Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

lisanimelis said:
So far, yes, you're pretty much right.
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She also made an uber long post about running- with decent mention of her lung issues of course, that I'm too lazy to cap lol
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At 1 PM on the Virginia Coast, it was at least 85 Freedom degrees today (that's 29.5 communist degrees, eurofags). And this bish was snuggling in fleece. I wonder what disease she claims to have that makes her shiver uncontrollably due to having very low body fat?
 
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multiverse said:
At 1 PM on the Virginia Coast, it was at least 85 Freedom degrees today (that's 29.5 communist degrees, eurofags). And this bish was snuggling in fleece. I wonder what disease she claims to have that makes her shiver uncontrollably due to having very low body fat?
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Autonomic Thermoregulatory Instability duh she will literally die without that fleece
 
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Frazzle said:
Lmao is she seriously claiming to have osteoporosis and osteoarthritis? She just has every god damn disease under the sun.
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These I'd believe. Osteoporosis is common in anorexia. Not sure about osteoarthritis.

But to present it as a disease she just happened to develop is probably a little melodramatic - it's almost definitely due to over-exercise and malnutrition (sacrum fractures are a classic stress injury in running, especially without enough food, and I can only imagine ice skating is even worse considering the impacts).
 
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pinkbutterfly said:
These I'd believe. Osteoporosis is common in anorexia. Not sure about osteoarthritis.

But to present it as a disease she just happened to develop is probably a little melodramatic - it's almost definitely due to over-exercise and malnutrition (sacrum fractures are a classic stress injury in running, especially without enough food, and I can only imagine ice skating is even worse considering the impacts).
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Even with the anorexia she wouldn't/shouldn't have osteoporosis by this point unless she was to the degree that the lich queen is. She without a doubt is going to have osteoporosis onset by 30 but I doubt she has it already it still takes a bit of time to develop that much bone loss. She definitely doesn't have osteoarthritis. The only risk factor she has for it is being a woman. It's a disease of aging and I'm pretty sure most studies agree that exercise like running is actually beneficial for osteoarthritis or at worst neutral. Being fat as hell and torturing your knees to carry the weight is a far worse risk factor. Either way she is what, 24 or something? Osteoporosis and osteoarthritis at this age is just unlikely as fuck.
 
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Frazzle said:
Even with the anorexia she wouldn't/shouldn't have osteoporosis by this point unless she was to the degree that the lich queen is. She without a doubt is going to have osteoporosis onset by 30 but I doubt she has it already it still takes a bit of time to develop that much bone loss. She definitely doesn't have osteoarthritis. The only risk factor she has for it is being a woman. It's a disease of aging and I'm pretty sure most studies agree that exercise like running is actually beneficial for osteoarthritis or at worst neutral. Being fat as hell and torturing your knees to carry the weight is a far worse risk factor. Either way she is what, 24 or something? Osteoporosis and osteoarthritis at this age is just unlikely as fuck.
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I thought osteoporosis was part of the female athlete triad/relative energy deficiency in sport or whatever it's called now. It's not limited to lich queens.

My guess on the osteoarthritis is joint issues from skating or related injuries, if anything, and she's blown it up to an osteoarthritis diagnosis.
 
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Questionable Ceviche said:
Anna claims of illness and the resulting disability caused by it don't make sense when you factor in that she likely isn't on an assistance program of some sort. Someone with illnesses as severe as what she claims to have would certainly be on SSDI or some other program to assist with the costs of treatment. The fact that Anna is enrolled in no such programs is a reg flag about the legitimacy of her claims. Anna had to munch her self into getting an ostomy and even then she's still an obvious faker.
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People with any disability or disease are often one of two kinds:

1. Those who accept the help they are entitled to have and use it well so they won't be left behind
2. Those who say "fuck this shit", try to be as normal as possible and barely ever talk about it beyond necessary because they're trying to live fulfilling lives.

Anna is neither.
 
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pinkbutterfly said:
I thought osteoporosis was part of the female athlete triad/relative energy deficiency in sport or whatever it's called now. It's not limited to lich queens.

My guess on the osteoarthritis is joint issues from skating or related injuries, if anything, and she's blown it up to an osteoarthritis diagnosis.
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the good "doctor" probably confused osteoporosis/arthritis with osteopenia, which means lower-than-normal bone density.
 
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Durable Mike Malloy said:
I thought it might be worth summing up Anna's disability-in-academia saga in the context of NVU-Johnsons's stated policies.

So, she claimed to be completing and submitting undergraduate coursework from her hospital bed:
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And she complained that she had to do this because she hated to ask for "special privileges" and her professors were only "...semi-understanding [unamused emoji, sad emoji, loud crying emoji]".
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Later, Anna explicitly claimed she did not file for disability accommodations because she did not want her professors to find out she was ill and go easy on her.

Of course, this does not make sense and it is not how things work in real life. In schools that rely heavily on short-term, part-time faculty, instructors typically have very little authority to waive deadlines or otherwise deviate from written policy. This is almost certainly why Anna's professors were only "semi-understanding," likely referring her concerns to a different administrative entity.

As others have noted, having a disability recognized by disabilities support services at a college or university tends to involve a great deal of paperwork and documentation. And depending on the school, this process can be a weirdly antagonistic pain in the ass, even in cases of obvious need.

