DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ZehnBoat]

I caught a good quote from Phil on tonight's stream

"Wedding ring cheered and asked, 'Did you remember to wear me tonight?' Yes! Of course I did! I told you guys I only take my wedding ring off when I shower. That's why the other day was such an oddity, because I took a shower"

Gross

so basically if he's wearing his ring, he hasn't showered.

 

[architects]

this is why I can't ever fully get on board with his financial difficulties narrative. He's overdrawn with his bank...hinting at other behind the scenes woes....but cannot push through a sore throat...which we all know is a laughable attempt at time off. Guy has pigeon holed himself beyond belief.

 

[Kheapathic]

In the old days, he'd just suck on a lozenge and have a really annoying mic sounds.

 

[gaarashatan]

OMG I'm so scared!

An overweight Cobra just attacked!


He is so salty to lose subs haha



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whaaaaa phil who says hes done with the drama and always brags about being drama free loses literally brand new fans because of drama?

didnt see that one coming. not at fkin all dooooood

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Almost a year EXACTLY to the date that he's taking time off.
Might as well take Thursday off too. Get a three day staycation going.
Even if he comes back Thursday, you can guarantee he is still taking Friday off because that was "scheduled."

if he didnt take friday off i would think someone stole phils identify and replaced him with a more honest, upstanding, not lazy guy.
would be hard to not want that imposter

 

[BallBuster]

I’ve never seen someone have so many throat oriented illnesses. It’s almost as if he is lying. Using his throat as a scapegoat is a clever way to get out of streaming since he needs his voice to stream (though lets be honest, you take away his voice and his stream becomes instantly better).

Not like his brain dead cucks will piece any of this together.

 

[Doctor of Twitchanomics]

Funny Phil gets sick just about the time the Twitch check is suppose to come in. You know, the check that suppose to be smaller this month because he took that week off work. I am willing to bet when he does return he will be in over 9000 begging mode. He is really going to need that help because he lost income being sick on top of an already small payment from his week vacation / bestiality wedding to his prize horse.

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

I’ve never seen someone have so many throat oriented illnesses. It’s almost as if he is lying. Using his throat as a scapegoat is a clever way to get out of streaming since he needs his voice to stream (though lets be honest, you take away his voice and his stream becomes instantly better).

Not like his brain dead cucks will piece any of this together.

I'm surprised he doesn't have tennis elbow from all those boomer dabs

 

[Preferred Penne]

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"A lick of sleep".

You should post this in the "Words and Phrases DSP Makes Up" thread.

 

[actually]

I was speaking in generalities (and even tried to do so in my last response) where the contradiction was apparent within a single post and you've taken it as some personal affront to a specific set of information in another thread while still admitting there's stuff you guess on. Sure, it might be a reasonable, or more reasonable, guess, but it still has a foundation of non- or untrustworthy information. It's like the Drake equation. Sure, it might be very lenient with its approximations and still return a number that makes you scratch your head as to why we haven't run into another civilization that's capable of communication, but literally everything in that equation that follows "fₚ" is a guess based on absolutely nothing with a sample size of 1, yet people still fucking point to it like it's worth anything.

I gotta say, I appreciate a number of things related to this discussion. 1) You and @marlintan are keeping it pretty civil. 2) You're arguing about the extent to which a 37 year old manchild is lying about his finances while begging for more money from teenagers and early 20s fans while also citing the fucking Drake equation.

Love that shit.

You should post this in the "Words and Phrases DSP Makes Up" thread.

"a lick of" is an actual phrase used, often in the form of "I/he/they didn't get a lick of X". It's another way of saying "I didn't get any X".

 

[Phil Factor]

Because when I'm experiencing a sore throat and diarrhea, my first instinct is to update everyone at 5 in the morning.

I'm surprised none of the faithful fans have suggested he take a night time medicine along with other remedies. Maybe they're just as insulted that their intelligence is being taken for granted by a 37 year old man child that can't simulate a fake sick day properly.

 

[actually]

So was May 14-16 2018 the "entire week" that he planned to spend with Kat that was ruined and caused the shill tweets? I wouldn't really consider 3 days an entire week but fair enough. I would assume one day was spent buying groceries and one was spent at the Space Needle. How many more activities was Phil planning to do on the other day?

Courtesy of mrhuth on Twitter (here: https://twitter.com/mrhuth2/status/1128671989613453312), you are correct. 1 year ago was the shill tweet, which Phil has claimed occurred because he was just so goshdarn mad that Kat was sick when they were supposed to be going on a staycation.

 

[Synth]

2) You're arguing about the extent to which a 37 year old manchild is lying about his finances while begging for more money from teenagers and early 20s fans while also citing the fucking Drake equation.

Love that shit.

What can I say, I aim to impress.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Almost a year EXACTLY to the date that he's taking time off.
Might as well take Thursday off too. Get a three day staycation going.
Even if he comes back Thursday, you can guarantee he is still taking Friday off because that was "scheduled."

Wasn't Leanna's Hospital emergency around the same week? Maybe he celebrates their break-up every year?

 

[Synth]

Wasn't Leanna's Hospital emergency around the same week? Maybe he celebrates their break-up every year?

He's taking Khet to the same room at the hospital just like he took her to all the same places he took Panda in Connecticut as some weird History of Phil Burnell nostalgia tour.

 

[Preferred Penne]

I gotta say, I appreciate a number of things related to this discussion. 1) You and @marlintan are keeping it pretty civil. 2) You're arguing about the extent to which a 37 year old manchild is lying about his finances while begging for more money from teenagers and early 20s fans while also citing the fucking Drake equation.

Love that shit.



"a lick of" is an actual phrase used, often in the form of "I/he/they didn't get a lick of X". It's another way of saying "I didn't get any X".

But nobody says "a lick of sleep". It's "a wink of sleep".

 

[Pargon]

I’ve never seen someone have so many throat oriented illnesses.

Every time he takes time off for muh throwt hert I will always make a "sucked too much dick down at the bus station" joke. I will not fail. I will not falter. This is my sacred duty.

Just spit once in a while for God's sake, Phil.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Courtesy of mrhuth on Twitter (here: https://twitter.com/mrhuth2/status/1128671989613453312), you are correct. 1 year ago was the shill tweet, which Phil has claimed occurred because he was just so goshdarn mad that Kat was sick when they were supposed to be going on a staycation.

I wonder if this is the span of time Kat and Dave started talking over twitter 2 years ago?

 

[Synth]

I wonder if this is the span of time Kat and Dave started talking over twitter 2 years ago?

Possible. If he does take more time off, it coincidentally lines up as a "2 Year Anniversary/Late Honeymoon" type deal. If he does end up taking the time off, though, and this is the reason why (even if he never admits it), he's going to have a hard time justifying it to people considering how hardcore the begging has been the last few days. The regular whales and troll tippers won't give a shit, but I could see it putting off some of the few, smaller contributors who still buy his scheme.

It'd be funny to see him disappear until Monday and be 40-50 subs from what seemed an all but guaranteed Begtrospective event when he was just two away.

 

[marlintan]

But nobody says "a lick of sleep". It's "a wink of sleep".

You need to spend some time in the Midwest my friend.

A "lick" of something means that you didn't even come close to tasting it, a lick of sleep sounds fine to me, but I'm originally from Ohio.

God willing and the creek don't rise.

 

[RawEggs]

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