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leChinkyRaccoon said:
holy shit I did not think this could possibly be a real response.


I wonder how it's gonna go if she ends up doing the Koz4Mod thing and Phil finds out that Swagginz, and Anonymouse, liquidhindo etc are all over there egging (no pun intended) the situation on. He's gonna see a half dozen or more of his most active and committed fan base turn on him as those numbers are dwindling ever further.
Swagginz is now acting like a bitter cuck about the whole thing it would seem. From the brief glimpse of her chat that I saw.
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Those individuals were not smart enough to document everything that went on in that mod chat so I don't expect any more "golddust" to drop. And if all they are getting Badbunny to do is watch detractor videos and hope that she add some form of commentary I think we know that is going to end up. DSP is going to catch wind and he is going to try and contact as many people that are willing to listen to him at Twitch. Those paypigs found their female DSP.... congrats I guess.

The situation that DSP is running into is that for the first time in a long time (I have only been watching restreams on the regular for the last year), him treating people like shit is hurting him in the short term at least. Any time that DSP has had a big drop off, major mod changes, drama ark; he's had a whale to pick things up and he would float on that for a while. His mood would change and he still beg but he doesn't care what happens in the chat, just don't bruise the fragile pigroach and there seems to be some normalcy. This time he didn't get that. And as @actually has pointed out numerous times, his beg-a thons gave him the average he gets, which DSP was aware the moment he finished both marathons. No doubt DSP is also aware that the begging in April backfired because of the lies, couple that with this new found self righteousness that he came back from Connecticut, DSP has effectively hurt himself; no doubt about that.
 
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Those individuals were not smart enough to document everything that went on in that mod chat so I don't expect any more "golddust" to drop. And if all they are getting Badbunny to do is watch detractor videos and hope that she add some form of commentary I think we know that is going to end up. DSP is going to catch wind and he is going to try and contact as many people that are willing to listen to him at Twitch. Those paypigs found their female DSP.... congrats I guess.

The situation that DSP is running into is that for the first time in a long time (I have only been watching restreams on the regular for the last year), him treating people like shit is hurting him in the short term at least. Any time that DSP has had a big drop off, major mod changes, drama ark; he's had a whale to pick things up and he would float on that for a while. His mood would change and he still beg but he doesn't care what happens in the chat, just don't bruise the fragile pigroach and there seems to be some normalcy. This time he didn't get that. And as @actually has pointed out numerous times, his beg-a thons gave him the average he gets, which DSP was aware the moment he finished both marathons. No doubt DSP is also aware that the begging in April backfired because of the lies, couple that with this new found self righteousness that he came back from Connecticut, DSP has effectively hurt himself; no doubt about that.
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It also doesn't help his new scam is just asking for money without saying what it is going towards. He just says tip will help with behind the scenes trouble but you the donator doesn't need to know what the problem is. Most people care about where their money is going. Just saying vague problem give money isn't very attractive to most people.

Of course this is Phil and when he finally says the problem it will be a half truth at best, but if your fishing for pity bucks you need to have some bait on the hook. I don't know his schedule does he have an Ask the King or Hate Live coming up? That's usually where he spills his guts about these kind of things, at the very end of course after 3 hours of rambling and bitching about nothing.
 
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Tonight's dinner was "chicken burgers and macaroni and cheese."

Chicken. Burgers. This dude would mash literally any meat into a round flat patty and shove it down his throat.

Oh, and the story of the hot latina girl that was rubbing up on him at a dance who had big tits and was hot...happened in elementary school, and he's tired of telling that story.
 
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The thing with DSP finances for the month of May is that he will make more money than the average month on twitch, so even those there are no specifics he'll take what he can take. He will complain about Patreon and Youtube because those will go down for the month. So overall, he will probably be flat overall. He will make it up in June because of e3 and he will push some game that people actually want to see; San Andreas, Dark Souls 2, Sekiro, or 3DS games.

I would think that by now he would restructure this Patreon by now. He was bitching about how "Ask The King " was dead; he doesn't care about KOgaming or TheKingofHateHD as those channels are basically delisted given how often he uploads.

I think Tevin pointed out that DSP is basically moving his revenue streams all behind Twitch. Youtube is "piss-money" according to him and Pateron might as well get the thumb with how he respects his donors over there.

Also I think that I am getting how DSP does the begging. He has all of his bills clear at the end of the month, he now gets paid from Youtube and Twitch in the middle of the month so he has no reason to press his audience hard right now. Now when he gets the payment deposits, he begs extra hard for the latter half of the month; I think he does this because he thinks that he could chance it that some paypig will come in with money to cover the bills at the end of the month.

