DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DuckSucker]

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Oh my god. I really wanted to kind of root for him in a little way, but fuck dude. What a tool. But at the same time it's like what can you expect from the guy. At least he's consistent, I guess. I will still give him points for that "oh WOOPS" thing because fuck, but you know he had to have been holding onto that for a while.

Like Phil can you be a fucking human being for like fifteen fucking minutes? Like just dunk on somebody on the internet like a normal person, you dont have to whore yourself out this much. But I guess it's like he says, "(He's) still here." The dude will cling to the sinking ship long after it's underwater and then try to make that a point. Hey just because nobody else is doing something, doesnt make you a pioneer.

LOL fuck he made up his own term for some bullshit phenomenon: "The Cosby Effect". Fuck, when's that one hitting the big screens Phil? You know in cartoons when the characters eyes roll around like slot machines and it lands on dollar signs or something? This motherfucker's eyes must be perpetually spinning, like, nothing goes through his head that he isnt trying to weave into some bullshit to get money out of people.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Shame I don't have a bigger pool of people to ask but people think DSP still a bigger piece of shit, going by this:
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Y-You've got a stacked audience. Everyone who follows you clearly already hates DSP.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Oh my god. I really wanted to kind of root for him in a little way, but fuck dude. What a tool. But at the same time it's like what can you expect from the guy. At least he's consistent, I guess. I will still give him points for that "oh WOOPS" thing because fuck, but you know he had to have been holding onto that for a while.

Like Phil can you be a fucking human being for like fifteen fucking minutes?

He may have that. But he totally forgot about that tweet and had to be reminded.

I have yet to see him snap back at anyone at or even as popular as ProJar without repercussion from other parties. He has everyone at his side so everyones going to forget about Phil for at least a few days.

Random nobodies? Call them idiots, wrong, kids, sheep etc. then block them. Shit talks Ninja indirectly; Ninja doesn't give a shit. Pewdiepie makes jabs at him? Shit talk him on your stream without naming names.

He's a big fucking pussy and gets roasted all the time by random people. So he can have the so called "victory" over a tweet but at the end of the day he's still a piece of shit. He's just so insufferable at the moment with the way hes going about it. He needs another ego check.

 

[Sparkletor]

I agree with Phil that Jared seemed wholesome and turned out not to be. That's why it's funny.

It's like when a congressman gets caught with a prostitute. They are supposed to be better than that. The act in itself isn't a big deal, it's the fall from grace. It's big news when someone important screws up, but nobody cares when a crack whore sucks 20 dicks in a night.

Phil is that crack whore. He can laugh and make fun of the congressman all day, but in the end he is still a whore. Ha ha the congressman got fired but I still have a job as a cocksucker.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Y-You've got a stacked audience. Everyone who follows you clearly already hates DSP.

You're absolutely correct. Maybe "hate" is a strong word but I'm certainly agreed with the results being unreliable for an accurate representation of how the average person views both.

 

[rubynutmeg]

DSP says "Human drama shouldn't be fun or exciting." Yeah, it shouldn't be, I can get behind that sentiment. But at the same time, human drama makes the world go around Phil. That's why "reality tv" became a thing; even if it's scripted, people love a good shit-show.

Love how he has to specify "human" drama. One step closer to admitting he's a pigroach.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I agree with Phil that Jared seemed wholesome and turned out not to be. That's why it's funny.

It's like when a congressman gets caught with a prostitute. They are supposed to be better than that. The act in itself isn't a big deal, it's the fall from grace. It's big news when someone important screws up, but nobody cares when a crack whore sucks 20 dicks in a night.

Phil is that crack whore. He can laugh and make fun of the congressman all day, but in the end he is still a whore. Ha ha the congressman got fired but I still have a job as a cocksucker.

My issue with the whole thing is he's acting like he's a totally innocent party when it really has nothing to do with him. We may know he sucks 20 dicks, but to the outside he wants to appear like he's not and he's using this whole catalyst "drama" to still gaslight the detractors, and to make it seem like he does no wrong to randoms.

Phil thinks he's still entitled to money and hes totally not a shithead underneath, and to remember those big youtubers getting the limelight all the time are secret rapist pedophiles.

 

[Pargon]

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"NICE TITS BAYBEEEE, TAKE YER TOP OFF, AHMAMAMAMAMA"

 

[DuckSucker]

He's a big fucking pussy and gets roasted all the time by random people. So he can have the so called "victory" over a tweet but at the end of the day he's still a piece of shit. He's just so insufferable at the moment with the way hes going about it. He needs another ego check.

I know. But theres something about him and honestly it's the only reason he's even relevant at all--he's like a retarded kid. Like you watch the kid flail around and just keep fucking up and it's kind of funny. And in a certain degree, he is (in)famous--people know his name. Like you say, his ego is sky high at the moment, that's when he gets bold and that's when he's funny. When he starts talking shit he cant back up.

He really is just a fucking clown. He may not realize it, but his 10 year legacy is based on that fact, when otherwise he would be some random dumb fuck who records himself fucking up at video games. Utterly unremarkable outside of his incompetence. If he were just a regular dumb fucking idiot, he probably would have peaked and then burnt out in like 2012.

