DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

Dave's been pretty vehement while directly addressing the pregnancy question, and against my better judgement and everything I know about him, I'm inclined to believe him this once. I'd guess DSP is throwing around that "we're" going to the doctor just to gloss over Kat having a 50 minute therapy session.

I've seen Project 7, Phil is not a good actor. He could not hide the panic of possibly having to endure the costs of rasing a child. It would be a level of begging and desperation we haven't seen yet, which is scary in itself.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yeah, I've filled out those forms with what I assume are reasonable values and put them in the DSP bankruptcy thread. If he filed today his disposable income would be calculated at like $5K a month because they will look at the last six months of income which had a few higher than usual months. If he wants to file he needs to be strategic about it and wait until he has a lower six month average otherwise he's gonna have to pitch a fit and beg the trustee to re-calculate his income every month to keep lowering his payments.

All right, RentonGymOwner has cheered. He says: (in extremely faggy voice ) "Oh, Phil, why don't you declare bankruptcy?"
Well let me tell you something, real talk. My tax prison consulta-- tax attorn-- uh, my tax guy, says to get a good payment plan in bankruptcy I'd have to MAKE LESS MONEY! For months! I told him, I've got basic bills to pay, every day! That's all I do, stream and pay bills! They know my name at the *BRAAAAPPP* Whoa, that one came out of nowhere. They know my name at the post office because I'm down there so often with cartloads of bills!
"Make less money", unreal. You may not know this, but in America you literally CAN'T AFFORD to go broke!

Anyway, I'll be taking the next day or three off because I have a frog in my throat, so I'd appreciate it if you guys would get a little more interactive if you know what I mean. The best way to support me today is to donate to the "Save DSP" project on Kiva.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Rumors are swirling there might be a dark jr on the way.

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

Dave's been pretty vehement while directly addressing the pregnancy question, and against my better judgement and everything I know about him, I'm inclined to believe him this once. I'd guess DSP is throwing around that "we're" going to the doctor just to gloss over Kat having a 50 minute therapy session.

I did too, but last night convinced me otherwise.

Looking at the timeline, he proposed in November. If it was due to Kat getting pregnant, that probably times conception around September. This would also explain why Kat has been invisible since Christmas except for the marriage pic

I've got a bad feeling the big announcement is coming soon and Baby Burnell pops out in a month. Poor, poor kid.

 

[Freshtodeath]

People on reddit were saying she looks bloated too in wedding pic. Dsp been making room in nook. Mom gave him money for "taxes". Idk i am convinced.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You all are neglecting one thing. Babies don't make money, they cost money. If Kat were really pregnant, Phil wouldn't be going to doctors, he'd be begging for money to pay for an abortion. Just a pill, mind you, not some expensive hospital stay.

 

[LiquidCancer]

As far as I know abortion is still legal in Washington. So he still has time to fix the "behind the scenes situation"

I would say that him repeatedly calling the doctor's appointment "ours" makes it look like Kat is pregnant (why else would you go to the doctor for a common cold that he even said she got over in a few days?) but he is so cuckolded by her. They get their hair cut together and he literally, cannot leave the house without her to hold his hand anymore.

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

You all are neglecting one thing. Babies don't make money, they cost money. If Kat were really pregnant, Phil wouldn't be going to doctors, he'd be begging for money to pay for an abortion. Just a pill, mind you, not some expensive hospital stay.

I really hope it's not a pregnancy. Laughing at Phil is all fun and games but having a child be raised by those two loonies is really a sad thought.

 

[BallBuster]

I don’t want to believe she is preggers because I can’t believe he is still verile. Also with a child in the house he will be required to take out good health insurance. He also won’t be able to stream as much because you know... a fucking baby. So he won’t make as much money. He will get even less sleep and be twice as miserable.

This doctors appointment is an abortion appointment.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I've seen Project 7, Phil is not a good actor. He could not hide the panic of possibly having to endure the costs of rasing a child. It would be a level of begging and desperation we haven't seen yet, which is scary in itself.

If Khet was pregnant, Phil would be begging for donations. Maybe it's all a scam, but I don't see him suddenly announcing it with her due the next month because that wastes 6 months of fundraising time. Babies also cost legit money, not the kind you can spend on "taxes" or a staycation.

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

Phil hid the wedding so he'd also have to hide the pregnancy. It makes no sense, but it's Phil. He successfully prevented the trolls from going to the hospital and murdering his child.

 

[Wurstbrot]

If Khet was pregnant, Phil would be begging for donations. Maybe it's all a scam, but I don't see him suddenly announcing it with her due the next month because that wastes 6 months of fundraising time. Babies also cost legit money, not the kind you can spend on "taxes" or a staycation.

Don't overestimate his talent to set objective priorities. A baby would make him thousands of dollars just due to begging. BUT evil detractors would SWAT the baby or send malicious messages to troll the lil meatball.
However, in his shoes I would be very careful and in fear that people contact the gov (or whoever) to take the baby. I could see that, from both sides. Fuck man, a baby in the hands of this irresponsible egomaniac, no dood, just no. Noooo.

The best that could come out of it is a kid who is more intelligent than these two combined, second best it goes after Khet, third best a tiny copypaste version of Phil and in worst case it turns into an ever lazier dumber version than Phil. But even raised by PigLordPhil who is already overworked with showering, walking through malls and playing videogames has to be a life altering experience. Just imagine the produced salt when a baby steals Phil's spotlight. Imagine the utter lack of toys cuz every dollar goes to bills and taxes (also no Gaming PC, or any game that's produced by adults cuz they just want to appeal to the kids).

