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I'd bet a paycheck that Phil has next to zero staples in his house at any given time. Mil.k and/or butter maybe, but rice? Bread? Beans, canned or otherwise? Not a chance. His meals come from boxes, bags, or wrappers. Silage for the modern pigroach.

EDIT: Dear Leader's information control makes the sun rise and set.
D$P sort of said as much back in Dec when Mrs. D$P was too sick to go grocery shopping and D$P was forced to order a pizza as he said that there was Nothing in the house to eat. Not sure what the sick SoulMaid ate seeing as D$P said she was suffering from an incredibly sore throat. Good luck getting a slice of pizza down with even a moderately sore throat.
 
I'd love to see Phil actually try and cook something that was more than just heating up a chicken patty.

"WHAT THE FUCK DOOOD I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD TO PUT THE RICE ON A SIMMER NOW IT'S ALL BURNT!? BUGGED COOKING MECHANICS"
 
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I'd love to see Phil actually try and cook something that was more than just heating up a chicken patty.

"WHAT THE FUCK DOOOD I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD TO PUT THE RICE ON A SIMMER NOW IT'S ALL BURNT!? BUGGED COOKING MECHANICS"

Rice?!?!

Dave would fuck up making a hard boiled egg.
 
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I'd bet a paycheck that Phil has next to zero staples in his house at any given time. Mil.k and/or butter maybe, but rice? Bread? Beans, canned or otherwise? Not a chance. His meals come from boxes, bags, or wrappers. Silage for the modern pigroach.

EDIT: Dear Leader's information control makes the sun rise and set.

800 daily calories of processed slop, brought to you by Nestle.

I'm gonna go cut up an orange and eat the rest of the raspberries and blueberries I have as tribute.
 
Dark said he had to shave after stream(he’s going out with kat tomorrow and needs to look presentable, fuck looking presentable for your job though right?)

And on his long list of excruciating things that take up his free time a grocery list is one of them....

Definition of a pathetic man child
What does he even do with his freetime? I assume he just sits on his ass and watches TV. He doesn't network, work on the stream, do any sort of research into the games he's playing. He has no hobbies from what I know of, he has no skills to speak of and no friends since he's a paranoid asshole.
 
Rice?!‽

Dave would fuck up making a hard boiled egg.


How dare you questioning the ability to cook for a master chef who had his weekly show "cooking with the KING" while eating noodles with his spoon
 
What does he even do with his freetime? I assume he just sits on his ass and watches TV. He doesn't network, work on the stream, do any sort of research into the games he's playing. He has no hobbies from what I know of, he has no skills to speak of and no friends since he's a paranoid asshole.
Yeah but he needs to sit on his ass and watch TV with Kat!

Also to the cuck that gave dark a crisp 20 and said “it’s not much but hope it helps”

It didn’t, you’re a loser and 20 bucks ain’t gonna help anyone, least of all dark
 
Someone asked if the big tips he got in the earlier stream was legit

Phil said it was HOWEVER ALL OF THE MONEY IS ALREADY GONE because he has to pay a bill to keep his shitty website alive

Another cheer came in asking him how much he paid for the website

Phil:

"I don't know, I dont know how much I paid, it's in euro so I dont know, okay?"


Fucking liar and scammer

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This idiot has contributed $40 out of Phil's $44 tips tonight

all while the Master BlackOp Player Phil placed 93rd in the Blackout game

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Someone asked if the big tips he got in the earlier stream was legit

Phil said it was HOWEVER ALL OF THE MONEY IS ALREADY GONE because he has to pay a bill to keep his shitty website alive

Another cheer came in asking him how much he paid for the website

Phil:

"I don't know, I dont know how much I paid, it's in euro so I dont know, okay?"


Fucking liar and scammer

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This idiot has contributed $40 out of Phil's $44 tips tonight

all while the Master BlackOp Player Phil placed 93rd in the Blackout game

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So you mean to tell me that not only is Phil's Nazi forums a total money sink (since it's pretty much dead and has ery little activity), but he doesn't even know how much the upkeep costs? I bet he'd have a few more dollars in his pocket if he just killed the site, but of course Phil's lack of logic wins out every fucking time.

Phil exceptional behavior is enough to drive me to drink...
 
... He's never mentioned eating sandwiches so bread might be out.
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He does eat sandwiches. He refers to them as "snacks" he has after dinner/before bed..."with crackers or something" He eats them on Deli Ciabata or bricohe rolls though...no loaf of sliced bread in a bag for the D$P household.

Hmmmm, second stream it was revealed that Mrs. D$P was home all day today. He said "she's not working". Hmmm, today AND tomorrow, but they totally didn't go into Seattle for a Stay-cation...that he decided to call off after all the backlash he was getting. He took yesterday off because he was super duper sick! Hmmm, "she's not working". This makes me wonder. D$P is usually very precise with his word choice. He did not say that she had the day off like he usually does. He said "she's not working". I recall him remarking on how she kept complaining about being not being happy at work to which he stated that he'd tell here how hard his day had been. Is it possible that the newly wed Mrs. D$P quit her job?
 
He said "she's not working". Hmmm, today AND tomorrow, but they totally didn't go into Seattle for a Stay-cation...that he decided to call off after all the backlash he was getting. He took yesterday off because he was super duper sick! Hmmm, "she's not working". This makes me wonder.
If she really did quit, maybe the pregnant theory holds more (water) weight than before?
 
Someone asked if the big tips he got in the earlier stream was legit

Phil said it was HOWEVER ALL OF THE MONEY IS ALREADY GONE because he has to pay a bill to keep his shitty website alive

Another cheer came in asking him how much he paid for the website

Phil:

"I don't know, I dont know how much I paid, it's in euro so I dont know, okay?"


Fucking liar and scammer

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Used to claim that his forums, yes more than one of them, cost him thousands dollar a year!
 
Used to claim that his forums, yes more than one of them, cost him thousands dollar a year!
So Pig did what Maddox did? I'm not surprised.

Also gotta love how he got so lazy with hiding the fact he's a 1%er that makes six digit sums a year that he can't even find a good lie to hide how much he spends on stupid shit to satiate his malignant ego.
 
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