and they want to be sure they don't accidentally kill you.

Also, as a patient, it's extremely common for the doctor to have no fucking clue about anything in my chart except maybe my latex and codeine allergies.

There's a delicious level of irony in them not knowing that a pregnancy text may be positive for a man if they have cancer, testicular cancer especially. The Doctor would very likely know this and require further testing, tho.

HOWEVER- There's also the question of why would a medical care provider require a trans person of the MTF variety to take a pregnancy test? There's an obvious lie right there. If it's in the chart so the doctor could check that information once the troon pointed it out, which their second comment does imply, that means the their records reflect that they are MTF trans, so a pregnancy test would never be administered because like the troon states themselves, they cannot get pregnant. Even if the Doctor didn't know as they first claim and they've lied by omission when it comes to their medical information, because wow that's so smart , why the hell would they go through with the supposed pregnancy test - unless it's part of their weird fetish to waste hospital staff time and resources on something they know can never be positive for what it's actually testing for. They go to the not knowing doctor just for 'colds' but also conveniently was terribly sick just a little while after this pregnancy test?

Fake. If there's a lick of truth the troon will be cancer riddled in the future- mostly though the post directly contradicts itself on multiple points and is just absolutely fishing for validation of how amazing and funny this incredibly unlikely tale is.

There are a lot of troons who like wasting doctors' time. Apparently, the NHS requires medical staff to perform completely needless pelvic exams on troons to validate them.

Parker Molloy claims that a doctor made him take a pregnancy exam, and he was actually really pissed off about it, so I'm inclined to think he wasn't lying (unless this is next-level troonery where they pretend to be angry about their precious validation).

That said, there's another tell to this guy's lies, that he claims the doctor had performed the pregnancy test at an earlier appointment. Clearly this guy doesn't know that most pregnancy tests are done with urine and give almost immediate results, and he didn't bother to explain or even hint at what he was doing at the doctor's office some days prior.

My best guess is that this guy is as ignorant of women's health care as other troons, and so he thinks doctors perform pregnancy tests as regular health care and not because a woman thinks she might be pregnant or to cover their asses when a woman needs medication or a procedure that can hurt a developing fetus.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

r/MtF - Why do people keep saying we're "biologically male"?

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very high IQ thread
many big brain posts in there, such as this gem:
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Spoken like a true cult member. Everthing that isn't troon validating is evil. What a dumb fucker.

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

Muh children's media villain says TERFS are meanies

r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns - Terfs deserve to be spoiled

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Do not choose a cheap surgeon for your SRS. Do not. I learned the hard way and I want to warn you all.

The 8th day he packed my <<vagina>> out and it looked like a swollen mess. There was an attempt at labia and there was a hole that could be dilated and that was 7 inch according to Thep. However what I was shocked about was the fact that the clitoris was way too high and too big. It looked like a penis head.

at the doctor attempting labia, drilling a damn near exactly seven-incher hole, slapping the mushroom tip on, and calling it a day

]JennaJohnson2 7 points 4 hours ago
I don’t think you can expect much for a price of 2256$ . The plane ticket and the hotel cost more than the vagina to be blunt.
I feel for you and hope you are able to somewhat fix this “doctor’s” mess.

Un-balling on a budget: fauxgina edition

 

[PT 522]

Muh children's media villain says TERFS are meanies
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r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns - Terfs deserve to be spoiled

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Do not choose a cheap surgeon for your SRS. Do not. I learned the hard way and I want to warn you all.


at the doctor attempting labia, drilling a damn near exactly seven-incher hole, slapping the mushroom tip on, and calling it a day


Un-balling on a budget: fauxgina edition

The description of that doctor's office is like something straight out of my nightmares.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Muh children's media villain says TERFS are meanies
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r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns - Terfs deserve to be spoiled

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Do not choose a cheap surgeon for your SRS. Do not. I learned the hard way and I want to warn you all.


at the doctor attempting labia, drilling a damn near exactly seven-incher hole, slapping the mushroom tip on, and calling it a day


Un-balling on a budget: fauxgina edition

Wow golly skimping on a surgeon to drill a goddamn hole in your pelvis and chop your weenie into pieces is a horrible idea, who could have possibly, possibly guessed?

 

[queue-anon]

Muh children's media villain says TERFS are meanies
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r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns - Terfs deserve to be spoiled

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Do not choose a cheap surgeon for your SRS. Do not. I learned the hard way and I want to warn you all.


at the doctor attempting labia, drilling a damn near exactly seven-incher hole, slapping the mushroom tip on, and calling it a day


Un-balling on a budget: fauxgina edition

The guy who wants to annihilate half of life in the universe believes "trans rights are human rights". Troons can also die in the Thanospocalypse.