At most schools, including NVU-Johnson, students who have successfully completed the documentation process can choose to disclose their accommodations on a course-by-course basis, and may even choose to invoke these accommodations assignment-by-assignment. If the student opts for disclosure, all the professor hears is the specific accommodations they are required to provide. This is usually something along the lines of flexible deadlines, or sending exams to a learning center so they can be administered untimed or in a distraction-free environment.

At NVU-Johnson, only students with documented disabilities may be allotted additional time for the completion of courses. If Anna had a documented disability on file, this would've been the easy and obvious way to handle her end-of-semester hospitalization.

Without a documented disability, Anna's ileostomy clearly falls under the umbrella of "serious mitigating circumstances."

This would've entitled her to take an Incomplete grade for the semester, and once she completed any outstanding coursework, she could appeal to have the I resolved to a traditional letter grade. This is different from being allotted additional time to complete the course, as she would not have been eligible to participate in commencement and would likely be required to pay an additional semesters' fees in order to resolve the I. It seems probable that Anna rejected the accommodations for which she was eligible, in favor of completing her very easy courses while hopped up on painkillers in her hospital bed.

In any case, all that is behind her. Now she is on a family vacation at a "super-duper fancy resort near the beach," wearing a cozy fleece jacket despite temperatures in the low 90s:
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If Anna can restrain herself from posting bikini photos that showcase the poop bag, I will be really pleasantly surprised.
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I don't know if I've said it before, but this thread is one of my favorites on the site thanks to your utterly meticulous documentation and your ability to not only remember, but instantly summon photo proof of contradictions in Anna's spaghetti bowl of a life story in order to point out how Anna is full of shit. You deserve some kind of medal.

Also, that photo is some fucking horrifying creepypasta material.

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lisanimelis said:
It really is. Why won't she take a bit of the effort she spends on the unfitting dark liner and put it toward drawing herself some eyebrows?(:_(
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I think it's because she doesn't put any effort into it at all. If you look closely you can see how uneven the edges of her lines are. I think she just grabs the pencil and drags it over her lash lines. The line is the same thickness all around, which leads me to believe she never even sharpens her pencil.
 
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multiverse said:
I like how she doesn't understand that everyone "wins" these vacation drawings - because they're used to try to sell you timeshare vacation homes once they verify your credit score.
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The decor in the background sure looks a lot more like what I'd expect from a shitty timeshare, not a "super duper fancy resort."
swiggety_swoogitty said:
As someone involved in higher ed., I’m sure she’s one of THOSE students who offers to bring in her hospital bracelet/email a photo of herself at the hospital/ bring in a drs note AFTER the damn deadline has passed. Professors literally do not care why you missed the deadline. There is nothing you can say they haven’t heard before...death in family, chronic illness, giving birth, whatever. Either you get accommodations from the disability office, apply for an incomplete, withdraw from the class, or just do better on your other assignments/tests. They aren’t paid enough to make up and grade an extra credit assignment or Proctor a test another day just for you. I’m sure Anna was shocked when her schtick didn’t work on a prof.
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Heh, this. Anna has a long, self-documented history of becoming ill in order to escape uncomfortable situations - if you look at her story from an angle and squint, it's kind of nice that she resolved not to use health woes as an excuse to avoid her undergraduate coursework. But the fact that she believes life with illness or disability is life on easy mode just shows how coddled and sheltered she's been, and how tenuously her many ostensible ailments are connected to reality.

Depending on the school, interacting with disabilities support services and arranging accommodations can be the equivalent of a part-time administrative job on top of being a full-time student. Maybe Anna actually thought her professors would hold her to a low standard if they believed she was ill, but she definitely believed this story would seem credible to others. I'm certain she expected a hospital selfie would surely result in waived assignments and extended deadlines. For all their promotional text about being a "campus family," NVU-Johnson definitely doesn't pay their mostly-part-time-and-short-term faculty enough to care.

On vacation, Anna failed to completely remove her eyeliner before going to bed, and is using the dark circles of smeared makeup around her eyes to illustrate her tired and worn-down state:
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Also, note the University of Delaware shirt. She's revived the story that she had to abandon her promising undergraduate education and athletic career due to chronic illness, when of course, she never matriculated and instead busied herself with starving alone in her creepy apartment until her family sent her erstwhile homeschool prom date to bring her home.
 
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Durable Mike Malloy said:
Also, note the University of Delaware shirt. She's revived the story that she had to abandon her promising undergraduate education and athletic career due to chronic illness, when of course, she never matriculated and instead busied herself with starving alone in her creepy apartment until her family sent her erstwhile homeschool prom date to bring her home.
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Don't be so negative! UDel Anna was the best Anna and she is clearly just reliving her glory days. UDel Anna is how we got the cucumber dick, the apple inexplicably placed in a plastic cup, cereal that was just vegetables covered in cinnamon floating in a moat of almond juice, and the dried dog shit protein loops she called donuts. I never knew there were so many foods that were 10 calories or less per serving or that baby carrots are immortal until I witnessed her stunning career at that prestigious academy.
 
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Pronoun Party said:
I don't know if I've said it before, but this thread is one of my favorites on the site thanks to your utterly meticulous documentation and your ability to not only remember, but instantly summon photo proof of contradictions in Anna's spaghetti bowl of a life story in order to point out how Anna is full of shit. You deserve some kind of medal.

Also, that photo is some fucking horrifying creepypasta material.

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Here, I made it less creepy:
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