Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Imagine what her ex co-workers could tell us about her. She’s admitted the cafeteria menu was the only thing she cared about at work. I wonder if the ladies she worked with saw an “out of order” sign on the door to the bathroom and thought “Must be Chantal...”

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I wonder if those hideous nails are glue on. Static nail makes some like that. Hard to imagine Chantel fitting in a manicure chair these days, tbh. We’ll find out soon enough; if they are glued, the first burger with the grease leaching under will pop them off, before she even has a chance to lick it off. If they are acrylic, guess we’ll have to watch the fungus fester underneath, as they all get picked off one by one, with just the ring finger left growing out to half her nail.

Am I glad I don’t live in Canada and there is no chance of going to the same salon. Can you imagine what’s on her nail dust that the next person breathes? Probably could get e-coli from her nails the way she is about poop.

It’s hilarious that a girl that out of touch with today’s styles would be giving makeup tips.

Most of the bacteria are found under the nail. I wonder why anyone would be comfortable wearing long ass nails for long knowing you have to wipe and food also gets under there. For an occassion maybe, but then take em off at the end of the night ot something. Very unhygienic. There is no way there is not literal shit caked under her nails.

There's always one survivor at the end of The Hunger Games, perhaps for scooping that last Pringle from the depths of Crumb Cleavage or to fish for 2-ply hiding in Ass Crack Canyon. May the odds be ever in his favor.
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The knuckles are no longer. There are just dimples. Even the fingerjoints are looking like Tess Munsters knees. It is extraordinary.

 

[bubble tea]

00:54 Get ready everyone. Chantal is going to show us a makeup tip!!!!!
Oh she lost her beauty blender (whatever the fuck that is) so she gives up and half-asses it?
Spoiler: her tip is to mix her moisturizer and foundation. WOW that seems like a really bad idea but I'll let the ladies weigh in.

I'm going to weigh in because makeup sperging is what I do best.

Mixing moisturizer with foundation is an old trick that some women use to sheer out their foundation. However, it's a frankly horrible idea when it comes to the longevity of the product. Sure, your face might feel supple and dewy after you apply your concoction, but it's going to settle into fine lines and slip around your face if you apply as much of it as Chantal did.

She's exceptional for doing a makeup tutorial, because foundation + moisturizer is a tinted moisturizer, not a bb cream. She really has no idea what she's talking about.

I'm horrified by the sheer amount of surface area there is on her face. I have no idea how she knows where to apply blush... it's like trying to define a fucking concrete wall. Absolutely degenerate.

 

[Fatty-boom-boom]

I'm horrified by the sheer amount of surface area there is on her face. I have no idea how she knows where to apply blush... it's like trying to define a fucking concrete wall. Absolutely degenerate.

Bitch has no cheekbones, she just rams it on both sides like she's hoping to get that model look.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Hey guys hey guys hey guys hey,

Aw, don't do the King that way. He was a fat, high, sloppy mess there at the end, but he was handsome and talented at one time. That's a far cry from anything Chantal has achieved.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I agree. Chantal is no Fat Elvis.

However, Brian Wilson was more influential than I thought.

 

[Mr Foster]

her new community post is exactly what you would think. mukbangs 3X a week, Peetz, makeup, and of course PLUS SIZE clothing hauls. and OF COURSE our gorl had to inform us she will be deleting anything negative in the comments section. i have to think this is the 15th? maybe more time we have seen and or heard this out of her. i cant wait till she breaks again . its been a fun cycle

Bold of her to think she will be able to leave her comments on

Spoiler: Not-your-mother's-bingo-wings

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Bingo Hams.

 

[foodiebloobie]

Chintal has no idea how to apply makeup, just like her look-a-like, Kailyn. Watching her use those paws of hers to slather that foundation+moisturizer on her face made me cringe. To top it off, she says she put the "extra" back in the moisturizer bottle???????? who does that????? How does applying makeup with her fingers compare to the application you get with a beauty blender? She doesn't know anything about anything except maybe the hours of operation at all her favourite food places.

 

[Neatoburrito]

she put a disclaimer on her newest video and I can’t.

 

[praktica]

I agree. Chantal is no Fat Elvis.

