- Joined
- Jun 19, 2015
Um why does it have teeth? (On mobile I can't read the accompanying text)
Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics
- Thread starter Jaded Optimist
- Start date
N
NP 901
Guest
kiwifarms.net
If you pop it into its own window (upper region button when you full screen the image) it should be legible when you zoom in. As for the “teeth” I wonder as well. My guess is medical goopy lotion or gauze. Or literal teeth - might as well go crazy if you’re changing the plumbing; a new chandelier, perhaps? A window treatment to go with the new trimming?
- Joined
- Sep 7, 2016
god damnit, when replying to a post it quotes the image. The spoiler tags, they do nothing. I'm not going to look closely at the picture but the "teeth" mentioned might be white dissolvable stitches.
I don't really read the reddit trans community thread so I don't think it was there.
It could have been in the Carolyn Petit thread around the time he got the chop and switched to bruised puss:y vag-shots instead of dick pics, someone might have posted a picture of someone else in that thread. Could have been in the "most repulsive troon" thread, don't remember the exact name, I noped out of that one pretty quickly.
The picture was like this, but on a bed.
Not in a million years would I guessed that it one day would be so soothing for the mind to stare at David Hasselhoff's crotch. Those are some skinny legs.
(please don't post a "is this it?" picture, you will know it when you see it if you can find it)
It could have been in the Carolyn Petit thread around the time he got the chop and switched to bruised puss:y vag-shots instead of dick pics, someone might have posted a picture of someone else in that thread. Could have been in the "most repulsive troon" thread, don't remember the exact name, I noped out of that one pretty quickly.
The picture was like this, but on a bed.
Not in a million years would I guessed that it one day would be so soothing for the mind to stare at David Hasselhoff's crotch. Those are some skinny legs.
(please don't post a "is this it?" picture, you will know it when you see it if you can find it)
While googling the Hasselhof picture I saw a "then and now" list for Baywatch people, with the amount of Playboy models they had there had to be something on topic there.
It was mostly unspectacular. (click images for larger)
Erika Eleniak got old..
Yasmine Bleeth got Kathleen Turner'd
Jaason Simmons, the Kano of Baywatch, got a mouth reduction surgery.
Tracy Bingham, now we're getting somewhere, she got pale and had something done, I'm not familiar with her so I don't know.
Not familiar with Brande Roderick either, but she now looks like a pornstar, that's more of what I expected from former Baywatch stars considering that they seemed to recruit from Playboy.
Pamela Anderson is just shooting fish in a barrel.
But I'm thankful that one of the funniest things ever caught on tape was because of her: Tommy Lee from Motley Crue honking a boat horn with his dick and acting like it's no big deal.
MysticMisty
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Mar 12, 2013
Jesus, you could park a fucking semi between those boobs.
P
PT 522
Guest
kiwifarms.net
Pam Anderson is bad, but has anyone posted that woman who was obsessed with looking like Pam Anderson and ended up looking like a wax statue yet?
- Joined
- Jun 21, 2017
scouse pammie?
looking her up reminded me of lacey wildd too
Glow In The Dark Boobs | My Strange Addiction
Lacey walks us through the abilities that her over-sized bust has provided her. | For more My Strange Addiction, visit http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/my-str...
www.youtube.com
P
PT 522
Guest
kiwifarms.net
Yeah her. Don't know why anyone would want to look like Anderson, even when she was young she had a chipmunk face and I hate/hated the skinny eyebrow fad, but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.scouse pammie?
- Joined
- Feb 17, 2017
Pam Anderson was lovely the first time she posed for Playboy. Natural hair color, boobs, face, everything.
You could see the plastic surgery getting worse with each appearance she made in the magazine.
MysticMisty
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Mar 12, 2013
I think it's hilariously ironic she complains about using animal parts now when she has a body full of them.
It's Never Lupus
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 1, 2019
I've seen this cow floating around random corners of the internet for the last few years. Most recently, a thread about her has surfaced on LCF. Absolute anachan madness and fruit-and-sunlight diet aside, her cheek fillers are fucking mystifying. How can someone simultaneously look so young and so old?
A more current photo of her fillers:
And here's what she looked like beforehand:
The difference isn't so dramatic in these photos, but it's hard to find older pics that aren't covering her entire face or extremely blown out with flash. Definitely a far cry from the worst examples in this thread but it just goes to show that even going slightly over the line with fillers can throw your visage into uncanny valley territory.
A more current photo of her fillers:
And here's what she looked like beforehand:
The difference isn't so dramatic in these photos, but it's hard to find older pics that aren't covering her entire face or extremely blown out with flash. Definitely a far cry from the worst examples in this thread but it just goes to show that even going slightly over the line with fillers can throw your visage into uncanny valley territory.
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2017
she looks like she's been puking, how horridI've seen this cow floating around random corners of the internet for the last few years. Most recently, a thread about her has surfaced on LCF. Absolute anachan madness and fruit-and-sunlight diet aside, her cheek fillers are fucking mystifying. How can someone simultaneously look so young and so old?
A more current photo of her fillers:
And here's what she looked like beforehand:
The difference isn't so dramatic in these photos, but it's hard to find older pics that aren't covering her entire face or extremely blown out with flash. Definitely a far cry from the worst examples in this thread but it just goes to show that even going slightly over the line with fillers can throw your visage into uncanny valley territory.
- Joined
- Mar 10, 2019
No foundation, lol
X
XQ 076
Guest
kiwifarms.net
Had a search and out of the Geordie Shore cast, only Chloe has been posted like a year ago. The cast have had an impressive array of bad surgeries done.
Marnie Simpson
Charlotte Crosby
Holly Hagan
Chloe Ferry
Plus a bonus of Chloe modelling her body that looks like it was designed by boobsforqueens.com
Marnie Simpson
Charlotte Crosby
Holly Hagan
Chloe Ferry
Plus a bonus of Chloe modelling her body that looks like it was designed by boobsforqueens.com
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2016
Nightmares. They're all nightmares. It's like they walked into the surgeon and say "Give me the worst you have."
- Joined
- Oct 9, 2018
I once walked past Charlotte in Newcastle city centre and she looks even more fucked up irl. Her nose only looks even vaguely acceptable from one angle (the selfie angle) but the rest of the time she looks like an acid attack victim.
Seems like a strange thing to pay to have done to your face but clearly I'm just old and unfashionable
- Joined
- Mar 10, 2019
Charlotte Crosby is just 28, jfc talk about fucking your face up
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2019
or was he just borrowing his glasses..?
MysticMisty
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Mar 12, 2013
So much for people getting surgery to look young, they all aged themselves 30+ years with their surgeries. Jesus Christ.
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2018
I'm not that surprised actually to find out that some guys have apparently been getting their entire genetalia removed to become 'nullos'. Just why? Also wouldn't becoming an actual ken doll make it hard to pee/mess up hormones in later life etc? At least they have removed themselves from the gene pool I guess. (there's nothing super NSFW in the article linked)
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/07/man-chopped-off-penis-testicles-become-nullo-9417302/
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/07/man-chopped-off-penis-testicles-become-nullo-9417302/
- Joined
- Oct 24, 2017
There are people that have similar bodies, but they are incredibly rare, even in Ghana which is more predisposed to this, these women are considered exceptionally genetically gifted and are offered modelling or tv contracts immediately. I suppose the Kardashians and the growing plastic surgery market now make these things seem within reach for people.