It really is a spectacle.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I know. But theres something about him and honestly it's the only reason he's even relevant at all--he's like a exceptional kid. Like you watch the kid flail around and just keep fucking up and it's kind of funny. And in a certain degree, he is (in)famous--people know his name. Like you say, his ego is sky high at the moment, that's when he gets bold and that's when he's funny. When he starts talking shit he cant back up.

He really is just a fucking clown. He may not realize it, but his 10 year legacy is based on that fact, when otherwise he would be some random dumb fuck who records himself fucking up at video games. Utterly unremarkable outside of his incompetence. If he were just a regular dumb fucking idiot, he probably would have peaked and then burnt out in like 2012.

It really is a spectacle.

Reminds me just like the time he sucked his own dick when he beat the final boss of Sekiro in three tries. Or just having a victory in a fighting game match against scrubs.

I can see why it's funny but maybe I just have been indulging too much time into it that it went from funny to "is this guy for fucking real?"
Usually when this happens he will eventually get a loss from his streak but really cannot think of how this retarded tweet shit can be brought down a notch.

He is definitely the opposite of humble and "realest mother fucker on the internet" and that's probably what gets on my nerves.

 

[Pargon]

Reminds me just like the time he sucked his own dick when he beat the final boss of Sekiro in three tries. Or just having a victory in a fighting game match against scrubs.

I can see why it's funny but maybe I just have been indulging too much time into it that it went from funny to "is this guy for fucking real?"
Usually when this happens he will eventually get a loss from his streak but really cannot think of how this exceptional tweet shit can be brought down a notch.

He is definitely the opposite of humble and "realest mother fucker on the internet" and that's probably what gets on my nerves.

I think for me it's this plus the fact that Phil's comeuppance comes in drips and drabs (cum joke goes here) and he's manufactured things in such a way that there's rarely if ever a blow that comes publicly for people to laugh at. He'll never get caught fucking another woman while having a hot wife. It's highly unlikely anyone actually successful will ever stoop to really smack him down. All his financial humiliations (if any) have happened behind the scenes. The biggest thing to happen to him that really could be called karma was machinima dropping him and that was years ago.

We're due a nice critical strike from Hubris, I think, and the waiting is frustrating.

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

I think for me it's this plus the fact that Phil's comeuppance comes in drips and drabs (cum joke goes here) and he's manufactured things in such a way that there's rarely if ever a blow that comes publicly for people to laugh at. He'll never get caught fucking another woman while having a hot wife. It's highly unlikely anyone actually successful will ever stoop to really smack him down. All his financial humiliations (if any) have happened behind the scenes. The biggest thing to happen to him that really could be called karma was machinima dropping him and that was years ago.

We're due a nice critical strike from Hubris, I think, and the waiting is frustrating.

Just wait until Kat leaves this bum, I think those types of things can be found in public court documents.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

He'll never get caught fucking another woman while having a hot wife.

I know right? That would imply that he'd be willing to go out in public or anywhere outside of his house and interact with people the rest of normal functioning society call "friends".

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

We're due a nice critical strike from Hubris, I think, and the waiting is frustrating.

Yeah really wanted to post that. It's a very long, and slow burning fuse. Just waiting for it to reach the dynamite. Almost want to say it's unbearable that comes off pathetic on my part.

Just wait until Kat leaves this bum, I think those types of things can be found in public court documents.

Honestly hoping for this but at the same time I want it to be something simple like downgrading his living situation. The domino effect from that would be entertaining. I don't want harm in his relationships but everything we are seeing is surface level shit and it's pretty damn painful because it's so almost robotic and fake. Phil is no way a man and would not be surprised Kat's always keeping the options open.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Shame I don't have a bigger pool of people to ask but people think DSP still a bigger piece of shit, going by this:
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I'm enjoying Phil's delusional high of pretending he has the moral high-ground and that kicking someone else when they are down somehow exonerates him from a lifetime of being a scumbag asshole.

Let's see, Projared cheated on his wife and lied about it. Something like 25% of people who are/have been married admit to cheating, in fact Phil's current wife cheated on her boyfriend of 3+ years with him. Clearly Phil does not have any room to gloat here as he himself was just the "Holly Conrad" (the "Other Girl" Projared was cheating with) role in his own infidelity scandal. He was literally the other person who was cool with the cheating and still wanted to be with the cheater afterwards. Even Projared's wife cheeted on her previous husband with him so. . .

What else did he do? He exchanged sexy/nude pics with people in DMs that his wife knew about and approved of at the time because 'muh body positivity safe space'. Two people have claimed they were 16 at the time, pretty skeevy when he was like 29 at the time, but considering it was just pictures and chat it's not really any less skeevy than a 28 year old trawling through his underage fangirls to then """officially""" scoop one up the second she turned 18 on the one hand we have someone asking for nudes from young girls 13 years younger, on the other hand we have someone soliciting a sexual relationship with a young girl 10 years younger. . .

