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Currently talking about her bathroom habits while getting angry that people are around her car. Classic Chantal. She went and shit in the Pizza Pizza. She says the nails make it harder to wipe her ass.
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Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Currently talking about her bathroom habits while getting angry that people are around her car. Classic Chantal. She went and shit in the Pizza Pizza. She says the nails make it harder to wipe her ass.
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>2,323 SHU made her cry
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I hope no one in this forum is currently at Pizza Pizza at her location... she's heading in to blow up the toilet. Best part: she left her stream live.
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That karatejoe douche yelling at people in her comments (and deleting stuff left and right, apparently) is a perfect example of giving an unimportant person a small taste of power.
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Can’t use the bathroom at home, Bibi’s there with his girl. They have a strict “no multiple massive dumps in one night” house rule on Actual Date Night.
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Where did three chin go? We must post a missing persons for them!@
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I was watching a reaction video to her chimp out video and she says thanks to her loyal viewers. It occured to me, well, I'm a loyal viewer. I have watched all her videos, every one. That makes me loyal and a viewer. Soooooo, she means me, right? Feels good man
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Does she carry her wiping buddy wand with her when she goes to public shitter or she doesn't wipe at all? We know she can't reach her behind with them to rex arms. Can you imagine sitting in a restaurant and that hambeast waddles in proudly marching towards the lavatory with a wiping device in her hand? Jfc
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Hams are notorious for not flushing or cleaning up after themselves among food service and restaurant staff. I wouldn't doubt that, if they're already willing to leave a poo splatter on the wall behind, they would probably just not wipe in public and clean themselves later.
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I refilled my cocktail and checked her page, she wants to park somewhere else, get somewhere else. Her phone may die, and she should be home right now, but doesn't know why she doesn't want to go home. Bibi Still thinks she's out for a quick drive.
Portable charger is at home - who the fuck doesn't have a car charger?
She was talking about how how Peetz shouldn't flick boogers,only she can. Now she's ranting about Walmart never having enough cashiers. "A family of 11 bought the whole fucking store... one family was at the cash for like a half hour". Self check out is like, some like some is not friendly.
Walmart has some good stuff, has some healthy stuff like boneless chicken breasts. How vegan of her... but didn't get any junk food. But gots some fake mozz that didn't melt and not stretchy and threw out 'not real cheese anyways"
Heavy breathing.... talks about the Wolfe Pit and his reviews of Dollar Food meat which is usually nasty and filled with water. SHe doesn't understand why she's out of breath right now, earlier.. and wasn't going to go to the hospital earlier because she was fat, and not a medical condition and commentators pushed her to do so.
She's now at 96 minutes... she's now saying she feels another bathroom trip... "Shoud I go home (hahaha) and she's on welbatrin or Warafin (sp?). Says her stomach is more upset since 'starting that crap"
Someone suggests she goes to Pizza Pizza a THIRD time...for her to shit. She'll hold it in to go home, starts yawning.
She's going to drive somewhere, for water, and no real reason in particular. Water and to shit.. she's going to drive down a dark alley and asking where to put the camera.
She's fucked up.
She's moving locations, for water, lost one earring, always loses an earring, lost her new water bottle, Contemplating going to Tim Hortons, Taco Bell is closed, it's Sunday at 11:00 PM and not many places to go, asking to go to McD's and she's going to Tim Hortons, is it open? SHe can't tell but will find out.
She orders water at tim hortons. Parked in the dark, still streaming.
Seems she needs the feedback from her youtube fans, being asked for a ghost story. Gulps water down and "Tim Hortons water is cold" and refers to her wanting to see a ghost. Thinks that ghosts mean life after death... but the bitch is still going.
If I told any of my partners in my LTR's I was going out for a drive, and then out for like over an hour and a half and was recorded online on YouTube? I think I'd lose my shit.
SHe can't do a downtown tour with Peetz because she's basically too out of shape. She's laughing about how creepy it is where she's parked.
Fuck she just talks a shit ton about nothing in particular. But man, and now she's saying she's too hyper and needs to relax more. She's talking about a 'crap closet"
Chantal is now freaked out by either fire works or heat lightning... no, it's cheap ass fireworks. Yep, definitely fireworks.
