Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

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At least we know Big Al is giving Becky some breaks in between runs to Burger King, Sonic and McDonald's.

Also, how dare Amber call this masterpiece, crayoned by the love of her life with such exquisite artistry and attention to detail, a doodle?

Now that I really look at it, that blue cactus kind of looks like Al holding up a rainbow Torrid tarp during one of her "highly requested" hauls. Except, of course, that the cactus is standing up.

why does everything she fucking does surround the fact shes a lesbian?
Its like there is no other identity other than being gay at the fag shanty.

 

[Skin Fold Odor]

Why does the one with the giant boner only have one foot though?

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

It's been six days since she's posted. I'm wondering what her record is for going silent.

She posted a video on January 15th (taco recipe) but didn't follow up with another one until January 23rd (am I over 600 lbs).

She did her Optavia unboxing on February 3rd then posted a pre-filmed/bullshit Torrid haul on February 9th.
But, she didn't post a real(?) video following up on her massive Optavia fail until February 12th.

That's the longest, most recent she's gone without putting a "new" video out, AFAIK.
I swear I have a life.

 

[manic dainty gorl]

Her diet was clearly just too restrictive and it made her want to binge and all that build up of being so strong and resisting the binge monster just caught up to her you guise. It's not her fault. It's her depreshunbipolar. She'll probably come back with some "wls diet", with paperwork she never turned in stuck to a white board. She'll say it's her only option cuz she's dyeennng, try it for 6 hours and give up.

 

[497]

Spoiler: fat

this guy takes care of his pets better than amber and he's a whole 10 pounds fatter.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

why does everything she fucking does surround the fact shes a lesbian?
Its like there is no other identity other than being gay at the fag shanty.

A group of clearly genderless, anthropomorphic, cactus chibis
Becky: "Wow gosh we need more representation in this group!"
That one looks shittier than the rest too.

(The startled one and the one kicking the tumbleweed are kinda cute though, Becky should be making Etsy keychains and shit out of this kind of drawing instead of those weird boxes she was painting.)

 

[marjoram]

Thumby should find a real job.

This shit is pathetic.

 

[Xenomorph]

Thumby should find a real job.

This shit is pathetic.

I dont know how the fuck she isn't going nuts. This is why I know between the lobotomizing drugs she must be day drinking.

 

[mekalekahi]

I would love to hear Becky's answer to where she sees herself in 5 years, and if she sees herself going somewhere in life being in a relationship with Amber.

 

[Xenomorph]

I would love to hear Becky's answer to where she sees herself in 5 years, and if she sees herself going somewhere in life being in a relationship with Amber.

slack jawwed yokel living with her parents or sister as the gays divorce and AL is dead living off of SSI.

 

[Twinkie]

bitch you've been M.I.A. for over a week, nobody cares about your butler's banal scribblings

 

[raritycunt]

why does everything she fucking does surround the fact shes a lesbian?
Its like there is no other identity other than being gay at the fag shanty.

She hasn’t really got anything else to say about herself to make her special. Unless she just gives up and plays the special needs card

 

[Pepper Jack]

I can't wait for the weigh-in tomorrow. Our dainty gorl must have lost 19 ellbees this week alone because she is too busy working out to vlog. 400 ellbees is in your sights Booboo.

 

[wetcarpet]

I can't wait for the weigh-in tomorrow. Our dainty gorl must have lost 19 ellbees this week alone because she is too busy working out to vlog. 400 ellbees is in your sights Booboo.

She's so dedicated...we're all going to be blown away!!

 

[horridtorrid]

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At least we know Big Al is giving Becky some breaks in between runs to Burger King, Sonic and McDonald's.

Also, how dare Amber call this masterpiece, crayoned by the love of her life with such exquisite artistry and attention to detail, a doodle?

Now that I really look at it, that blue cactus kind of looks like Al holding up a rainbow Torrid tarp during one of her "highly requested" hauls. Except, of course, that the cactus is standing up.

No, actually, I can see how you made that mistake but those two ambiguous lumps below the flag are actually the two sides of her gut, its a perfect likeness

 

[497]

She posted on Snapchat yesterday. It’s a waste of time to watch, but it is proof of life.
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Becky's drawings.... could of been Becky posting on AL's account. Maybe it was Becky in Chantal's chat...maybe the first person they would tell AL has died is Chantal?

 

[SheCameForNecky]

You guys are ridiculous.

She's lost at least 24.

 

[Xenomorph]

we know shes binged she knows, she just thinks we are fucking as exceptional as her die hard supporters. Come clean hamby this is how you make money you have to come out of the fat air sooner or later.

 

[Mr Foster]

we know shes binged she knows, she just thinks we are fucking as exceptional as her die hard supporters. Come clean hamby this is how you make money you have to come out of the fat air sooner or later.

She's like a toddler trying to hid the broken vase from her parents.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

I would, but I can't stand Mumbles anymore. Not even for a fleeting glance of a whale spotting. He's the most insufferably boring human being on the planet. Fresh paint drying on a wall is more stimulating.

Don't be worried, though. She's LOVING all the gossip and speculation about her whereabouts right now. Not as much as a spicy chicken sandwich and cheesy tots from Burger King, but close enough.

Mumbles doesn't bother me like some people. Eric seems like the kind of guy whose energy get sucked from him on camera, and he seems very uncomfortable. He probably is more tolerable IRL.