I was under the impression that the stinkditch "clit" frequently looks like the head of a penis, although I've never been masochistic enough to see for myself.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Muh children's media villain says TERFS are meanies
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r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns - Terfs deserve to be spoiled

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Do not choose a cheap surgeon for your SRS. Do not. I learned the hard way and I want to warn you all.


at the doctor attempting labia, drilling a damn near exactly seven-incher hole, slapping the mushroom tip on, and calling it a day


Un-balling on a budget: fauxgina edition

Oh, you beat me to it, I was going to post that gem. When he got to the bit about being strapped down on a table with safety belts, I kind of doubted for a second it was real. But no - the detail he gives makes it convincing enough, and if he was stupid enough to pay some hack Thai surgeon only 72,000 Baht (that's just under £2000 or just over $2000USD) he kind of deserves whatever gets given to him. Usually, they reduce the size of the glans penis to make the "clitoris" but the way he describes it, this dear Dr.Thep has just sliced off his tip and stitched the whole thing back on a bit higher up. Lol.

Here he is - the man, the myth, the legend. Looks trustworthy, right? Seriously he looks like a child posing in a costume for career day.

 

[NP 901]

I was under the impression that the stinkditch "clit" frequently looks like the head of a penis, although I've never been masochistic enough to see for myself.

That would be an improvement for many of them. Generally it’s basically nothing at best but many of the horror shows look like an alien had to build a vulva from memory and just stitched a bunch of pork intestines together. If the ‘vulva’ exists at all, of course. Sometimes it’s literally just a gaping taint wound with nothing else. There’s a lot of variety. Somebody should make a collage. Not me, I’m too dainty , but somebody.

Also, dang that axe wound surgical center looks like somebody gave up on their dream of car chop shop and switched to humans.

 

[PT 522]

Oh, you beat me to it, I was going to post that gem. When he got to the bit about being strapped down on a table with safety belts, I kind of doubted for a second it was real. But no - the detail he gives makes it convincing enough, and if he was stupid enough to pay some hack Thai surgeon only 72,000 Baht (that's just under £2000 or just over $2000USD) he kind of deserves whatever gets given to him. Usually, they reduce the size of the glans penis to make the "clitoris" but the way he describes it, this dear Dr.Thep has just sliced off his tip and stitched the whole thing back on a bit higher up. Lol.
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Here he is - the man, the myth, the legend. Looks trustworthy, right? Seriously he looks like a child posing in a costume for career day.

I swear I'm going to have nightmares about this story. It sounds like something out of Silent Hill.

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

There's something grimly hilarious about guerilla marketing for getting your dick cut off. From a post by a Dr. Thep shill:
9 months ago I had SRS in Thailand at Pratunam Polyclinic with dr Thep Vechavisit. I will never be able to thank him enough. He gave me a chance at a normal life as a heterosexual female. Love life post-op.

A second chance at nature. A second chance to be my true self. I had gender affirmation surgery with dr Thep at his Polyclinic in Bangkok. I am very happy that I was able to have SRS. I never thought it possible in my lifetime. I went to dr Thep because I heard his name from other trans girls who couldn’t afford surgery with Westearn doctors. I paid dr Thep 2200$ for my SRS. I paid another 1500$ for my breast implants. I had both surgeries in one surgical setting. The operations took 2.5 hours respectively for the SRS and 45 minutes for the BA respectively. I returned home after 3 weeks. I’m completely recovered now by month 9. It’s been 36 weeks exactly since I had my vaginal surgery. I’m still really happy with my choice. I never thought I would be able to make my dream come through. I feel every bit of a woman now and even though I thought the surgery wouldn’t change much, it changed huge things. I finally get to go swimming without having to worry about my tuck coming undone. I finally get to date regular heterosexual males. I can shower with other women without worrying about being out of place. I also feminized better in the pelvic and hip area after SRS. Don’t know why but removing the source was stronger than blockers. I’m happy with my life now. I’m getting back into college too. Much more motivated. Thought I would give you all an update on my life after bottom surgery.

With the wonders of modern technology, any dude with 4 grand and a few hours to spare can get non-oem silicon bazookas and a love cave installed

I was under the impression that the stinkditch "clit" frequently looks like the head of a penis, although I've never been masochistic enough to see for myself.

