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TheKatIsNowGone said:
DSP's little rants about influencers would hold more weight if we all didn't know he was desperate to get some of that preferential treatment and that the only reason he even complains is because it costs him those sweet day 1 views. He's so transparent.
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The flip side to that is he tries to market himself as the guy who can't be bought, the guy who doesn't take freebies from companies and such. He wants to have the "everyday guy" persona for his audience; where he knows a game is bad because he felt the sting in his wallet, so he knows the game is bad. But it's a good analogy for his entire youtube career. He sees things coming or in action; and says he doesn't like it or it's not what his audience wants (because he totally listens to them). So he'll refuse to adapt and work towards improving his business, then bitch about everyone else getting ahead using the very shit he sees yet doesn't like. This is also why he never got ahead in fighting games; he doesn't keep up with the meta, and even if he knows the meta, he won't play it. That's why he always bitches about "reactionary gameplay" and shit in fighting games. Yeah Phil, reactions are part of it; setups, 50/50's, and plenty of other shit is the rest of it. Your reactions (which are dulled compared to your heyday) are not going to stop everything.

He only cares about influencers, because they hop on trends that actually help raise their brand. Phil wants it to be like it was back in 2008, where he can just talk bullshit and pull in loads of dollars.
 
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Kheapathic said:
The flip side to that is he tries to market himself as the guy who can't be bought, the guy who doesn't take freebies from companies and such. He wants to have the "everyday guy" persona for his audience; where he knows a game is bad because he felt the sting in his wallet, so he knows the game is bad. But it's a good analogy for his entire youtube career. He sees things coming or in action; and says he doesn't like it or it's not what his audience wants (because he totally listens to them). So he'll refuse to adapt and word towards improving his business, then bitch about everyone else getting ahead.

He only cares about influencers, because they hop on trends that actually help raise their brand. Phil wants it to be like it was back in 2008, where he can just talk bullshit and pull in loads of dollars.
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Um, didn't he get a chair from a Chinese sweatshop or something like that?
 
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Stalker Sociopath said:
Um, didn't he get a chair from a Chinese sweatshop or something like that?
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He lied and bought a chair and said he got it for free from some bullshit brand new company who closed days later. He had an “affiliate” link since he bought a chair that others could use so he wold get like 5% commision. Standard practices for a lot of companies.
 
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Phil Factor said:
Because when I'm experiencing a sore throat and diarrhea, my first instinct is to update everyone at 5 in the morning.

I'm surprised none of the faithful fans have suggested he take a night time medicine along with other remedies. Maybe they're just as insulted that their intelligence is being taken for granted by a 37 year old man child that can't simulate a fake sick day properly.
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If they try to give him some sound medical advice, he yells at them (on Twitter) to Stahp being a backseat doctor! You have no idea what is wrong with me dood! I can't go to the hospital or get medication because I have no money moron!
At least that's what happened last time he was "sick" aka at the space needul dood
 
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The weird thing is that if DSP did just do a stream, kept it muted, and put something like "throat hurts" in the title/HUD, he's probably get a lot of sympathy bucks for 'pushing through it'. There has to be a bunch of games that you can play while muted. Tetris for example.

The other weird thing is that if he wasn't so stringent on having a schedule that nobody else besides him gives a fuck about, he could just take days off and not have to feel like he has to justify it to everyone.
 
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Salubrious said:
The weird thing is that if DSP did just do a stream, kept it muted, and put something like "throat hurts" in the title/HUD, he's probably get a lot of sympathy bucks for 'pushing through it'. There has to be a bunch of games that you can play while muted. Tetris for example.

The other weird thing is that if he wasn't so stringent on having a schedule that nobody else besides him gives a fuck about, he could just take days off and not have to feel like he has to justify it to everyone.
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He would hype it up for days before hand. Guys Im sick but gonna stream anyway. At least then it would actually be 'chill' lol
 
We can all agree on one thing...

It’s that poor Phillip is going to lose hundreds if not thousands in revenue now that he is forced to take a hiatus from streaming to staycation and recuperate.

That means a massive ‘pledge drive’ for PBS (Phillip Burnell Scamathon) once he returns.

As KW OPSEC Commander, I’m sending out PM’s to select operatives in the Renton area, If we assemble a couple teams for a legit Gayop, we can track Phillip and Kat as they staycation around Seattle having a lick of fun....or some shit.
 
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Ikas_Ando said:
We can all agree on one thing...

It’s that poor Phillip is going to lose hundreds if not thousands in revenue now that he is forced to take a hiatus from streaming to staycation and recuperate.

That means a massive ‘pledge drive’ for PBS (Phillip Burnell Scamathon) once he returns.

As KW OPSEC Commander, I’m sending out PM’s to select operatives in the Renton area, If we assemble a couple teams for a legit Gayop, we can track Phillip and Kat as they staycation around Seattle having a lick of fun....or some shit.
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I just hope Badbunny watches enough of it to know what a fool she was assuming things.
 
BallBuster said:
He lied and bought a chair and said he got it for free from some bullshit brand new company who closed days later. He had an “affiliate” link since he bought a chair that others could use so he wold get like 5% commision. Standard practices for a lot of companies.
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There is no proof that Phil bought the chair. I am however on team "Phil Bought the Chair" based on several conclusions I made given what Phil said and investigation of the company.

The most damning evidence consisted of the company being one guy who did get rich quick schemes, its phone number and address was the same as a television repair shop that was run out of the guys garage, the website saying if you buy a chair you get a code to get a kickback for selling chairs to others, the claim that this company sought out Phil immediately after he lost his previous chair sponsorship, the company had no branding or anything on the chair the guy basically charged a fee to order a chair and get it sent to the customer, and the company disappearing overnight.

I know we've been over chairgate before, I just don't want Synth to start claiming "fake news".
 
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So if you're sick and don't go to work you don't make money, imagine my shock.
Isn't that every job, however?
It's just with most jobs you don't sit at home and play games, you actually work. Fucking retard.

He has absolutely no shame e-begging.
Utter waste of life.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
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So if you're sick and don't go to work you don't make money, imagine my shock.
Isn't that every job, however?
It's just with most jobs you don't sit at home and play games, you actually work. Fucking exceptional individual.

He has absolutely no shame e-begging.
Utter waste of life.
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No it’s not every job lol. Sick days and PTOs exist for a reason. I can stay home sick for a month and get full pay because of PTOs and sick leave.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
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So if you're sick and don't go to work you don't make money, imagine my shock.
Isn't that every job, however?
It's just with most jobs you don't sit at home and play games, you actually work. Fucking exceptional individual.

He has absolutely no shame e-begging.
Utter waste of life.
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its always excuses with phil....

always no matter what it is
 
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