Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[YW 525]

Oh god, someone needs to crowdfund a beer for that editor. They put the "well, i might rape her if there was enough beer" text next to the "spitting mad Carl" face for as long as it took the announcer to read it

For some reason @debatelimination didn't rate your post autistic. But I got you covered!

 

[instythot]

For some reason @debatelimination didn't rate your post autistic. But I got you covered!

Returning the favor my good man!

 

[huckbeine]

Returning the favor my good man!

pushing it forward to you too...

so, @debatelimination, come on, comment on what is currenntly happening to Sargon. come on, we dont bite

 

[instythot]

pushing it forward to you too...

so, @debatelimination, come on, comment on what is currenntly happening to Sargon. come on, we dont bite

I can't pass up that good will!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Autism. So much.

But still not as autistic as Sargoy of Wakanda

 

[Unog]

i don't remember the timeline exactly, but i wouldn't qualify pre IBS sargon as a full scale lolcow.

I guess it depends on if you think he became such a weirdo after the "You're not as smart as you think you are", or if he was just better at hiding his egomania and megalomania.

 

[Angry Shoes]

The choice of throwing milkshakes is honestly pretty genius, its hard to sound tough and intimidating. It also makes you look a little nuts to the average joe threatening to hospitalise someone over throwing one, it probably also falls outside the bounds of reasonable self defence.

Would you really be surprised if he went this route though? The only reason he went so hard against the 'alt-right' is because they didn't accept him as their big-brained leader. He has an eggshell ego.

 

[instythot]

to be fair, sarg'n has been around for a pretty long time now, and for most of that time he was just a cringy youtuber complaining aboutt the ess jay dubyas.
i don't remember the timeline exactly, but i wouldn't qualify pre IBS sargon as a full scale lolcow.

He was well on the way pre IBS. Rogan put a magnifying glass over his teats, swollen to bursting with milk, but I remember watching that with "let's see how this fucking idiot embarrasses himself this time" in mind

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Later again Carl runs with the good old 'I wouldn't even want to be in politics but X made me do it' meme.

In a video he and Cunt Dumbula blamed Anita Sarkeesian and said "I just wanted to play muh vidya gaymes!1"

She wasn't even famous anymore at that time and why would she care that these two inept clowns go into politics??

 

[instythot]

In a video he and Cunt Dumbula blamed Anita Sarkeesian and said "I just wanted to play muh vidya gaymes!1"

She wasn't even famous anymore at that time and why would she care that these two inept clowns go into politics??

That's liberalist for "I showed you my dick, Anita. Please respond"

 

[BenevolenceInDenial]

to be fair, sarg'n has been around for a pretty long time now, and for most of that time he was just a cringy youtuber complaining aboutt the ess jay dubyas.
i don't remember the timeline exactly, but i wouldn't qualify pre IBS sargon as a full scale lolcow.

Maybe, yes. But there are symptoms. Such one symptom is making long videos and saying virtually nothing. Warranted a 800-page thread, I guess (but did it really, what the fuck did he do to be discussed so much).

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Why the fuck is Carl still letting them talk about this? For fucks sake just give a canned response and move on.

This is absurd, and I can’t totally blame the media on this. Carl is just too fucking stupid to know when to take the knee or stop talking.

 

[Absolutego]

It's funny to see now how the first posts on this bellend's thread are doubts about him being classified as a lolcow.

I don't think even the biggest Sargon haters in this thread thought he'd self-destruct this publicly and to this degree when it was first posted. Carl's bloody well outdone himself.

 

[Table Country]

I don't think even the biggest Sargon haters in this thread thought he'd self-destruct this publicly and to this degree when it was first posted. Carl's bloody well outdone himself.

Say what you want about Carl, but he sure keeps you on your toes.

 

[Sondermemehandlung]

Did any of you guys see Mark Collett (ex-BNP) on Red Ice Radio (an Alt-Right channel) tear Sargon a new one ? This is pretty lulzy, I agree with him that it's kinda stupid for UKIP to have forbidden ex-BNP members to join in the beginning only for them to recruit someone with even worse optics, especially on the "depends on the child" and rape comments.

Timestamped :

 

[huckbeine]

While it is really funny to laugh at Sargon, I am slightly perturbed right now, he has a quite solid following of people that are quite lolcow themselves that are capable of murder (ie: shadilay strangler). his kekistani soldiers might collectively REEEE when Sargon loses the election and we might witness a massive levels of irl gay ops that might be potentially dangerous.

 

[Unog]

While it is really funny to laugh at Sargon, I am slightly perturbed right now, he has a quite solid following of people that are quite lolcow themselves that are capable of murder (ie: shadilay strangler). his kekistani soldiers might collectively REEEE when Sargon loses the election and we might witness a massive levels of irl gay ops that might be potentially dangerous.

I highly doubt it. If they were so driven, and so dedicated to the cause of "saving the West" that they would be willing to commit an act of violence, they wouldn't look to Carl like he's some kind of Trump-like figure. It's like a sloth being impressed by a turtle.

 

[Sondermemehandlung]

While it is really funny to laugh at Sargon, I am slightly perturbed right now, he has a quite solid following of people that are quite lolcow themselves that are capable of murder (ie: shadilay strangler). his kekistani soldiers might collectively REEEE when Sargon loses the election and we might witness a massive levels of irl gay ops that might be potentially dangerous.

They might start cussing at their parents over them not voting for Sargon lol, at most.

 

[Gypsymagic]

They might start cussing at their parents over them not voting for Sargon lol, at most.

The Shadily Strangler would disagree.

RISE UP KEKISTANI, MAKE YOUR PARENTS VOTE FOR SARGON OR WE'LL STRANGLE YOU ALL!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

 

[Marche]

I would rather have a rock thrown at me than food, food is all sticky and gross and bees try to have sex with you if you don't clean it off fast enough.

I feel bad for his wifes son.