Perhaps some of you don’t know but when people start dying from long illnesses (like cancer for example), when the body starts shutting down the feet and hands swell up in the days / hours prior to passing away.
Well fuck, the fingers don’t even blow up as much as Chantal’s.
Sheesh. I go away on business for a few days & all of this happens.
Thank you everyone for filling me in on all things Chantal so I don't have to watch.
From what I'm seeing & reading, it looks like Chantal has no intention of reaching 40, and the biggest thing of all? She lied about a blood clot on her lung & her cysts are fake. No one with those problems continues to eat like this.
Or perhaps she's eating as if these are the last days of her life. Maybe they are.
This is how a glutton lives -for food. Day & night, food.
Chantal doesn't have an 'eating disorder' - she is a glutton. She has stated that food is worth being fat for. OK, fat is one thing, but Chantal surpassed fat 100 pounds ago. I'm not sure how to describe her now. Even morbidly obese doesn't truly give someone an idea of how enormous she must be IRL. Between the high blood pressure she must have (but lies about) & the shortness of breath while sitting, her heart could stop any second. Maybe her days are numbered after all.
Over 400 pounds & food is all she thinks about. Pretty pathetic.
The fingers are too much. Even the 80s shiny pink color turns me off, those talons on those fat fingers dipped into sauces and dripping with grease, it’s just too much for my stomach.
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Humpty is building herself up for quite a big fall, I hope she keeps this up for a while, June might be better than April. Also, say what you want about her FUPA getting in the way of that tray, but goddammit, our gorl is getting her moneys worth one way or another lol.
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Humpty is building herself up for quite a big fall, I hope she keeps this up for a while, June might be better than April. Also, say what you want about her FUPA getting in the way of that tray, but goddammit, our gorl is getting her moneys worth one way or another lol.
Here is the cunty belligerent mukbang I’ve been waiting for! How horrifying. She is so focused on the high she’s getting from eating she’s completely incoherent. She gets 3 words out and then the next 30 seconds is grunting, groaning, fake manic laughter, chewing, slurping, gasping for air, the sound of her wiping her greasy paws directly on her pants. She says the purpose of the video is to explain her “logic” but she can barely form a sentence.
It would be a mercy to us all if she just croaked like that, face down on her car tray in a pile of slop. God.
Listening to Chantal explain how intermittent fasting (which everyone does without even trying) and eating some cucumbers & a multi-vitamin somehow cancels out eating enough fast food to feed a three person family is like listening to a four year old trying to argue that 1+1 doesn’t equal 2 because they just don’t feel like it.
Today in the comment section, the cliche of the day is "on point" as in "your makeup is on point" Buncha lemmings all switch to the same cliche catchphrases at the same time, somebody needs to study that phenomenon. This year, they have switched en masse from "you go girl" to "you got this" to "you do you" to "your makeup is on point". It is remarkable what dum dums are attracted to our fat mukbanger guru.
I'm literally 2:10 into her newest video of the Taco Bell car mukbang and she's defending her tray "people make fun of the tray but it's really practical if you do mukbangs in the car".
That's the point - people do not normally do "mukbangs in the car".
As I joked earlier with her recent live stream after eating BK and she posted her schedule in the Community section - that if so far BK, then Starbucks followed by a Wendy's dinner, then tonight is Taco Bell.. what the fuck is going to be her 'cheat day'.
She's definitely on a shit food binge much like how after her failed water and grape fasts including the "I ate all the HelloFresh so I'll also eat half of the cake that I will lie about not eating the first half even though I have several videos of making it known Malan doesn't like cake because I have a video of me eating his birthday cake".
There was a quote in the news cycle this week that reminded me of Chantal "'It is The Nature of Grotesque Things That You Can't Look Away". That's pretty much applicable.
Hey - someone asked about missing videos for the archive. I don't have live streams but I do have all the other videos except the faux vegan orange chicken video that was up for only a few minutes.
Do I upload?
