Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[Doggo]

Read nigger, read.

Fair enough. Sorry for the hassle.

 

[The Un-Clit]

After making a complete moron of myself in the daily observations thread, I do have a question. And please do forgive me if it’s a dumb question, but I’ve done seemingly all the reading there is into it, and I still don’t understand.

But, what’s the whole bike thing about? Is it related to the signs thing? Is it just a hobby or is it a fetish or what? I can understand both being a hobby, absolutely. You can make a decent few bucks being a sign maker and maps are something few are interested in, but is a vital subject to be in to. (If you ever use GPS, anyway.) But it seems like ADF hasn’t perused either of these things.

I’m much more invested in Chris’s history, way more than I should be, probably, but I do find these folks like ADF oddly interesting, and I simply want to learn more about them.

Again, I’m new here, so if anything I say or ask is dumb, please do tell me why and I’ll try to improve my postings, although I don’t plan on making many. I’m simply here to observe and learn, that’s all.

First rule of Kiwi Klub: LURK MOAR (aka read and learn, then speak.)
Second rule of Kiwi Klub: If you think it's stupid, it probably is. Hide your autism powerlevel.

Phil's bike thing is the same as almost every 'thing' in his history: it's a fetish object, much as anything that he values for the act of possessing it, rather then it's actual usefulness to him. There's much already written about his various spergtastic obcessions. Use the search tool, or even just crack random threads that look interesting. You will learn.

 

[Doggo]

First rule of Kiwi Klub: LURK MOAR (aka read and learn, then speak.)
Second rule of Kiwi Klub: If you think it's stupid, it probably is. Hide your autism powerlevel.

Phil's bike thing is the same as almost every 'thing' in his history: it's a fetish object, much as anything that he values for the act of possessing it, rather then it's actual usefulness to him. There's much already written about his various spergtastic obcessions. Use the search tool, or even just crack random threads that look interesting. You will learn.

Cheers, thank you. I will pay that I’ve made a few ‘tism posts, but I will definitely take what you’ve all said on board and do better.

I did have the inkling that it was a fetish thing, but my dumb arse just has to be curious.

Thanks. Appreciate it.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

But, what’s the whole bike thing about?

The best part? He can't even ride a bike. So it sits, unused, in the hovel.

 

[Doggo]

The best part? He can't even ride a bike. So it sits, unused, in the hovel.

Yeah, that’s what made me ask! I guess it’s kinda sorta yeah maybe fair enough that where you live might not have much use for a bicycle (such as the middle of buttfuck nowhere), so if you’ve never learned how to ride, you’d think that that’d be absolutely top of the list of things to do. Why not do something you really love?

It does make me want to ask about what the bicycle lock thing is about, in particular. I forgot to ask in the original autismo post.

I guess it’s just convenient for bashing fash when the bike is sitting in the lounge room. Can’t have assault with a (deadly?) weapon if you don’t use it, I guess.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Why not do something you really love?

He's literally too dumb. Riding a bicycle is actually quite complicated, from a neurological perspective. Phil's potato brain doesn't have enough power to actually coordinate riding one.

 

[Doggo]

He's literally too dumb. Riding a bicycle is actually quite complicated, from a neurological perspective. Phil's potato brain doesn't have enough power to actually coordinate riding one.

Heh, that’s actually a good point. It is kind of a shame, in a way, at least from a cruelly ironic point of view. Has he/she ever tried?

(P.S. I know ADF maybe isn’t trans, but I still don’t feel comfortable referring to them as ‘he’. I guess some more reading will be required for clarification on this. But at the same time, I don’t particularly want to be the odd one out. Still slightly conflicted on this.)

 

[AnOminous]

Heh, that’s actually a good point. It is kind of a shame, in a way, at least from a cruelly ironic point of view. Has he/she ever tried?

He probably fell off from pure tardation and it hurt and he's also a huge coward and a pussy so he was afraid to ever try again.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah, that’s what made me ask! I guess it’s kinda sorta yeah maybe fair enough that where you live might not have much use for a bicycle (such as the middle of buttfuck nowhere), so if you’ve never learned how to ride, you’d think that that’d be absolutely top of the list of things to do. Why not do something you really love?

It does make me want to ask about what the bicycle lock thing is about, in particular. I forgot to ask in the original autismo post.

I guess it’s just convenient for bashing fash when the bike is sitting in the lounge room. Can’t have assault with a (deadly?) weapon if you don’t use it, I guess.

He heard they could be used as weapons, but he also has this highly consumerist tendency where he buys the merch for whatever he’s into in order to prove what a good fan he is. He had bike accessories before he had a bike.

Often, this is a substitute for actual action. He bought bike accessories but can’t ride. He buys Antifa merchandise and weapons but is too cowardly to fight.

(P.S. I know ADF maybe isn’t trans, but I still don’t feel comfortable referring to them as ‘he’. I guess some more reading will be required for clarification on this. But at the same time, I don’t particularly want to be the odd one out. Still slightly conflicted on this.)

