The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[MirnaMinkoff]

The best part about that is she doesn't need too. All she needs to do is eat like a normal human and get moving around. Weight would quickly drop off. They just can't do it though.

Tammy reminds me of a dumb fat girl that roomed with one of my friends years ago. She decided to start drinking weight watchers shakes to lose weight.

I walk in one day and she’s eating a Wendy’s burger, fries and drinking her weight loss shake with it. My friend pulls me aside and says the dumb bint thinks you drink the shakes with your meals to lose weight. I asked if she was going to tell her the shakes were supposed to replace meals not be an added beverage. Nah, it was just too hilarious to watch.

I think this is how Tammy would operate. She thinks If she eats her usually 6000 calories a day plus these crappy WW meals she should definitely lose weight. The idea of just eating less is too horrible to even entertain.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I'd be curious to know how many pictures they brought to pass out. That would tell us how many people they expected vs the reality of less than 10.
I think there is something going on with some kind of production too. They had someone filming plus I would think that if they could, they would have filmed a lot of videos for their youtube channels. Also, it seems odd that they would spend the money on those rooms, and it was mentioned they didn't pay for them (I think)

That sure does look like a boom mic reflected in the top right corner of the TV...

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

View attachment 767678That sure does look like a boom mic reflected in the top right corner of the TV...

Could just be Dustin doing hem a solid and doing the sound as Steven Slaton filmed. That did not sound right did it?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

View attachment 767678That sure does look like a boom mic reflected in the top right corner of the TV...

Yup. I think Amy and Tammy are going to fuck this up due to not understanding how “reality” TV works. Pretty sure they think a film crew moves in and hangs with them everyday and that they will magically lose weight with the power of TV and a doctor - no effort required.

Tammy and Amy will not manage any long haul, but maybe FBTT is aiming for a hate watch season so it doesn’t matter.

 

[Guardsman42]

That is most definitely a boom mic and I think we can rule out any slaton owning such equipment to haul to the big city for a meet and greet.

I think the producers know exactly what they are getting into honestly. TamTam is as far as we know, legally mentally handicapped. At some point I suspect this means paper work was signed by some one concerning this and the show. I think they just want an amazing train wreck on a show, nothing else.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

That is most definitely a boom mic and I think we can rule out any slaton owning such equipment to haul to the big city for a meet and greet.

I think the producers know exactly what they are getting into honestly. TamTam is as far as we know, legally mentally handicapped. At some point I suspect this means paper work was signed by some one concerning this and the show. I think they just want an amazing train wreck on a show, nothing else.

This explains Amy’s sudden warm visits and taking in Tammy over the past few months. Amy wouldn’t even talk about Tammy for a long time, then there was a sudden thaw after January. Amy needed Tammy to be on the show. I’m going to guess Ma and Pa Slaton would never allow strangers with cameras into their home. I think Amy helped manipulate the situation to get Tammy into her hovel so she could be a tee-vee Star.

I had thought the sudden reappearance of the sisters together in videos was surprising and really shocked Amy agreed to take in Tammy, but now it all makes sense.

 

[Guardsman42]

I don't think Amy really had to manipulate Tammy for this. Tammy was likely told she'd get her own space and that is that.

TamTam gets more food money or what ever. <I have no idea wtf these DeathFats get paid for TV shows. Is it even good money?> But it might end up they aren't accepted after the audition and then we get to see real fireworks kick off.

 

[bigshot]

In there Amazon Haul video, you can hear Amy telling Tammy what she is supposed to do and say. I think Amy is definitely manipulating Tammy because she knows that the brand is the Slaton Sisters and by herself, she isn't that any more.

 

[Dysnomia]

Tammy is trying out some weight watchers food again y’all. Only a few more days until she’s skinny.

The lighting is horrible. All you see is this mountainous silhouette talking about food scented lip balm and Nicktoons socks that will never fit over her bloated hooves as they look like they are meant for 12 year old children.

Amy is laying down the whole time and their terrible efforts to show closeups of things are hampered by the fact that you can barely see a damn thing. Instead of wasting your tugboat on a party grab bag fit for a sixth grader how about buying a cheap studio light so people can see what the hell you are filming?

Amy's screeching is unbearable. She sounds like Mickey Mouse being tortured by Dr. Mengele. She needs to stop trying to do voices because she is terrible at it and they all sound the same. Horrifying.

When Amy shows a dark and nearly invisible closeup of the chocolate bar she also flashes her nails. Like anyone cares. We're here to see fat people kill themselves with diet food, Amy.

My fellow Americans, your tax dollars at work.

View attachment 767678That sure does look like a boom mic reflected in the top right corner of the TV...

Boom in the shot!

Sure looks like one to me. Well at least we'll be able to hear them once this airs because they used a real mic.

With all the money spent on junkfood, makeup and useless crap there is no reason why they couldn't have gotten some real equipment. There are affordable options. Then again, a better carma would mean we could see the roaches more clearly. And a better mic would just enhance all that hillbilly gal screechin' Amy has been so fond of lately.

This explains Amy’s sudden warm visits and taking in Tammy over the past few months. Amy wouldn’t even talk about Tammy for a long time, then there was a sudden thaw after January. Amy needed Tammy to be on the show. I’m going to guess Ma and Pa Slaton would never allow strangers with cameras into their home. I think Amy helped manipulate the situation to get Tammy into her hovel so she could be a tee-vee Star.

I had thought the sudden reappearance of the sisters together in videos was surprising and really shocked Amy agreed to take in Tammy, but now it all makes sense.

I can only imagine the delusions of grandeur that Amy has over all of this.

Although getting herself on a TV show would make her the most successful Slaton in history.