ETA: I'm at 2:46 as she's gorging on the fries full of the packet hot sauce, sour cream "OMG guys, I haven't eaten in like...forever... I'm doing the intermittent fasting again... do not under estimate the power of IF...and I had a second dinner of korean noodles and packet of chicken late last night" and she's about to edumacate us on something she miserably failed at inthe past. She can't know the power of jack fucking shit if she has failed to do it over and over. If I want to see the power of IF mixed with a car mukbang, I'll watch the Hodge Twins.
The korean noodles is a ramen like packet. She was worried she'd be SWOLLEN after eating them due to the sodium. WTF -Hamberlyn much? BUt she didn't get swollen because she drank water and ate cucumbers. She's apparently now a cucumber expert yet she fails to see how she's so cunty with her attitude of being a
"know it all know nothing" person with strong condescending tones. Oh man. That's only four minutes in. I'll have to stop yammering and watch this total shit show.
Lordy. This woman... "I do what I want! Respect muh authoratayyyy!!"
Jesus. I'm only partway through her latest Taco Bell car binge and it's pretty amazing how manic and smug Our Lady of the Chins is.
First she declares that we all made fun of her binge tray, but "IT'S PRACTICAL" for mukbangers like her.
Then after countless smacks, groans and foodgasms, she asserts that these fast food feasts are proof that she IS taking her health seriously. Because if she only eats "boring" food, she'll binge more.
That might be the problem, Chintal. Fruits and veggies, all those healthy, whole foods that you take pictures of and post on IG with inspirational quotes about "food being thy medicine" but don't actually eat - you're bored by and "ahh-bore". Just like exercising.
Looking forward to the recaps, the smacking, open-mouthed chewing and food slopping is a bit more than I can take. It still amazes me that she is in her mid-30's and never learned to not eat or behave like a crazed hyena.
what a pathetic excuse for a human being - i wonder what is gonna kill her because i dont think she is gonna be here much longer (and by here i mean living on earth, gorl aint going anywherer from youtube)
Five minutes in and she's still talking about food. She's shoving food into her mouth while reminiscing about all the food she shoveled in yesterday, eye rolls and all. Something about noodles with bacon. Didn't she swear she'd never eat bacon again?
She considers intermittent fasting a victory because when she woke up this morning she "wasn't swollen at all!" despite the shit she ate yesterday.
Does she realize that swelling from food isn't something normal people experience? She talks about her swollen feet - I don't know anyone that has ever had swollen feet outside of a medical issue. That's not normal, Chantal. That isn't relatable. Most people don't eat enough sodium in two meals to warrant uncomfortable and noticeable swelling. It's not a victory that you avoided swelling. It's tragic.
These deathfat level cows honestly have no idea what it's like to be thin, or eat normally, or not swell from their diet, or touch their toes, or properly use a normal sized toilet seat, or thoroughly clean themselves. It's disgusting.
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literal image of Chantal after explaining how healthy cucumbers are and helped her from being "swollen from sodium" after eating a korean ramen packet.
'So honestly, for people like me, it's about finding balance". No, balance is not eating shit food and then waiting 8 hours to eat more shit food in ginormous amounts. NO one believes after this shit meal you'll eat only fruits and veggies. Again, she's tried this before and miserably failed. Wow. She's an infinite loop of stupid.
There's a warning, this video contains burps and eating noises.
She's fixed her tray. It no longer falls off. She got diet soda. Don't drink your calories says the 400 pounder with a knowing grin.
She got two crunch wrap spicy cheetos things. She's been wanting to try them. She got about 20 packets of hot sauce. RIP her asshole. She also got cinnamon twists. She's never had them although I'm pretty sure she ate them on a mukbang last year.
She pulls something out and doesn't remember what she ordered. Orgasm noise as she tries it. She got a fry supreme. It's like a taco bell poutine. She has to be careful not to get any on her new white shirt. She does one of the odd AL like "yeaaaAAss" that are becoming more common.
She adds about 4 packets of hot sauce and gives us a beauty bite!
