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Florida woman pulls alligator from yoga pants during traffic stop, turtles found in backpack
Posted May 07, 2019 23:16:46

Key points:
  • The driver of the vehicle told police he and his female passenger had been collecting frogs and snakes
  • More than 40 three-stripe turtles were found in the woman's backpack
  • The Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission is handling the investigation
A Florida woman has given new meaning to the term "snappy dresser", pulling a small alligator from her yoga pants during a traffic stop.A Florida woman has given new meaning to the term "snappy dresser", pulling a small alligator from her yoga pants during a traffic stop.
The ordeal unfolded when a Charlotte County Sheriff's deputy stopped a pickup truck Monday afternoon (local time) in Punta Gorda after it ran a stop sign.
The 22-year-old driver Michael Clemons told authorities he and his 25-year-old passenger Ariel Machan-Le Quire were collecting frogs and snakes under an overpass, and gave the deputy permission to search bags in the truck.
When the deputy found 41 three-stripe turtles in the woman's backpack, he asked if she had anything else.
That's when investi-gators were greeted to an unusual sight: a 0.3-metre gator.
"Not to be outdone by #FloridaMan, a #FloridaWoman pulled this alligator out of her pants," Charlotte County Sheriff's officials wrote on Twitter.
"[It happened] after being asked the standard 'Do you have anything else?'"
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission took over the investigation.
 
man fuck the american police state. kids run a stop sign and get their car searched. they should have said "no you can't search my fucking car because i ran a stop sign"

on a lighter note it's pretty funny that the sheriff's office has a sense of humor about florida man and woman.

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man fuck the american police state. kids run a stop sign and get their car searched. they should have said "no you can't search my fucking car because i ran a stop sign"

Yeah, man, these two hiding alligators in their pants and stashing away over forty turtles really need to spend more time learning their rights.
 
Update: She got 200 hours of community service
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Clemons got 100 hours of community service
The arrest of Clemons and Machan-Le Quire exposed an international animal smuggling ring run by (((Michael Boesenberg))).
Investigators say Boesenberg led a well-organized ring of wildlife traffickers, operating mostly in Lee County. Poached turtles sold wholesale for up to $300 each and retailed for as much as $10,000 each in Asia.

The FWC documented more than 4,000 turtles illegally taken and sold over a 6-month period, including Florida box turtles, Eastern box turtles, striped mud turtles, Florida mud turtles, chicken turtles, Florida softshell turtles, Gulf Coast spiny softshell turtles, spotted turtles and diamondback terrapins.

Officers executed a search warrant in August. Over 600 turtles were returned to the wild.
Also the killing of black bears for Chinamen.
But the feds stepped in to save the jew, and he never faced real justice.
 
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