It’s up to you, but I don’t see how you can look at Phil, who looks, talks, dresses and acts like a man, and think “This is someone committed to transition.” Put it in perspective, he misgendered himself the day after he got his knob cut off.

 

[Positron]

But, what’s the whole bike thing about?

Two things: once upon a time Phil was into an incredibly gay anime called Hetalia. This anime has a character who is the anthropomorphism of China, which tickled Phil's communism fetish. This China character is always seen with a bicycle, hence Phil regards the bicycle as some holy talisment of Communism.

And soon afterwards Phil found out a rad-fem cycling club called the Ovarian Psychos, whose image must have matched Phil's self-delusion as a tough, take-no-prisoners woman. He desperately wanted to identify with them and kept asking people for money to buy a bike.

It does make me want to ask about what the bicycle lock thing is about, in particular. I forgot to ask in the original autismo post.

The bike lock is the favorite weapon of the Antifaggots. See Professor Eric Canton.

Why not do something you really love?

Everything Phil does is for show. I reckon there are only two things that he really loves: drawing autistic maps and roadsigns, and taking long-distance bus rides.

 

[Doggo]

He heard they could be used as weapons, but he also has this highly consumerist tendency where he buys the merch for whatever he’s into in order to prove what a good fan he is. He had bike accessories before he had a bike.

Often, this is a substitute for actual action. He bought bike accessories but can’t ride. He buys Antifa merchandise and weapons but is too cowardly to fight.

It’s up to you, but I don’t see how you can look at Phil, who looks, talks, dresses and acts like a man, and think “This is someone committed to transition.” Put it in perspective, he misgendered himself the day after he got his knob cut off.

Everything Phil does is for show. I reckon there are only two things that he really loves: drawing autistic maps and roadsigns, and taking long-distance bus rides.

All very good points, which I do appreciate. From this perspective, it feels like it would be doing transgenders a disservice to call ADF female. Even Chris seems to be making an attempt. Well, sometimes.

Speaking of Chris, the consumerism thing has very deep similarities, in my own potato mind. Such as Chris buying DLC for games he doesn’t own. Never, ever, ever understood that. The bike accessories thing, equally so. Hell the whole bike I don’t get. But I suppose I don’t have to understand it just because I’ve read it on a page.

 

[ON 190]

The bike lock is the favorite weapon of the Antifaggots. See Professor Eric Canton.

Don't forget that he called it his pet bike lock. Pet rocks are just something dumb, but at least you can glue googly eyes on them; a pet bike lock is just dumb and even googly eyes can't save them.

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

There was a Chilean tv show where this thing was a character

(yup, that's a balloon-faced plunger)

So, bottom line, it would be slightly less spastic if Sped Spud gave his bike lock the googly eyes treatment. He could even draw an angry stare on them, ready to crush capital!

 

[Doggo]

Sorry to be a PITA all, but I've had a question burning on my mind for quite a while now, and I figure here might be the place to ask.

Why does he call his homelessness 'houselessness'? I know autists generally have very fixed, rigid definitions of something that is not understood beyond their own personal echo chamber (hi, OPL), but I've tried looking and I can't find the reason as to why he calls it this.

Anyone?

 

[Twrx]

Sorry to be a PITA all, but I've had a question burning on my mind for quite a while now, and I figure here might be the place to ask.

Why does he call his homelessness 'houselessness'? I know autists generally have very fixed, rigid definitions of something that is not understood beyond their own personal echo chamber (hi, OPL), but I've tried looking and I can't find the reason as to why he calls it this.

Anyone?

Partially because he had a secret apartment (thanks @Ravenor ) , he was always crashing at hotels and because he suscribes to the school of thought that he wasn't homeless, he just lacked a home.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Sorry to be a PITA all, but I've had a question burning on my mind for quite a while now, and I figure here might be the place to ask.

Why does he call his homelessness 'houselessness'? I know autists generally have very fixed, rigid definitions of something that is not understood beyond their own personal echo chamber (hi, OPL), but I've tried looking and I can't find the reason as to why he calls it this.

Anyone?

The idea is that while you don’t have a house, you have a home in the form of a community that cares for you. Dumb as hell, but that’s Phil for ya.

 

[Doggo]

Partially because he had a secret apartment (thanks @Ravenor ) , he was always crashing at hotels and because he suscribes to the school of thought that he wasn't homeless, he just lacked a home.

The idea is that while you don’t have a house, you have a home in the form of a community that cares for you. Dumb as hell, but that’s Phil for ya.

Perhaps I'm just tired (it's going to be a long week. But at least a productive one.), but none of that makes any sense to me. Perhaps it will tomorrow, but I guess the moral of the story here is 'Phil gonna Phil'.

Cheers!

 

[Mogambo]

Why does he call his homelessness 'houselessness'? I know autists generally have very fixed, rigid definitions of something that is not understood beyond their own personal echo chamber (hi, OPL), but I've tried looking and I can't find the reason as to why he calls it this.

