Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

FTFY. Bitch could be seen from the fucking International Space Station.
(And yes, I get the joke about her not being seen online. I'm just trying to generate some LOLs.)

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2% reduced fat...'til she had her week long (and counting) bingeapalooza


She says she'll upload tommorrow and she might get a lot of hate.
She needs SC filters to make the whites of her eyes actually white instead of yellow. Also, "time to be true to myself"?? "Didn't want to bombard you guys with my issues"?? Gorl...huh? Since when have you not done either of those things? Oh Amber, you humble, dainty people-pleaser you...
 
I find it really amusing that her big video post after two weeks in the Cheesecake Factory wilderness is a video that will "probably get a lot of hate." Not that I don't expect her to be retarded but it's like she learned nothing from the Shrimpgate and en masse unsub from a while back. If you think something is going to piss people off and generate hate comments, why post it?

I mean the only reason that someone would do that is cynically being awful to get hate views to feed their out of control eating and shopping addictions. But our gorl is above things like that now, right?
 
How Amber sees Becky: Enabler, held in check with not very complex web of abuse, manipulation, and gaslighting. Wipes her ass, and doesn't say "boo" when she slams down a 10,000 calorie meal. Is "lesbian" because it benefits her. Brings her food - relationship is important to her.*

How Becky sees Amber: "Dem tittays"

* I firmly believe that if Becky's family gets her away from Amber, Amber will happily suck a dick, if that dick brings her food.
 
It would be so tragic and not at all hilarious if they left Kentucky to placate Amber and another nephew died.

I probably shouldn't have laughed so hard at this. I always found the Becky nephew saga fascinating. No matter how much they die, there seems to be an endless supply of them. I don't even know how many she has now.

I wonder if Amber is even capable of moving to another place (not that they ever will.) Imagine if her body swells from the heat/sitting down for a prolonged period, and they have to use jaws of life or something to pull her out.
 
I bet she's going to announce that she's not mentally ready to lose weight. It was too stressful to count calories and not deal with her issues without bingeen.
Yup, and along with that she'll announce that her alleged appointment with a psychiatrist "didn't work out", "she's not ready", "she's doing so well on her own you guise!" Therapy/medicine can't compare with Amber's googling skills and self-diagnoses.
 
lol did she go the way of Chantal; buy a food tray, blessing us with a mukbang?
Chantal bought the food tray to use in her car. Amber is a 28 year old virgin who can't drive

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