Then 10 years later in school.
Uuuh, hello everyone I'm Phil Jr. My dad is a long time streamer, he did it before any of your dads, you know what I mean? He has a 20 year legacy and is really really famous. But trolls ruin our family. So maybe you can tip me some money to make my dad proud of me? A dollar a week helps. *farts* Oh excuse me, that came out of nowhere *donkey laugh*.

 

[Kheapathic]

Don't overestimate his talent to set objective priorities. A baby would make him thousands of dollars just due to begging. BUT evil detractors would SWAT the baby or send malicious messages to troll the lil meatball.
However, in his shoes I would be very careful and in fear that people contact the gov (or whoever) to take the baby. I could see that, from both sides. Fuck man, a baby in the hands of this irresponsible egomaniac, no dood, just no. Noooo.

I do my best to treat this place as a zoo; just point and laugh, no engaging, but if there were sure signs of neglect or abuse on the part of child-rearing; yeah, I'd probably be making an anonymous call to CPS. And slight power level; while never in it, I am very familiar with how it runs and how inept to down right corrupt it can be. Yeah, ideally, a child shouldn't be taken from their parents, because ideally, no one will love them as much as their parents should. But we don't live in an ideal world; and neglect can seriously fuck a child up in a multitude of ways, as much as abuse can.

 

[Sarutobi]

If Phil does have a kid, what are the chances he says no to things like statues and figures the child may way? And thus repeating the process we have now?

 

[actually]

I've seen Project 7, Phil is not a good actor. He could not hide the panic of possibly having to endure the costs of rasing a child. It would be a level of begging and desperation we haven't seen yet, which is scary in itself.

Yeah, if Kat was really 9 months in (assuming Sept start date), he'd be begging for all he's worth because even a normal pregnancy costs a shitload of money, and her insurance is probably not that great.

I've got a bad feeling the big announcement is coming soon and Baby Burnell pops out in a month. Poor, poor kid.

I do my best to treat this place as a zoo; just point and laugh, no engaging, but if there were sure signs of neglect or abuse on the part of child-rearing; yeah, I'd probably be making an anonymous call to CPS.

Let me just say that if a baby does come to pass, I'm of the opinion that we're going to have to set some sort of rules of engagement on this forum, because I don't want CPS getting what amount to crank calls and potentially ignoring actual neglect. CPS case workers are underpaid and overworked already--they don't need spergs making their lives harder. Not saying you would in particular, @Kheapathic, but it's not really hard to imagine some random internet person doing it.

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

If Phil does have a kid, what are the chances he says no to things like statues and figures the child may way? And thus repeating the process we have now?

If he does have a kid, one quick internet search and this kid will be mercilessly ridiculed in school. What a disaster

 

[Bingle_Derries]

Uh, so guys
*Claps*
These are uh, tough times
*Slicks hair back*
First off, Kat tells me she was pregnant!
*T pose*
How crazy is that! I asked her how that even happens and she tried to give me some bs about maybe it was on our honeymoon! Like dood, how was I supposed to know?!
*Snort*
So I tell her uh.. I say that she has to get an abortion or something, y'know? We can't have a kid so she has to get rid of it, AND THOSE COST MONEY!
And like, my bank accounts are overdrawn dude! There's nothing I can do!
So PLEASE!
*activates begging eyes*
If you like our daily streams DONT forget to tip guys, I need everything you have! Now more than ever!
Cause if you don't....
*Burps and scratches beard into mic*
I don't know what I can do.
Alright, uh.. back to the stream, I guess.

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

If he does have a kid, one quick internet search and this kid will be mercilessly ridiculed in school. What a disaster

Yep. Phil isn't the only problem, Kat is almost certainly unfit to be a mother with her issues as well. Their potential kid will have a rough life.

 

[Kheapathic]

Let me just say that if a baby does come to pass, I'm of the opinion that we're going to have to set some sort of rules of engagement on this forum, because I don't want CPS getting what amount to crank calls and potentially ignoring actual neglect. CPS case workers are underpaid and overworked already--they don't need spergs making their lives harder. Not saying you would in particular, @Kheapathic, but it's not really hard to imagine some random internet person doing it.

No I feel you, and I agree with you. As much as I find Phil to be a reprehensible piece of shit, I really don't want to see him literally hurt. I'd prefer him to be productive and able to support himself (and his "family")without begging and all this bullshit he does. I treat it as a zoo, and I'm not planning to jump into the cage. But if I was going to, it'd have to be something provable, something on stream, that's recorded, that can't be brushed off... much like Daddy of Five.

 

[Synth]

Yeah, if Kat was really 9 months in (assuming Sept start date), he'd be begging for all he's worth because even a normal pregnancy costs a shitload of money, and her insurance is probably not that great.





Let me just say that if a baby does come to pass, I'm of the opinion that we're going to have to set some sort of rules of engagement on this forum, because I don't want CPS getting what amount to crank calls and potentially ignoring actual neglect. CPS case workers are underpaid and overworked already--they don't need spergs making their lives harder. Not saying you would in particular, @Kheapathic, but it's not really hard to imagine some random internet person doing it.

Good intentions, but people are gonna pozload my neghole anyway, and everyone knows it. There's what, like a hundred regulars or something on the DSP forums that actually post? My fucking MK11 clips would end up with 3500+ views in a few hours, whereas people like Max would have clips with sub 1k that were older, with both "trending". Even the stupid "Super Turbo or MK11" one where it's 10 seconds of him doing two c.fp tick throws. I'm sure there's site statistics floating around, but there's clearly a lot of lurkers and unregistered eyes. On top of that, I've seen the insides of some "invite only" Discords and there's some fanatics out there, never mind how many views daily "detractor summaries" get.

Do what you gotta to exonerate KF from the shit, but the only thing being accomplished is stopping a few hundred people from talking about it in one place. If Baby Phil is on the way, some exceptional faggot is going to do something stupid and probably end up in jail over it.