🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[tuscangarder]

Honestly once your fan base literally hates you or finds you boring it is really hard to win them back.

The only thing that could save this show is if he found two completely new, unknown cohosts that were intelligent and funny.

The Bronx blogger segments were only entertaining back in the day when they were actually attempting a debate. Ethan pretended to be the middle of the road host while zidan was the mean one. Listening to 3 people completely insult bronx doesn't make for good content. It is just pointless. We get it. He's a gay jewish fat anti-fa larp with aids. How many times has that already been said?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Hopefully the series finale will have Zoom mortally wounding Ralph. "Corey.........Corey!" "At your service." "Ca...Can you pull my flask from my jacket? It's stuck, and I need one last sip of Maker's Mark to take to heaven!" "Sure, ok." (Zoom, pulls Ralph's flask from his pocket. He notices 3 loose rings hanging from the flask. He opens Ralph's jacket to find 3 active grenades labelled "Gentlemen, Gator, and Zidan"), "Shit", and they both explode.

 

[Soygon of Applebee's]

Another thing is the guests have been lacking as of late. When you're so heavily dependant on guests being your main source of entertainment and can't command the audience on your own then your show and format just get stale.

 

[Lord Akira]

So this was Ethan's plan, to become so incredibly dull and boring that neither the farms nor the ranch gives a shit about him anymore.

 

[Unog]

So this was Ethan's plan, to become so incredibly dull and boring that neither the farms nor the ranch gives a shit about him anymore.

If you think about it, isn't that how he shed off his past during GG as a thin-skinned faggot and re-emerged as an alt-right late-night host of a popular live show?

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

I was perusing Twitter and found this tweeted out by Stonetoss, a popular right-wing Twitter cartoonist/shitposter that never really engages with e-celebs besides a handful of similar artists. Being that the tweet seemed a little odd for him, I checked the replies.

He posted this shortly after retweeting something Ralph had posted about Sargon, and the comments were even less supportive of Ralph and Andy than I had expected. These are only a few examples of them, but almost all of them were of a similar take




As is usual for anytime the show is mentioned on Twitter, Flamenco came in hot to beg Stonetoss to come on as a guest.

I know this isn't exactly the most interesting find in the world, but neither is Ralph or his show at this point. This just one example of a strange pattern I've seen play out on Twitter a few times since losing Zidan. Any time the show is mentioned, people vent their hate for it and Flamenco comes waddling by afterwards to beg the OP to come onto the show. That seems to be the extent of reaching out for guests now. I never saw Zidan begging in replies; if I remember correctly he mentioned using business contacts and calling peoples managers to get them scheduled for the show. I suspect that Ralph's chronic lack of guests is less to do with it's reputation, which doesn't seem to have soured much among people who didn't follow the show at all, but rather Flamenco's complete lack of resourcefulness as a co-host compared to Zidan.

That's all I've got; this thread can go back to being dead while we await the Gunt's complete evaporation.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

I was perusing Twitter and found this tweeted out by Stonetoss, a popular right-wing Twitter cartoonist/shitposter that never really engages with e-celebs besides a handful of similar artists. Being that the tweet seemed a little odd for him, I checked the replies.
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He posted this shortly after retweeting something Ralph had posted about Sargon, and the comments were even less supportive of Ralph and Andy than I had expected. These are only a few examples of them, but almost all of them were of a similar take
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As is usual for anytime the show is mentioned on Twitter, Flamenco came in hot to beg Stonetoss to come on as a guest.
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I know this isn't exactly the most interesting find in the world, but neither is Ralph or his show at this point. This just one example of a strange pattern I've seen play out on Twitter a few times since losing Zidan. Any time the show is mentioned, people vent their hate for it and Flamenco comes waddling by afterwards to beg the OP to come onto the show. That seems to be the extent of reaching out for guests now. I never saw Zidan begging in replies; if I remember correctly he mentioned using business contacts and calling peoples managers to get them scheduled for the show. I suspect that Ralph's chronic lack of guests is less to do with it's reputation, which doesn't seem to have soured much among people who didn't follow the show at all, but rather Flamenco's complete lack of resourcefulness as a co-host compared to Zidan.

That's all I've got; this thread can go back to being dead while we await the Gunt's complete evaporation.

"Don't waste your time bro"

Honestly that's perfect advice in regards to the gunt/warksi drama. Instead of an epic climactic meltdown that we thought we would get right after Miami we got a slow depressing descent to the bottom starring Warski and Ralph who went their own ways. Now it's just a morbidly obese man drinking himself into an oblivious stupor before doing uneventful boring shows for 500 viewers and a mentally challenged man who lost his connection with reality trying desperately to make sense of how it could all go so horribly wrong so fast.

