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Nina Hagen said:
Dave's been pretty vehement while directly addressing the pregnancy question, and against my better judgement and everything I know about him, I'm inclined to believe him this once. I'd guess DSP is throwing around that "we're" going to the doctor just to gloss over Kat having a 50 minute therapy session.
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That's too polite of Pig.

He probably just is insecure about an obesity related illness, since this is the manchild who refuses to wear glasses because he is that terrified of being made fun of for a common medical problem.
 
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I hope she's not pregnant, if he thinks his bills are bad now, wait till he adds another mouth to feed, pregnancy costs, and everything else that having a baby comes into play.

Inb4: "I'm going to be honest with you all, things aren't going well, I need that money to buy diapers, we haven't changed it for a week!"
 
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JohnnyBoi said:
I hope Kat isn't pregnant, phil can't even take care of hamsters so how the fuck will he take care of a kid ?
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Look at it this way. If he does end up siring a baby pigroach, we may get The Swatting Part II. This time it will be child protective services coming for his gout ridden ass and they put down the horse while they're at it.
 
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DSP was able to hide his wedding because he put his usual amount of effort into the wedding, nothing. If it was a more legitimate wedding, he would have been complaining and begging nonstop. Having a kid isn't something he can just push off on his parents to plan/cover the expenses of. Even if they're doing the bare minimum, it would cut into his schedule and require some amount of effort on his part, which would translate to Phil complaining.

Kat looking bloated probably has more to do with living with Phil than possibly being pregnant. We've seen the food they "cook." Plus, Phil was dragging her around to all his favorite grease establishments in CT. Going back to the wedding lies, Phil was never outright against the idea of marriage, he just said it couldn't happen and blamed his finances, but he implied it was something he wanted to do. If Kat was pregnant and he was doing the same lying thing, I'd think he'd repeat the lie of it not being the right time, repeating the finance part especially to get sympathy bucks. If he's outright saying he doesn't want to have kids, I'm willing to believe him for once. Even Phil has enough intelligence to see raising a kid takes a lot of work/effort/money, and someone as selfish as Phil would never want to put that much energy into something. Just look at his relationship with Kat as an example of that. Hell, Phil has shown that same level of arrogant selfishness when it comes to getting an animal. If he isn't willing to put forth the effort to care for a cat, I can't see him wanting to have a kid.

Phil's weird prideful world view also doesn't support kids. He seems like the type of person who associates kids with being old. He wanted to get married because, in his mind, he was getting a trophy wife, which means he is a cool successful adult. I mean, there is always the slim possibility Kat is pregnant, but I'd say it's just as likely as all the other times rumors have flown around about her or Leanna being pregnant.
 
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Eugene Drizzledick said:
I don't expect Brian to ever be on with DSP again after last week's shenanigans.
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What did DSP pull last week?

Either way, good on him. There's a few kindred spirits along his parade of lost souls. It's really hard to imagine he still has fans from his very early youtube days.

I hardly watch let's plays or follow youtubers adamantly anymore as I used to. Either I just grew up a bit or their content hasn't been getting better. So it's a bit tough to imagine someone would stick to Phil of all people.
 
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What did DSP pull last week?

Either way, good on him. There's a few kindred spirits along his parade of lost souls. It's really hard to imagine he still has fans from his very early youtube days.

I hardly watch let's plays or follow youtubers adamantly anymore as I used to. Either I just grew up a bit or their content hasn't been getting better. So it's a bit tough to imagine someone would stick to Phil of all people.
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During an MK11 open lobby, it was basically just DSP and Brian on mic talking while everyone else in the lobby was relegated to pleb status and only playing jester to the King. Dave lost and went to go use the bathroom or something, so it was just Brian on the mic talking to chat, and they started talking about BadBunny and other random shit that GoutDaddy doesn't let them talk about when he's around. As soon as he came back, the conversation stopped and it was back to boring business as usual.

I don't think it will result in him not coming back since chat seems to like him, but it was funny to see the shift in tone when Brian was engaging with them and didn't keep any topics "off limits" like DSP does. It was like the chat had a spell lift off of it for the 5 minutes he was gone.

I agree with you on the LP thing. I don't even follow cows, really, I just have an interest in DSP because of my involvement in the CT FGC before he even started making YT shit.
 
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Of course Brian did a better job interacting with fans than Phil. Phil doesn't want to interact, he wants to lord over them and tell them what they can and cannot talk about, while also asking why they aren't talking to him. Most streamers would love a chat that can talk amongst themselves and be content. Most of them have chats with their names being mentioned 30 times a second.

Whenever I think of Phil and the chat "interacting" I imagine a pig on a stage doing a dance while the audience ignores him and throw a couple of dollars at him to keep the dance going.
 
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Synth said:
During an MK11 open lobby, it was basically just DSP and Brian on mic talking while everyone else in the lobby was relegated to pleb status and only playing jester to the King. Dave lost and went to go use the bathroom or something, so it was just Brian on the mic talking to chat, and they started talking about BadBunny and other random shit that GoutDaddy doesn't let them talk about when he's around. As soon as he came back, the conversation stopped and it was back to boring business as usual.

I don't think it will result in him not coming back since chat seems to like him, but it was funny to see the shift in tone when Brian was engaging with them and didn't keep any topics "off limits" like DSP does. It was like the chat had a spell lift off of it for the 5 minutes he was gone.
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Add to this Brian saying ' Oh, you guys aren't allowed to talk about that?"...and then continuing to talk about it. D$P, however unless spoon fed clips of this won't have any idea any of this happened:
A) we know he doesn't watch his own khantent.
B) he doesn't watch other streamers.
...nor will it matter unless he's in a mood as...
C) he creates his own reality.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Add to this Brian saying ' Oh, you guys aren't allowed to talk about that?"...and then continuing to talk about it. D$P, however unless spoon fed clips of this won't have any idea any of this happened:
A) we know he doesn't watch his own khantent.
B) he doesn't watch other streamers.
...nor will it matter unless he's in a mood as...
C) he creates his own reality.
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He keeps a tight squeeze on his mods they definitely squealed for him.
 
I noticed while floating around our farms that DSP seems to attract a lot of hatred. Meaning that the longer folks follow Phil's antics the more they start getting insanely pissed at him.
We know he is a tism magnet but wow, I have never seen so many folks start losing their minds over Phil.

How does he do it? I noticed on Twitter it's really bad.
The sheer amount of anger he induces is crazy, does anyone know why Phil seems to hit more peoples nerves than other cows?
 
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xenomorph said:
The sheer amount of anger he induces is crazy, does anyone know why Phil seems to hit more peoples nerves than other cows?
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Probably because Phil has yet to get hit with the Karma Bomb, and people might be losing patience waiting for it to happen or are starting to believe that it'll never happen and Phil will succeed in e-begging 100k a year from people for the rest of his life. I can understand people's frustration when Phil not only doesn't get punished for his toxic bullshit, but will actively gloat about how he gets away with it on Twitter, all the while maintaining his disguise of being the innocent guy who gets picked on by jealous haters.
 
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