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However, Brian Wilson was more influential than I thought.

Brian pictured there the exact time (Smile Fire sessions) that friends and family said he went off the deep end!

Edit: just noticed Chantal's coke nail.

 

[Aldora]

So Chantal just got her Youtube money and is already wasting it, I wonder if there is some correlation to her "mental health" and the amount of money in her bank account? Because it seems to me that when she gets paid, she is happy, and when the money runs out, all of a sudden she is in the emergency room.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Aw, don't do the King that way. He was a fat, high, sloppy mess there at the end, but he was handsome and talented at one time. That's a far cry from anything Chantal has achieved.

Did Elvis ever simultaneously vomit and shoot diarrhea out his ass while wearing a thong? Didn't think so.

Chantal 1
Elvis 0

 

[Whatthefuck]

Did Elvis ever simultaneously vomit and shoot diarrhea out his ass while wearing a thong? Didn't think so.

Chantal 1
Elvis 0

Touche, though, we don't know what the bathroom looked like when they found his body.

 

[Captain Ahab]

So Chantal just got her Youtube money and is already wasting it, I wonder if there is some correlation to her "mental health" and the amount of money in her bank account? Because it seems to me that when she gets paid, she is happy, and when the money runs out, all of a sudden she is in the emergency room.

She’s probably broke as fuck. I doubt Bibi can support them both on his salary, and Chantal doesn’t make enough to cover her part of the rent, utilities, car maintenance, and her endless diets followed by Arby’s trysts. She has to eat at least 3,000 kcal every day.

 

[Dainty Ellbees]

Long time lurker, first time poster!

Jesus Christ, the speed that this cycle is going through within this past month is insane. I caught this snap of Sam looking absolutely thrilled with her during the live mukbang a couple of days ago. I think it's pretty much all of our reactions.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Long time lurker, first time poster!

Jesus Christ, the speed that this cycle is going through within this past month is insane. I caught this snap of Sam looking absolutely thrilled with her during the live mukbang a couple of days ago. I think it's pretty much all of our reactions. View attachment 769504

Welcome to the Farms!

Those poor cats. It reminds me of our Gorl and her cats who clearly despise her. I wonder if it's that cats just generally hate deathfats?

ETA: Speaking of Hamber, I wonder why Chantal doesn't have multiple scratches all over her ham hocks? If anything had a right to rip the shit out of someone it'd be Shhhammm every time she sings at him.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

How does she still have so many subscribers? I can’t figure out if people just don’t care enough to unsubscribe or if they are just lurking in on the trainwreck. Her videos are getting shit views and when she goes live the most people she gets in there is maybe 300 (people with less than 1/2 her subscribers get well over 1,000).

I’m also loving her recent contradiction: she said several times in her recent live streams that she isn’t going to engage in comments on her videos and just wants to post and go on with her life. Yet, she is patrolling comments now more than ever. This is hardly disengaging.

She’s a whole mess.

 

[Aldora]

How does she still have so many subscribers? I can’t figure out if people just don’t care enough to unsubscribe or if they are just lurking in on the trainwreck. Her videos are getting shit views and when she goes live the most people she gets in there is maybe 300 (people with less than 1/2 her subscribers get well over 1,000).

I’m also loving her recent contradiction: she said several times in her recent live streams that she isn’t going to engage in comments on her videos and just wants to post and go on with her life. Yet, she is patrolling comments now more than ever. This is hardly disengaging.

She’s a whole mess.

She may have 55,000 subscribers, but her views tell a different story, none of her videos in over two months have broken 30k views and most haven't had more than 20k. That tells me that most of her subs are either junk spam subs, or old subs that arent used anymore.

It's a warm fuzzy feeling seeing someone so desperate for attention, not getting it.

 

[Not me]

Fatty doesn't know what budgeting or saving up for the future is. Otherwise she wouldn't be so fat.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Just a little appreciation I threw together of this crazed roller coaster ride of a year that we have been witnessing so far, and it ain't even midway yet:

As for the movie it promises, it may go the way of one of Chantal's resolutions unless I can make heads or tails of a narrative arc for her. So far, it has all just been a crazy blur...