 

[Lord Akira]

"Don't waste your time bro"

Honestly that's perfect advice in regards to the gunt/warksi drama. Instead of an epic climactic meltdown that we thought we would get right after Miami we got a slow depressing descent to the bottom starring Warski and Ralph who went their own ways. Now it's just a morbidly obese man drinking himself into an oblivious stupor before doing uneventful boring shows for 500 viewers and a mentally challenged man who lost his connection with reality trying desperately to make sense of how it could all go so horribly wrong so fast.

It really is wild how quickly things turned south in the grand scheme of things though, this time last year was when the Killstream was beginning its ascent into popularity.

 

[Drink More Water]

It really is wild how quickly things turned south in the grand scheme of things though, this time last year was when the Killstream was beginning its ascent into popularity.

He had seen Tonkasaw and Warski fall before his show blew up. I thought it was third time lucky with Gunt, finally somebody gets it; put on an entertaining show, read the superchats, call it a day.
Never thought that merely a year later, the Gunt would fall into the same traps his predecessors did and become the drama. I guess you can live long enough to see yourself become.... the Gunt.
Maybe Rekieta Law will be the one to avoid becoming the drama.

 

[YW 525]

If only Ralph and Andy had just kept shit together for another couple months...

They would have been able to recruit Mandarr as the new co-host and won everything ever.

 

[Guntburglar]

Marriage in 2019: When you are forty years old and just now finally get to make up for lost time and Skype your gf like the rest of the fourteen year olds do. Maybe in ten years we can really get married, teehee.

I really dread what 2049 will look like.

 

[AnOminous]

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Marriage in 2019: When you are forty years old and just now finally get to make up for lost time and Skype your gf like the rest of the fourteen year olds do. Maybe in ten years we can really get married, teehee.

He can even fap on Skype to her getting railed by Tyrone while he eats a pizza alone.

 

[Lord Akira]

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Marriage in 2019: When you are forty years old and just now finally get to make up for lost time and Skype your gf like the rest of the fourteen year olds do. Maybe in ten years we can really get married, teehee.

I really dread what 2049 will look like.

The Ethan Ralph "Guntbomb" signature burger
-1 ten-ounce patty comprised of 50/50 Chuck and brisket
-2 large slices of American cheese
-1 large fried onion ring
-2 fried mozzarella sticks
and a Memphis BBQ aioli
Served on top of a toasted brioche bun
Garnish with whatever trash you have available
Pair with a large pint glass of marker's mark or bourbon of your preference.

 

[YW 525]

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Marriage in 2019: When you are forty years old and just now finally get to make up for lost time and Skype your gf like the rest of the fourteen year olds do. Maybe in ten years we can really get married, teehee.

I really dread what 2049 will look like.

Ah... I dunno. I think it's cute. Good for them. You make it work. Millions of humans over the last 5000 years would have killed for Skype if only to see their precious loved one for a few moments.

Still not watching the next Killstream though.

 

[shex]

. I suspect that Ralph's chronic lack of guests is less to do with it's reputation, which doesn't seem to have soured much among people who didn't follow the show at all, but rather Flamenco's complete lack of resourcefulness as a co-host compared to Zidan

Wasn't Sseth a Flamenco pull though?

I think these co-hosts should grow a spine already, Ralph is at Yanderedev levels of exploiting voluenteer work going back to TRR.com. Flamenco and Rand should atleast demand their streamlabs in the description for the paypigs to choose from

 

[Lemmingwise]

I really dread what 2049 will look like.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Ah... I dunno. I think it's cute. Good for them. You make it work. Millions of humans over the last 5000 years would have killed for Skype if only to see their precious loved one for a few moments.

Still not watching the next Killstream though.

Damn, Josh should add a "GAYYYYYYYYYY" reaction. It's pathetic behavior though, fuck them.

 

[Lemmingwise]

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Marriage in 2019: When you are forty years old and just now finally get to make up for lost time and Skype your gf like the rest of the fourteen year olds do. Maybe in ten years we can really get married, teehee.

It's not called cooking to fish a hamburger out of the trash.

 

[YW 525]

Damn, Josh should add a "GAYYYYYYYYYY" reaction. It's pathetic behavior though, fuck them.

Aw that's a great idea for a post rating!

Maybe it could be the other half of the rainbow.

 

[Rabbi Yehonatan]

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Marriage in 2019: When you are forty years old and just now finally get to make up for lost time and Skype your gf like the rest of the fourteen year olds do. Maybe in ten years we can really get married, teehee.

I really dread what 2049 will look like.

Is there anything more cucked than long-distance relationships? How can you have a healthy marriage when your partner is on another continent? If Nora was with Ralph this whole time maybe jcaesars empire wouldn’t collapse in one year.