So DSP might give some clarity when comes to bills and whatever CPA situation is after the 15th.

Edit: This Polish dude is talking about OJ.
Edit2: This dude doesn't know what he got tax write-offs for, he just documents and sends it to his CPA. WOW.
 
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Rootbeer said:
We're getting some excellent revisionist history tonight.

The classic "hot latina" who grinded up on Phil? Someone asked Phil to retell the story and he declined, saying that stuff happened in elementary school.

The original story, timestamped for reference:

Classic elementary school kid behavior.
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Him changing it to Elementary School makes it creepier.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
Him changing it to Elementary School makes it creepier.
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Only if you take it as truth. Far more likely is that he danced with a girl for one song one time at one school dance, and he, as he does, developed an entire narrative about it that places him in the alpha masculine role he so desperately wishes he had.
 
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actually said:
Only if you take it as truth. Far more likely is that he danced with a girl for one song one time at one school dance, and he, as he does, developed an entire narrative about it that places him in the alpha masculine role he so desperately wishes he had.
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I think even that, an attractive girl danced with him, is stretching it TBQH.
 
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Just_living said:
: This Polish dude is talking about OJ.
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Is he comparing himself to the alleged murderer again? He has a habit of juxtaposing himself with the worst examples. Like when he did that video of the Toby Turner drama he said it was just like what he deals with. If you think the guy didn't do it that's fine but maybe don't compare yourself to someone accused of something terrible until they are proven innocent. OJ aside of course because generally people will say he got away with it.
 
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Phil clocked out his night stream right at 9:01 because, and I quote, "I have to take a shit"

Begging was still strong in this one, and interestingly he cheer-shamed his contributors multiple times

"Thanks for the cheers and all that, but you are not really helping me much, the best way to support me RIGHT NOW is to tip me, so consider that, okay?"

Didnt really work

after 2 hours of hard work, Phil clocked out at a total tip of $18


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Is he comparing himself to the alleged murderer again? He has a habit of juxtaposing himself with the worst examples. Like when he did that video of the Toby Turner drama he said it was just like what he deals with. If you think the guy didn't do it that's fine but maybe don't compare yourself to someone accused of something terrible until they are proven innocent. OJ aside of course because generally people will say he got away with it.
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No, OJ stands for Other John, who was some dude that I don't remember how they knew each other, I think it was John Rambo's friend.

He was the guy who played Mario in the Project 7 shit and he was also on that weird panel at MagFest or whatever the fuck convention it was.
 
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From tonight's (05/07/19) MLB: The Show 19 Chillin' & Beggin' Stream.
The villain, Darksydephil, drops some foreshadowing for a possible future Tax Audit Arc.

[2019-05-07 20:05:43 PDT] bbchungus: @darksydephil if i donate you a game does it count on your taxes? i thought it does
[2019-05-07 20:06:03 PDT] bbchungus: @darksydephil i will donate but does it have taxes attached to it or is money better?
[2019-05-07 20:06:06 PDT] wdayday: @bbchungus A game is a gift

That's actually correct! Someone actually just called it out correctly.
Uhm.
The way taxes work, when, when you donate stuff, is that, basically, with taxes, you have up to $10,000 considered a . . .
ONE-HANDED AIR QUOTE. TOO LAZY TO USE BOTH HANDS TO MAKE PROPER AIR QUOTES
Gift.
So.
In a year. Let's say, a few people donate a few things to me.
Those are considered GIFTS.
And therefore, those things are not, uh, a tax issue.
Uhm.
Up to $10,000.
If someone actually gifted me, like, A HIGH END GAMING PC THAT'S $3,000!
AND GIFTED ME A T.V!
You know?
TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS OF EQUIPMENT!
In one year? Was gifted to me?
Then, anything over that would be considered taxable income for me.
WAGS FINGER AT VIEWERS
However!
Anything you guys gift me monetarily, is considered a TIP.
And that is taxable, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!
So, that's why I say, 'If you guys want to donate a game. PLEASE JUST DONATE THE GAME! Give me the game code!'
EYES DART AROUND EXCITEDLY, THINKING ABOUT NON-TAXABLE GAME CODES
Because, then it's just a game I can play!
But, if you send me money, I have to pay tax on that money!
You know?
That's how the government works with taxing small businesses.
LEANS INTO THE MICROPHONE
THROAT CLEAR

























It's almost impressive how far DSP will go to make sure that he keeps as much from his internet panhandling as is possible.
It's also sleazy as hell.

The Grift Continues . . .
 
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