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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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JackDavis said:

Exactly what Jack needs. More microwave bacon in his diet.
Starts off absolutely impressed by Montreal CHICKEN seasoning! Steak seasoning has been around for years, but chicken seasoning? This changes everything!
"If you want me to try this out, and let you know what it tastes like.... I'll let you know." Oh. Thought you were going to re-enable comments there for a sec. N/m you'll just let me know if I want you to try it out.
His problem with bacon makers is they can't hold a whole pound of bacon at a time. If you buy one, you should look to make sure it can do a whole pound at a time. Okay, lemme start working on my stroke now.
Really really harping on this not cooking a whole pound of bacon, something like this (which he cooked 6 slices of bacon at a time on) is not for a family but for "you and your husband". Freudian slip?
"We didn't get any splashing in our microwave." How much bacon are you making that there's enough grease to splash around?
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It's honestly kind of depressing to watch him now. He's leaving in so many editing mistakes as of late and his speech is awful.
 
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He and AmberLynn need to collab and elaborate on the differences between his microwavable bacon and her precooked 6 bacons. Is the microwave bacon also ready in 1, 2, 3? Does it appeal to the refined palate of someone who doesn't even like bacon? So many questions that need answers, and quickly... neither of them is long for this world :(
 
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Jokes about DSP and Cenk's kid dying soon aside:

All you need is a baking sheet and some parchment paper to cook bacon.

I wonder if anyone ever buys Jack's shit. I mean they must right?
 
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Jokes about DSP and Cenk's kid dying soon aside:

All you need is a baking sheet and some parchment paper to cook bacon.

I wonder if anyone ever buys Jack's shit. I mean they must right?
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Or you could just cook it in a pan atop a stove. You don't really need any kind of fancy gadgets or tricks to cook bacon.
 
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JackDavis said:

Exactly what Jack needs. More microwave bacon in his diet.
Starts off absolutely impressed by Montreal CHICKEN seasoning! Steak seasoning has been around for years, but chicken seasoning? This changes everything!
"If you want me to try this out, and let you know what it tastes like.... I'll let you know." Oh. Thought you were going to re-enable comments there for a sec. N/m you'll just let me know if I want you to try it out.
His problem with bacon makers is they can't hold a whole pound of bacon at a time. If you buy one, you should look to make sure it can do a whole pound at a time. Okay, lemme start working on my stroke now.
Really really harping on this not cooking a whole pound of bacon, something like this (which he cooked 6 slices of bacon at a time on) is not for a family but for "you and your husband". Freudian slip?
"We didn't get any splashing in our microwave." How much bacon are you making that there's enough grease to splash around?
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He talks for a solid 25 seconds at the end with bacon in his mouth. Almost half a minute! "..........MMMMMMM. I think I'm having breakfast" And then some actually falls out of his mouth. "whoops.... MMMMMMMM"
What the fuck is even happening?
 
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Aunt Myrna said:
He talks for a solid 25 seconds at the end with bacon in his mouth. Almost half a minute! "..........MMMMMMM. I think I'm having breakfast" And then some actually falls out of his mouth. "whoops.... MMMMMMMM"
What the fuck is even happening?
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He fucked up what he said after the first MMMMMMM, so he did a take two without removing the first take to describe his breakfast instead. Edit: He also went back to wipe his hand off on the paper towel too.
 
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What is going on that he keeps putting in the same scene twice in a row. He doesn't even get his wife, kid or brothers to watch before he publishes the video?
Also in what world do people eat sandwiches like this?
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Also, is it normal to close your eyes when taking a bite of food? I'm not sure I do that.
 
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JackDavis said:
What is going on that he keeps putting in the same scene twice in a row. He doesn't even get his wife, kid or brothers to watch before he publishes the video?
Also in what world do people eat sandwiches like this?
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Also, is it normal to close your eyes when taking a bite of food? I'm not sure I do that.
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Hmmm where have I seen this before?

Ah, yes
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JackDavis said:
What is going on that he keeps putting in the same scene twice in a row. He doesn't even get his wife, kid or brothers to watch before he publishes the video?
Also in what world do people eat sandwiches like this?
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Also, is it normal to close your eyes when taking a bite of food? I'm not sure I do that.
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There's nothing more annoying than food that is so thick you can't take a complete bite with only one bite.
 
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5:30 jack isn't even capable of preparing his own food, makes Tammy do it on camera
5:54 is the first time I've seen somebody eat a sandwich objectively wrong
7:00 is pretty awkward

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