New 5 min makeup video:
00:00 Her hair is a fucking mess. Talk about a birds nest.
00:00 This video is for a date night? Is Chantal showing Bibi's "sister" how to do her makeup?
00:01 Looks like Chantal bought a new top. Her 3 old ones appreciate the day off.
00:25 To address her birds nest, she sprays in some Pureology leave-in. I think she said leave-in. It was hard to tell because she was mumbling her words.
00:25 We also get one of many shots of her hideous fake nails. They remind me when I was a kid, I would put the bugles chips on my fingers.
00:44
Is it just me or is Chantal doing some Amberisms with her actions between 44 and 50 seconds?
00:54
Get ready everyone. Chantal is going to show us a makeup tip!!!!!
Oh she lost her beauty blender (whatever the fuck that is) so she gives up and half-asses it?
Spoiler: her tip is to mix her moisturizer and foundation. WOW that seems like a really bad idea but I'll let the ladies weigh in.
01:27 When she starts putting the BiBi cream (get it? Chantal is hilarious ya'll), she lets out this short uhhhhh moan sound. It is disturbing.
01:44 After she says BiBi cream, she does that laugh/chuckle/giggle thing and it is so annoying.
02:05 This bitch takes her nasty homemade Bibi cream and puts it back in the moisturizer jar? In the words of Zachary Michael "That ain't it sis".
02:17 Annoying giggle #2 at the mention of BiBi cream
02:18 Chantal is putting on the Sexy Mama pressed powder. She must be really excited to watch BiBi bang his girlfriend tonight.
02:27 Chantal is in a rush and has to put on her powder quickly. She makes a comment "I'm in a rush this is definitely not for the video" as she is fucking recording herself to make a video.
02:41 Chantal is now the happiest she has been in the entire video because she tells us that Bibi is farting in the shower.
02:47 Chantal puts on unknown brand lip gloss
02:54 Chantal starts brushing her horrible knotted hair and sprinkles in some more chimney soot into her hair. Gotta hide that bald spot?
03:05 Chantal puts unknown brand of volumizing mist in hair. She makes it clear she doesn't use hairspray.
03:15 We get an appearance of the bingo wings. You can see the fat jiggle and slowly ripple away from ground zero.
03:30 She is putting on some blush
03:34 Chantal starts styling her "I've given up on life so ALR's poop bun will have to do" hair.
03:40 Poop bun complete and it looks like shit.
03:50 Oh shit. Chantal is getting wild on us. She is putting on some bronzer.
04:08 Lipstick time. She is going with a bold lip guys.
04:25 Mascara next. Make sure you start with the bottom lashes first.
04:40 She put on some Nick's white mascara??
04:50 She starts to color in her eyebrows
05:20 She uses her ham hocks to put in her earrings
05:30 If you want to look super cute, you need some Dazzle Glass lip gloss
05:50 Chantal puts on Miracle perfume. What a perfect name.
05:58 Chantal sprays the perfume towards her vagine. If she truly wanted to spray perfume on her vag, she should have lifted her massive fupa first.
Products used in this video:
- Pureology leave-in conditioner
- Unknown brand of moisturizer
- Maybelline matte poreless foundation (Vegan I'm sure)
- Sexy Mama pressed powder
- Unknown brand lip gloss
- Hair soot to hide her hideous baldness
- Unknown brand volumizing mist
- Unknown brand blush
- Unknown brand bronzer
- Nick's White Mascara
- Some eyebrow color stuff
- Dazzle Glass lip gloss
- Miracle perfume