That's not just a Phil thing. It's another example of SJW newspeak that Phil adopted, just like "PoC," "tucute" or the like. They call homeless "houseless" because they believe it's a nicer way of saying the same thing. The claim goes that it's because they aren't "homeless" because they have a community, but really it's rather a moot point as Phil barely has a community either, unless you count a fellow scammer (who wouldn't even play along with being his "platonic girlfriend," and is now leaving anyway) and maybe the fellow troon who took him to the shooting range once (and that's assuming they're still talking too). Antifa doesn't want him, those "dykes on bikes" didn't want him, his "platonic girlfriend" didn't want him, fuck his own family doesn't want him, and most of the people he wants so desperately to impress dont even know he exists! By their own definition, he is more homeless than he is houseless, LOL.

One of Phil's little idiosyncrasies is that despite being a grown ass man Phil is essentially trying to blend in with a youth culture he doesn't really understand, so he quickly adopts any neologism used by SJWs and Tumblrinas (often without fully understanding it) AND assumes that everyone else will know what the fuck he's talking about. Aside from the fact that he's genuinely too developmentally delayed to actually form a coherent sentence, his isolation means that he develops weird speech patterns, just like Chris. Its kind of funny but Phil's target audience avoids anything he posts anyway. He's like the weird friend on social media who just reposts dubious news stories or "inspirational" quotes, but you're too lazy to actually unfriend them so you just mute them to keep your feed from being overrun with the same old crap.

 

[Syaoran Li]

So, we all know Phil loves to make false rape accusations against anyone he dislikes, up to and including his own father and he has a lot of fucked-up rape fantasies that he has expressed in the past, often in a very public and inappropriate way.

But as horrifying as this is to think of, I'm morbidly curious about how he would react to actually being raped or any other major traumatic event. Phil had lived a fairly pampered existence prior to trooning out and getting involved in SJW bullshit and most of his misfortunes and traumas he has experienced in his life have for the most part been his own damn fault.

However, rape is a massively traumatic experience and I would not wish that kind of horror on anyone, not even someone as abhorrent as Phil.

Seriously, Phil has a breakdown anytime someone refers to him with masculine pronouns despite the fact he is a male and does not look feminine in any sense of the word and he claims to have PTSD over being called mean names on the internet.

Any event that would be actually traumatic for a normal person would probably break Phil completely, and assuming he didn't completely snap and either go an hero or become delusional in a way that would put Chris's Dimensional Merge fantasies to shame, would he be able to recover and re-evaluate his life, even at the most rudimentary level?

I mean, Phil is an idiot and is a clear case of severely stunted emotional and mental development, and he is so far gone now that there is no way he could ever fully turn his life around, and even if he did fully renounce communism and his fake transgender identity, I doubt he could even live a semi-normal life as an awkward and spergy yet harmless weeb like he did in his high school and college days due to a mix of age and more importantly, self-mutilation in the form of the surgery and his myriad tattoos.

But if something really bad happened to Phil, could he even recognize his entire adult life has been an utter trainwreck, even on a partial and rudimentary level?

Or is he really as narcissistic and idiotic as he appears to be?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

So, we all know Phil loves to make false rape accusations against anyone he dislikes, up to and including his own father and he has a lot of fucked-up rape fantasies that he has expressed in the past, often in a very public and inappropriate way.

But as horrifying as this is to think of, I'm morbidly curious about how he would react to actually being raped or any other major traumatic event. Phil had lived a fairly pampered existence prior to trooning out and getting involved in SJW bullshit and most of his misfortunes and traumas he has experienced in his life have for the most part been his own damn fault.

However, rape is a massively traumatic experience and I would not wish that kind of horror on anyone, not even someone as abhorrent as Phil.

Seriously, Phil has a breakdown anytime someone refers to him with masculine pronouns despite the fact he is a male and does not look feminine in any sense of the word and he claims to have PTSD over being called mean names on the internet.

Any event that would be actually traumatic for a normal person would probably break Phil completely, and assuming he didn't completely snap and either go an hero or become delusional in a way that would put Chris's Dimensional Merge fantasies to shame, would he be able to recover and re-evaluate his life, even at the most rudimentary level?

I mean, Phil is an idiot and is a clear case of severely stunted emotional and mental development, and he is so far gone now that there is no way he could ever fully turn his life around, and even if he did fully renounce communism and his fake transgender identity, I doubt he could even live a semi-normal life as an awkward and spergy yet harmless weeb like he did in his high school and college days due to a mix of age and more importantly, self-mutilation in the form of the surgery and his myriad tattoos.

But if something really bad happened to Phil, could he even recognize his entire adult life has been an utter trainwreck, even on a partial and rudimentary level?

Or is he really as narcissistic and idiotic as he appears to be?

Cue Phil posting about how Kiwi Farms fantasises about raping him and wants him to be attacked (ps look at my gun it's totally real send money to my paypal support trans anarchist women etc).

He's too easy to wind up.