I guess I'm just confused about the part where someone else's run-of-the-mill infidelity/divorce drama somehow paints Phil as less of a shitty person than what people who point out the (very similar) things he's actually done say he is.


I'm also enjoying Phil's preemptively spiking the ball about his personal 'I outlasted another YouTube content creator HA HA HA' meme when it seems like he could just keep making YouTube videos. So far nothing he's done was illegal and he just has to weather a moral outrage storm, if he does that well enough and has autism on his side he can probably just keep raking in triple the AdSense bucks DSP gets. His main channel got 450,000 views in the last 2 days from this drama meanwhile Phil is taking a victory lap about 'outlasting' him

 

[RawEggs]

DSP didn't even get many new viewers today, he's shown his true hypocritical colours there in the space of 5 or so tweets.
DSP is gay

I'm enjoying Phil's delusional high of pretending he has the moral high-ground and that kicking someone else when they are down somehow exonerates him from a lifetime of being a scumbag asshole.

Let's see, Projared cheated on his wife and lied about it. Something like 25% of people who are/have been married admit to cheating, in fact Phil's current wife cheated on her boyfriend of 3+ years with him. Clearly Phil does not have any room to gloat here as he himself was just the "Holly Conrad" (the "Other Girl" Projared was cheating with) role in his own infidelity scandal. He was literally the other person who was cool with the cheating and still wanted to be with the cheater afterwards. Even Projared's wife cheeted on her previous husband with him so. . .

What else did he do? He exchanged sexy/nude pics with people in DMs that his wife knew about and approved of at the time because 'muh body positivity safe space'. Two people have claimed they were 16 at the time, pretty skeevy when he was like 29 at the time, but considering it was just pictures and chat it's not really any less skeevy than a 28 year old trawling through his underage fangirls to then """officially""" scoop one up the second she turned 18 on the one hand we have someone asking for nudes from young girls 13 years younger, on the other hand we have someone soliciting a sexual relationship with a young girl 10 years younger. . .

I guess I'm just confused about the part where someone else's run-of-the-mill infidelity/divorce drama somehow paints Phil as less of a shitty person than what people who point out the (very similar) things he's actually done say he is.


I'm also enjoying Phil's preemptively spiking the ball about his personal 'I outlasted another YouTube content creator HA HA HA' meme when it seems like he could just keep making YouTube videos. So far nothing he's done was illegal and he just has to weather a moral outrage storm, if he does that well enough and has autism on his side he can probably just keep raking in triple the AdSense bucks DSP gets. His main channel got 450,000 views in the last 2 days from this drama meanwhile Phil is taking a victory lap about 'outlasting' him

haha exactly. The people unsubbing aren't real fans anyway. Even daddyOfive kept fans. Who gives a shit? DSP being a lolcow as usual

 

[DuckSucker]

This dude is the hardest working mother fucker Ive ever seen try to hurt himself. He gets on because he's like "Hey check it out, Im about to do some really dumb shit!" for attention and then life is like "No Phil, those are big boy scissors. You can have these crayola ones instead okay?"

 

[Prince Lotor]

He may have that. But he totally forgot about that tweet and had to be reminded.

I have yet to see him snap back at anyone at or even as popular as ProJar without repercussion from other parties. He has everyone at his side so everyones going to forget about Phil for at least a few days.

Random nobodies? Call them idiots, wrong, kids, sheep etc. then block them. Shit talks Ninja indirectly; Ninja doesn't give a shit. Pewdiepie makes jabs at him? Shit talk him on your stream without naming names.

He's a big fucking pussy and gets roasted all the time by random people. So he can have the so called "victory" over a tweet but at the end of the day he's still a piece of shit. He's just so insufferable at the moment with the way hes going about it. He needs another ego check.

lol I didn't think about it, but he basically had to have "streamchat" help him clap back at a Tweet 3 years later when the guy is too distracted, and Phil is too irrelevant, for the guy to ever notice Phil's wallowing in the mud. It's like he cheese'd a boss by waiting 3 years for streamchat to tell him what to do and then someone finally pointed out he could glitch through the wall.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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I love this because to an extent, they have committed almost the same shit with different circumstances. Except there was no 3rd party that has it documented enough evidence(which he splurges a lot because he's totally innocent until proven guilty no evidence dude)and Leanna has just gone total silence.

What a perfect position he's at. Just wait your turn for information to turn up. And no you cannot just plug your ears going NAHANAHNAHANHA and act like it's not true. There's plenty of evidence of other shitty things he has done but he's such an mentally abusive controlling shit head he isolates all sorts of information.

He's lucky Khet, Leanna, Rambo and the likes haven't just aired the dirty out for him because they are actually more mature than him and took the high ground of sorts. So keep gaslighting your detractors and fans when there's 10 years of information flowing through the internet of what you say and do because no sane person will go through that to prove how much of a faggot you are. We know that you will just discredit it and pretend it never happened. Delusional.

 

[James Smith]

DSP thinks it's so insane that people accuse him of soliciting conversation from Leanna when she was 17, but look how common that is in the Internet celebrity world. The accusations really aren't that out of place considering the fact that tons of people in his field are accused of it.