Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly - Divorce Fiasco, trashfire extraordinaire

[TerribleIdeas™]

The stupider the woman the stupider the arm tattoo, it's handy to know.

Spoiler: Still more attractive than Holly

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That's the kind of woman dumb enough to buy into the sort of bullshit Jared is peddling.
Also, sauce.

 

[Schmeckel]

Fellas. Who would win in a bikini fight between Holly and Heidi?

My boner.

But in all seriousness, Heidi would take this one hands down.

 

[Army Burger]

Fellas. Who would win in a bikini fight between Holly and Heidi?

We all would.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Since everyone's getting way past horny on main, I'll be more standard:

Holly would actually be pretty if not for the fact that she's a whole homewrecker. Like, she's attractive in the "perfectly imperfect" kind of way if you're unaware of the fact that she's a turbo thot that ruined two marriages and will probably leave Jared altogether because she's probably also a generally unstable person that can't even commit to her iniquities.

That-- that's it.

Who could justify cheating on someone who's not only pretty on the outside but also on the inside (defended his standard length weiner on her Twitter.com even though the guy has the gall to divorce her on his Twitter.com) with someone who seems to only be able to look pretty according to a daily dice roll?

eh? Honestly she looks like if Harry Potter was a strung out Tranny Crack Whore (which once you think about it, is the likely outcome of raising him locked in a closet under the stairs.)

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I posted it on the Tumblr thread but it belongs here too.

 

[Shady Attorney]

What is with women and fucking ugly arm tattoos?

Bad life choices. A lot of bad life choices

Don't look at me, I don't consume what I deal. I don't like any of these women.

You’re most likely being truthful but I find myself distrusting someone named ‘Arm Pit Cream’ who has a profile pic of an anime girl who’s crazy for golden showers

 

[Azafran90]

I call this piece "the perfect wife"


(that is bird poop you pervert)

 

[Synth]

Bad life choices. A lot of bad life choices

You’re most likely being truthful but I find myself distrusting someone named ‘Arm Pit Cream’ who has a profile pic of an anime girl who’s crazy for golden showers

Armpitcream is secretly on the bird mommy bandwagon, don't let the lies deceive you.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Tumblr, caring about the important stuff:

 

[Pedro Sanchez]

Tumblr, caring about the important stuff:

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Do these people know Jon is Iranian and not 'white' or are we at the point where you dont need to be white to be called a white supremacist?

 

[Ma Wang]

Fellas. Who would win in a bikini fight between Holly and Heidi?

If they're fighting their bikinis like pokemon, it would be Holly. Heidi's would just lay there, while Holly's would be skank enough to move of its own volition.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Bad life choices. A lot of bad life choices

You’re most likely being truthful but I find myself distrusting someone named ‘Arm Pit Cream’ who has a profile pic of an anime girl who’s crazy for golden showers

I've never seen or read prison school but I had this image downloaded and thought it fit perfectly with arm pit cream. That's horrifying though.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Do these people know Jon is Iranian and not 'white' or are we at the point where you dont need to be white to be called a white supremacist?

We hit that point a while ago. I'm what's called White Passing even though I come from degenerate gypsy folk.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Do these people know Jon is Iranian and not 'white' or are we at the point where you dont need to be white to be called a white supremacist?

Word crimes= just as bad as cheating on your wife and being a creeper online, don'tcha know. No praising Jontron allowed!!11

 

[JM 590]

Tumblr, caring about the important stuff:

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Tumblr user gamebooadvanced turns the other cheek when a white male might be a pedophile, but wants to keep dragging an Iranian man through the mud over an extrapolated falsehood.

 

[YW 525]

To be a fly on the wall of Jared's divorce lawyer...

I picture a relapse into smoking Winstons and wondering if this is all really worth the money. Then whilst taking a deep drag from a perfectly blended Winston cigarette the cynical, dead-eyed realization sets in: Yes... yes it is always worth the money.

This message brought to you by the R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company. Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Tumblr user gamebooadvanced turns the other cheek when a white male might be a pedophile, but wants to keep dragging an Iranian man through the mud over an extrapolated falsehood.

They are so obsessed with Jontron that they have to still bring him up when ProJared is the real shitty human being.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

yeaaaaaa no. Holly ugly 24/7 my man. Dry flat face like an orangutan and fat. She also has them cross-eyes.

yo I have been viewing the weeb wars subforum-- I know what a human orangutan looks like and that ain't it chief


(Seriously, though, I stand by my statement (and I'm surprised by how many people were ready to jump on my back for it)-- I genuinely have a thing for plain janes or at least ladies that "stick out" in a way that isn't because they're mathematically unattractive, and Holly doesn't fall into the aforementioned category for me... in the hypothetical context where she doesn't have a 100% marriage kill rate.

I'd wager at least most of you guys would be calling her ugly if she actually had a remarkably amiable personality and didn't ruin marriages. At least, not in any forcefully serious way. The fact that she's broken two marriages, though, strongly suggests that she's heavily insecure on top of being reckless at best, and that's inherently not attractive. She backstabbed a friend in that infidelity, to add to that. And people who send nudes to people that aren't their spouses-- or at minimum, their (legitimate) long-time partner-- are generally not of the greatest caliber.

So, we have someone who's obviously ugly on the inside, said ugliness manifesting in acts that actively undermine her reputation, and we impose that on our assessment of her physical features. But we wouldn't have readily done that if she wasn't exposed as a terrible person... well, again, I reckon most of us wouldn't.)

I posted it on the Tumblr thread but it belongs here too.

Maybe it's because he outed himself as a moron when commenting on Vic but this seems extremely attention-whorish and every time I blink and have to look at this man's face again I can't help but think that there's non-negligible soy levels in his blood.

On the other end of things, you have Nitro Rad outright saying that he doesn't want to deal with people complimenting him on the basis of not being the guy they hate at the moment. Which is actually a respect-worthy statement.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

So, before going to bed it appears in total Jared has lost 200k subs this weekend and the number is still slowly dropping.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

To be a fly on the wall of Jared's divorce lawyer...

I picture a relapse into smoking Winstons and wondering if this is all really worth the money. Then whilst taking a deep drag from a perfectly blended Winston cigarette the cynical, dead-eyed realization sets in: Yes... yes it is always worth the money.

This message brought to you by the R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company. Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

He's gonna have to hire Beard, Harris, Bullock and Hughes to get out of this.