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I'd ask if she's retardēd enough to think that No Soliciting signs apply to legal papers, but I'm pretty sure I already know the answer. This women's complete lack of grasp on what she's facing is awe inspiring in the same way the Hindenburg crash was. She's about the same size as well so that's appropriate.
 
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The 8 of Spades said:
I'd ask if she's retardēd enough to think that No Soliciting signs apply to legal papers, but I'm pretty sure I already know the answer. This women's complete lack of grasp on what she's facing is awe inspiring in the same way the Hindenburg crash was. She's about the same size as well so that's appropriate.
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It's gonna take her a while to get through that first stage of grief.
 
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Wonder if Jamie is going to try to use that as a "Get out of court free card"

Jamie: "I had a no soliciting sign which means that he can't legally serve me the papers at my address because that's solicitation based on my understanding of the word"
 
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Wonder if Jamie is going to try to use that as a "Get out of court free card"

Jamie: "I had a no soliciting sign which means that he can't legally serve me the papers at my address because that's solicitation based on my understanding of the word"
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She would get BTFO by the judge so hard if she was stupid enough to try that.
 
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She's lucky they were polite enough to put it on her door after all her ducking. We used to do some questionable/shady shit to get papers into people's hands and then hit them with the Polaroid showing they have received them and then get the fuck out of dodge before an assault charge happens.
 
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We used to do some questionable/shady shit to get papers into people's hands and then hit them with the Polaroid showing they have received them and then get the fuck out of dodge before an assault charge happens.
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Now I want to hear more about this.
 
Be Jamie Marchi,

Life is good. You ousted a menace. You live about your life, acting nice to people but also thinking about how pathetic they are and how they should worship you. You are a goddess, a divine being. Unbreakable.

One day, you notice a basketball player in a suit approaching your door. He has papers. You shut the blinds. Impossible, this is not part of your life! This must be a dream. Yeah, just a nightmare! I'll wake up. You look outside. He disappeared, driving off.

This same nightmare happens 4 more times. In the middle of the day. The basketball player won't leave you alone. Disgusting creature.

It eventually stops. You see ants on Twitter trying to suck up your life blood by saying that you were being served. You squash them without a second thought. Still powerful.

You head to Anime North for a convention. Your notifications are blowing up. People are showing images of your door, papers attached to them via Martin Luther. You KNOW it's the basketball player again. It's not a dream.

At the convention, you are answering questions at a panel. An man stands up, clearly too exceptional to be a threat. But he says it.

"How is Vic?"

Your blood boils, your eyes pop out. You start screaming at him, claiming that he'll never get laid and that he's a nobody. He's escorted out. The few people left at your panel clap.

A few weeks later, you hear about yourself being on the news. You're excited! You're claim to fame is out there as a no-nonsense goddess voice actress! You find the article and you gawk for several minutes. Tears flow down your eyes as your heart fills with despair. The article title reads:

Voice Actress Jamie Marchi, Racist and Ableist Monster of the Anime Community

Your world is ending, crumbling around your already decimated mind.
 
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Now I want to hear more about this.
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One of my cousin's who was a county Sheriff's Deputy at the time taught me this one. This was mainly for evasive targets we knew but couldn't bag, but the court dragged its ass to allow alternative methods of notification. Stake them out, wait for them to go to work, or shopping or whatever and follow them. While they're doing whatever, use packing tape (the clear kind) and with a blank piece of paper on top, tape the papers to the front of their windshield, right where it'd become a visibility issue, then wait. When they come back, go WTF, peel it off and look at it, BAM! GOT YOU! Let them know they got served then run like hell, because they're usually pissed.

The problem with this was because you were actually touching their belongings, they'd try to argue vandalism. The clear tape left little to no residue and if they didn't peel it properly, still didn't become a visibility issue. The extra sheet of paper was to protect the actual document from tearing or anything else they may try to argue.

And I don't know the rules for CA anymore, as it was a long time ago, but that was for the really hard targets and when you got sick of their shit. But point being; you're supposed to always present yourself as factually as possible "I'm X, I'm here to Y." Don't need to say you're serving papers, just "need to talk" or something else. No one likes ambushing, because that gets them mad, but if you can't avoid it, you can't avoid it.
 
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PomegranateKing said:
I can already see the entire week leading to MoRon's hearing being about this crap. The KickVicers will undoubtedly scream victimization from dusk to dawn. They'll use it in any and every twitter argument. And if someone does the same to Vic they'll just cry "Well someone did it to US FIRST!"
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Good. Let them. If these idiotic cunts think getting asked one question they can blow off is bad, just wait until they have to answer hundreds or thousands that they can't, no matter how much they cry and moan about what victims they are.
 
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It's amazing just how hard Marchi is attempt to reject reality and replace it with her own.

For here, reality is that Vic's a monster, she did her part, it should be over, anyone who tells her that imploded and she's now being sued for lying is full of shit, even though no shit court papers have been legally registered as being dropped on her.
 
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