Watch out, Michael. You just might lose her to Johnny Depp.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I think this is how Tammy would operate. She thinks If she eats her usually 6000 calories a day plus these crappy WW meals she should definitely lose weight. The idea of just eating less is too horrible to even entertain.

I doubt the Slatons know enough about counting calories, RDAs, the food pyramid, etc. to be able to verbalize this but I'd bet they think diet food is negative calories (i.e. drinking a shake makes the weight magically melt away). I could see Tam-Tam pounding like six of those a day!

This explains Amy’s sudden warm visits and taking in Tammy over the past few months. Amy wouldn’t even talk about Tammy for a long time, then there was a sudden thaw after January. Amy needed Tammy to be on the show. I’m going to guess Ma and Pa Slaton would never allow strangers with cameras into their home. I think Amy helped manipulate the situation to get Tammy into her hovel so she could be a tee-vee Star.

What a scary thought. Amy Slaton as the Machiavellian mastermind of EBF, Kentucky, the redneck Rasputin, the hillbilly Tom Hagen.

Amy: Hey, Mike, yew wanna let a carma crew in our house?

Mike: ah-DURRR...

Amy: It'll mean munny.

Mike: I like munny.

TamTam gets more food money or what ever. <I have no idea wtf these DeathFats get paid for TV shows. Is it even good money?>

It's probably not a lot of money but, to a Slaton, I'm sure it looks like a small fortune. Why, they might even be able to buy thisselves one of them fancy houses what don't have wheels or nothin'.

 

[Guardsman42]

I doubt the Slatons know enough about counting calories, RDAs, the food pyramid, etc. to be able to verbalize this but I'd bet they think diet food is negative calories (i.e. drinking a shake makes the weight magically melt away). I could see Tam-Tam pounding like six of those a day!


What a scary thought. Amy Slaton as the Machiavellian mastermind of EBF, Kentucky, the redneck Rasputin, the hillbilly Tom Hagen.

Amy: Hey, Mike, yew wanna let a carma crew in our house?

Mike: ah-DURRR...

Amy: It'll mean munny.

Mike: I like munny.


It's probably not a lot of money but, to a Slaton, I'm sure it looks like a small fortune. Why, they might even be able to buy thisselves one of them fancy houses what don't have wheels or nothin'.

I am now quite curious on how much these shows might make. Being able to buy a non condemned non trailer home out right is actually not such a small chunk of change. Wouldn't you take tens of grand if you just..had your normal routine filmed?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I am now quite curious on how much these shows might make. Being able to buy a non condemned non trailer home out right is actually not such a small chunk of change. Wouldn't you take tens of grand if you just..had your normal routine filmed?

They don’t pay that much. I mean I know on My 600 lb Life they pay about $1200 if the fatty lets them film them showering naked. $1200 seems like a really paltry sum to humiliate yourself on national TV. These production spend most the budget on crew, staff, location expenses, etc...only a small portion goes to the fatty. But given that most fatties are on SSI, any money seems lucrative. (The fact that medicaid pays for most of the medical costs makes it a pretty cheap for them to film these monsters. Dr Now would be out of business without Medicaid)

 

[Who Now]

Oh god, those poor Vietnamese ladies did not deserve to have two death fats’ trotters in their face. Their gonna be like Colonel Kurtz for the rest of their days.

All the nails look ingrown. It's hurts just to look at them

The filming may be for some kind of new weight loss show so they could be paid differently. We will know when the Amazon hauls get bigger and the makeup palettes stop coming from China. They keep saying they went to a doctor. No doubt one for the show. But it could be something new or maybe a "Slaton Sisters weight loss competiion" thing.

I really wish Tammy would do a "what I eat in a day" and not lie. Her channel would make a lot of fast food coinage on that one

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

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Holy hell...that foot looked awfully familiar. Wreck-it-Ralph realness!

 

[MysticMisty]

I don't think Amy really had to manipulate Tammy for this.

There was probably zero manipulation involved. Tammy is more greedy, egotistical, and selfish than she is fat. So is Amy for that matter. All Amy had to say is they're going to be on TV and famous and that was it. It wouldn't even be a lie on Amy's part because she really believes she'll be a famous star after this (and maybe already does).

 

[Guardsman42]

They don’t pay that much. I mean I know on My 600 lb Life they pay about $1200 if the fatty lets them film them showering naked. $1200 seems like a really paltry sum to humiliate yourself on national TV. These production spend most the budget on crew, staff, location expenses, etc...only a small portion goes to the fatty. But given that most fatties are on SSI, any money seems lucrative. (The fact that medicaid pays for most of the medical costs makes it a pretty cheap for them to film these monsters. Dr Now would be out of business without Medicaid)

Isn't the real payment there that a guy who has successfully pulled off a miracle surgery tries it for you maybe?

 

[Mr. 0]

i hope amy's husband mike confuses one slaton sister for the other when it's dark and accidentally has sex with tammy and puts a seed in her

 

[Mangy Mutt]

i hope amy's husband mike confuses one slaton sister for the other when it's dark and accidentally has sex with tammy and puts a seed in her

Mike and a Slaton's Sister hot threesome, anyone?

Maybe that's what the mic is really there for.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Mike and a Slaton's Sister hot threesome, anyone?

Maybe that's what the mic is really there for.

Not a broom but a mic boom. Now if Maw Slaton wants to hold it then we are complete.

Wonder if Tammy is able to get knocked up to begin with, and if she is, to carry the child to term, and if she is, to give birth without dying.

 

[UH 157]

I have to say that compared to Jerry Lynn and meth-mouth, Amys husband is a fucking Adonis! So well done Amy, that man is the catch of your life.