She has not yet ate today, she is trying IF again and don't underestimate its power guyz. She had a lot of sodium last night, including eating a fucking rotisserie chicken and ramen. She thought for sure she'd be <wait for it>
SWOLLEN today but she's not. Because she ate cucumbers she believes. They also keep you regular. Lecture cuntal mode is fully engaged so far. Remember don't drink calories as well.
She's moved on to the crunch wrap supreme. Orgasm noises. She got her first cheeto and did a little pleasure giggle before finishing off the hot sauce packet with her lips.
On days when she "eats like this it will be fruits and veggies the rest of the day". When she doesn't she'll have more leeway.
Orgasm noises as the crunch wrap supreme is devoured. Eliminating her problem foods was "counterproductive". It will actually help her more to eat like this. This is "the bomb" as she spills some on her shirt. She puts a bib on but it's just a napkin really as she giggles at her gluttony.
She's telling us because in a weird way she IS taking her health seriously. As she consumes 2K worth of fast food in one sitting. You combine these mukbangs with cucumbers, IF and fruit (so she doesn't get scurvy) and it's going to work.
She doesn't think the Taco Bell hot sauce is hot but she eats it because it tastes good. No talking for about a minute just eating.
Still eating. She's just going to...*laughs*, still eating, oh she just trailed off on that thought. New line of thought: she's reviewing a scale. Big gulp of "diet soda". It's a high tech scale measures body fat and "all that stuff so". Shoves fries in her mouth. Continues: she does know the scale she has works because when she went to the docs they weighed her and it was same as at home. She is dipping the rest of the crunch supreme into the sour cream of the fries.
The thing is she "LIKES DOING THESE MUKBANG VIDEOS." So, *big gulp of soda* and here comes our first "woooah" that indicates a bit of regret and fullness. She drove so far she says because she was so hungry. OK change of thought forget the scale she ordered a microphone from Amazon. Don't tell Peetz. Lol, she says "when you get from Amazon prime it's a company that delivers". No shit, that's what Amazon prime is? She burps and does a dainty "excuse me" then burbs again and shouts CENSORSHIP SUCKS. Someone will say "well you will (chantal) censor your comments" and she says then "don't get on her nerves." Just joking!
Only the 2nd crunch wrap and the cinnamon things are left. Upon 1st bite of the 2nd wrap she goes full orgasm. She starts to say something, but eats again for awhile, orgasm noises. Big gulp of diet soda, big sigh. Gotta be getting close to the end.
Ok she's still trying to explain why she's doing mukbangs again. She's not an "inspirational channel" in case you didn't know or are new around here. She hates weight loss culture. Says the person that has tried the potato diet and the medical medium and the grape fast. She is now "triggered by it" and she woke up today and "got to do what the hell I want". If she eats anything else today she'll just have cucumbers and cantaloupe.
She's going to not do a video this weekend because she has videos planned for next week and needs to take the weekend to work on future content like mysteries. They "take research". More eating. Almost through the crunchwrap it stood no chance. She got the new sofa. It's comfie she says.
They threw the old couch out. How environmentally conscious of her. But Bibi wants to keep it so it's just in storage. Kinda sounds like they aren't a couple. "Have at it" she says about Bibi keeping the couch.
She's got a little hot sauce left and the cinnamon twists. She brushes off her blouse and says "well guyz" signalling, mercifully the end of the video. She considers keeping the hot sauce in her car before deciding on her purse. The tray doesn't get wiped down but in the future she'll buy wipes for it. Loud massive burp and she says she's "pretty full" but she could have had some more maybe. The fries tho were really filling. Her Taco Bell craving is gone.
She thanks us for watching and listening and she'll see us in the next video.
She's fixed her tray. It no longer falls off. She got diet soda. Don't drink your calories says the 400 pounder with a knowing grin.
She got two crunch wrap spicy cheetos things. She's been wanting to try them. She got about 20 packets of hot sauce. RIP her asshole. She also got cinnamon twists. She's never had them although I'm pretty sure she ate them on a mukbang last year.