This madman looked at some pictures, and what he saw surprised, disturbed him:

ClaudiaNaufragium 13 points 6 days ago*
From the results I have seen of dr Thep, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Pure butchery. Seriously, “SRS” at 2200$? The difference with those 25k$ surgeons must be somewhere. I once saw a creation of dr Thep and it looked hideous. The clitoris was just the entire penis head folded between two weird sacs that had to represent labia. Can’t imagine someone being happy with that. Especially if you know that he has no license to practice and the patient is awake during SRS. Happy for you that you are happy, but I prefer keeping my atrophied penis if SRS with Thep was the only alternative.
You should see YouTube videos about him. He doesn’t even wash his hands.

I swear I'm going to have dreams about getting strapped down in a dingy room and injected with sedatives and numbing agents while a genital butcher goes to work and I'm still awake and can hear the nurses laughing and joking.

And then posting on reddit about how my dysphoria was "so bad" that I'm thankful for what that guy did to me.
But It'S NOt a mEnTAl DiSORDEr guys!

Yeah, real horror movie shit.
"One man's Thai excursion takes a terrifying turn after he falls into the hands of a mad surgeon. Witness true horror in "Bangkok Cock Annihilation", coming to a theater near you."

 

[GrungyLawnChlorinate]

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r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns - Terfs deserve to be spoiled

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Do not choose a cheap surgeon for your SRS. Do not. I learned the hard way and I want to warn you all.


at the doctor attempting labia, drilling a damn near exactly seven-incher hole, slapping the mushroom tip on, and calling it a day


Un-balling on a budget: fauxgina edition

You can't even get a decent used car for that price. Maybe you get a couple wisdom teeth removed for $2k. At that price you'd be stupid not to get 2 or 3 of them. Call yourself Vagin-a-trois or Pussy Galore, be the envy of your whole block. "Oh, you can only afford ONE vagina, muthafucka I got THREE." Midlife crisis convertibles are passe. Patent hydra-dilator, retire early. Pioneer first quadruple penetration as performance art at Black History Month potluck, die a bloody perforated hero.

There's something grimly hilarious about guerilla marketing for getting your dick cut off. From a post by a Dr. Thep shill:
9 months ago I had SRS in Thailand at Pratunam Polyclinic with dr Thep Vechavisit. I will never be able to thank him enough. He gave me a chance at a normal life as a heterosexual female. Love life post-op.


With the wonders of modern technology, any dude with 4 grand and a few hours to spare can get non-oem silicon bazookas and a love cave installed


This madman looked at some pictures, and what he saw surprised, disturbed him:




Yeah, real horror movie shit.
"One man's Thai excursion takes a terrifying turn after he falls into the hands of a mad surgeon. Witness true horror in "Bangkok Cock Annihilation", coming to a theater near you."

Peter Lorre died too soon.


(Might need to Photoshop swap their hair.)

If HIV HOME TEST KIT says he's cool, then who am I to judge?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Muh children's media villain says TERFS are meanies
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r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns - Terfs deserve to be spoiled

356 votes and 25 comments so far on Reddit

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Do not choose a cheap surgeon for your SRS. Do not. I learned the hard way and I want to warn you all.


at the doctor attempting labia, drilling a damn near exactly seven-incher hole, slapping the mushroom tip on, and calling it a day


Un-balling on a budget: fauxgina edition

All the girls who go to Suporn and Bluebond-Langner have dream vaginas

LOL Hell no they too have the same stink ditches that just look slighly better if the oh so famous surgeon doesn't fuck up. I love how he ignores all the horror stories from famous surgeons and tells his troon fellas that dick butcherin is awesome- you just need an expensive surgeon.

 

[NP 901]

There's something grimly hilarious about guerilla marketing for getting your dick cut off. From a post by a Dr. Thep shill:
9 months ago I had SRS in Thailand at Pratunam Polyclinic with dr Thep Vechavisit. I will never be able to thank him enough. He gave me a chance at a normal life as a heterosexual female. Love life post-op.


With the wonders of modern technology, any dude with 4 grand and a few hours to spare can get non-oem silicon bazookas and a love cave installed


This madman looked at some pictures, and what he saw surprised, disturbed him:




Yeah, real horror movie shit.
"One man's Thai excursion takes a terrifying turn after he falls into the hands of a mad surgeon. Witness true horror in "Bangkok Cock Annihilation", coming to a theater near you."

Claudia looks like a drama bomb. She commented on this thread, but the whole thing is great:

r/MtF - Had the most validating experience every yesterday

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Had the most validating experience every yesterday : MtF

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