She pulls something out and doesn't remember what she ordered. Orgasm noise as she tries it. She got a fry supreme. It's like a taco bell poutine. She has to be careful not to get any on her new white shirt. She does one of the odd AL like "yeaaaAAss" that are becoming more common.
She adds about 4 packets of hot sauce and gives us a beauty bite!
She has not yet ate today, she is trying IF again and don't underestimate its power guyz. She had a lot of sodium last night, including eating a fucking rotisserie chicken and ramen. She thought for sure she'd be <wait for it>
SWOLLEN today but she's not. Because she ate cucumbers she believes. They also keep you regular. Lecture cuntal mode is fully engaged so far. Remember don't drink calories as well.
She's moved on to the crunch wrap supreme. Orgasm noises. She got her first cheeto and did a little pleasure giggle before finishing off the hot sauce packet with her lips.
On days when she "eats like this it will be fruits and veggies the rest of the day". When she doesn't she'll have more leeway.
Orgasm noises as the crunch wrap supreme is devoured. Eliminating her problem foods was "counterproductive". It will actually help her more to eat like this. This is "the bomb" as she spills some on her shirt. She puts a bib on but it's just a napkin really as she giggles at her gluttony.
She's telling us because in a weird way she IS taking her health seriously. As she consumes 2K worth of fast food in one sitting. You combine these mukbangs with cucumbers, IF and fruit (so she doesn't get scurvy) and it's going to work.
She doesn't think the Taco Bell hot sauce is hot but she eats it because it tastes good. No talking for about a minute just eating.
Still eating. She's just going to...*laughs*, still eating, oh she just trailed off on that thought. New line of thought: she's reviewing a scale. Big gulp of "diet soda". It's a high tech scale measures body fat and "all that stuff so". Shoves fries in her mouth. Continues: the scale she does have works because when the went to the docs they weighed her and it was same as at home. She is dipping the rest of the crunch supreme into the sour cream of the fries.
The thing is the LIKES DOING THESE MUKBANG VIDEOS. So, *big gulp of soda* and here comes our first "woooah" that indicates a bit of regret and fullness. She drove so far she says because she was so hungry. OK change of thought forget the scale she ordered a microphone from Amazon. Don't tell Peetz. Lol, she says "when you get from Amazon prime it's a company that delivers". No shit, that's what Amazon prime is? She burps and does a dainty "excuse me" then burbs again and shouts CENSORSHIP SUCKS. Someone will say "well you will (chantal) censor your comments" and she says then "don't get on her nerves." Just joking!
Only the 2nd crunch wrap and the cinnamon things are left. Upon 1st bite of the 2nd wrap she goes full orgasm. She starts to say something, but eats again for awhile, orgasm noises. Big gulp of diet soda, big sigh. Gotta be getting close to the end.
Ok she's still trying to explain why she's doing mukbangs again. She's not an "inspirational channel" in case you didn't know or are new around here. She hates weight loss culture. Says the person that has tried the potato diet and the medical medium and the grape fast. She is now "triggered by it" and she woke up today and "got to do what the hell I want". If she eats anything else today she'll just have cucumbers and cantaloupe.
She's going to not do a video this weekend because she has videos planned for next week and needs to take the weekend to work on future content like mysteries. They "take research". More eating. Almost through the crunchwrap it stood no chance. She got the new sofa. It's comfie she says.
They threw the old couch out. How environmentally conscious of her. But Bibi wants to keep it so it's just in storage. Kinda sounds like they aren't a couple. "Have at it" she says about Bibi keeping the couch.
She's got a little hot sauce left and the cinnamon twists. She brushes off her blouse and says "well guyz" signalling, mercifully the end of the video. She considers keeping the hot sauce in her car before deciding on her purse. The tray doesn't get wiped down but in the future she'll buy wipes for it. Loud massive burp and she says she's "pretty full" but she could have had some more maybe. The fries tho were really filling. Her Taco Bell craving is gone.
She thanks us for watching and listening and she'll see us in the next video.
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