Bibi is monotone, not much reflection, flat in tone, and stern and he had to come to the ER visits and careful. He ratted on her to the nurse, and that says he'll do something and doesn't do it? NOt sure what the fuck her point is about the crap closets. Bibi needs to practice english.. her battery is at 15%... and hell, seems to not really acknowledge last time she cleaned closet pizza boxes were discovered.
She's about to be done, finally. "Talk aboooottt" the lost girls of Panama... really weird" going to go home and charge phone.
TWo dutch girls went to Panama, volunteered, borded with a family and went on a hike And "i need to figure it out" they went missing and body parts found and speculation as to the cause of their deaths.
"honestly times I went out to binge and lied to him about it, and I cheated on him with food" when responding to being asked about bibi and this live stream and her being out for like 2 hours. So she admits she lies to him about eating and that it's not sex, but her eating that causes for a cheat with him.
Wow, she really has no idea how much she reveals in her casusal conversations. ANd she's out of breath and about to sign off.
She's going home now, needs to relax, Torrid haul showing next week (though she recorded wearing them)
FINALLY OVER.
SHe's
Portable charger is at home - who the fuck doesn't have a car charger?
She was talking about how how Peetz shouldn't flick boogers,only she can. Now she's ranting about Walmart never having enough cashiers. "A family of 11 bought the whole fucking store... one family was at the cash for like a half hour". Self check out is like, some like some is not friendly.
Walmart has some good stuff, has some healthy stuff like boneless chicken breasts. How vegan of her... but didn't get any junk food. But gots some fake mozz that didn't melt and not stretchy and threw out 'not real cheese anyways"
Heavy breathing.... talks about the Wolfe Pit and his reviews of Dollar Food meat which is usually nasty and filled with water. SHe doesn't understand why she's out of breath right now, earlier.. and wasn't going to go to the hospital earlier because she was fat, and not a medical condition and commentators pushed her to do so.
She's now at 96 minutes... she's now saying she feels another bathroom trip... "Shoud I go home (hahaha) and she's on welbatrin or Warafin (sp?). Says her stomach is more upset since 'starting that crap"
Someone suggests she goes to Pizza Pizza a THIRD time...for her to shit. She'll hold it in to go home, starts yawning.
She's going to drive somewhere, for water, and no real reason in particular. Water and to shit.. she's going to drive down a dark alley and asking where to put the camera.
She's fucked up.
She's moving locations, for water, lost one earring, always loses an earring, lost her new water bottle, Contemplating going to Tim Hortons, Taco Bell is closed, it's Sunday at 11:00 PM and not many places to go, asking to go to McD's and she's going to Tim Hortons, is it open? SHe can't tell but will find out.
She orders water at tim hortons. Parked in the dark, still streaming.
Seems she needs the feedback from her youtube fans, being asked for a ghost story. Gulps water down and "Tim Hortons water is cold" and refers to her wanting to see a ghost. Thinks that ghosts mean life after death... but the bitch is still going.
If I told any of my partners in my LTR's I was going out for a drive, and then out for like over an hour and a half and was recorded online on YouTube? I think I'd lose my shit.
SHe can't do a downtown tour with Peetz because she's basically too out of shape. She's laughing about how creepy it is where she's parked.
Fuck she just talks a shit ton about nothing in particular. But man, and now she's saying she's too hyper and needs to relax more. She's talking about a 'crap closet"
Chantal is now freaked out by either fire works or heat lightning... no, it's cheap ass fireworks. Yep, definitely fireworks.
Bibi is monotone, not much reflection, flat in tone, and stern and he had to come to the ER visits and careful. He ratted on her to the nurse, and that says he'll do something and doesn't do it? NOt sure what the fuck her point is about the crap closets. Bibi needs to practice english.. her battery is at 15%... and hell, seems to not really acknowledge last time she cleaned closet pizza boxes were discovered.
She's about to be done, finally. "Talk aboooottt" the lost girls of Panama... really weird" going to go home and charge phone.
TWo dutch girls went to Panama, volunteered, borded with a family and went on a hike And "i need to figure it out" they went missing and body parts found and speculation as to the cause of their deaths.
"honestly times I went out to binge and lied to him about it, and I cheated on him with food" when responding to being asked about bibi and this live stream and her being out for like 2 hours. So she admits she lies to him about eating and that it's not sex, but her eating that causes for a cheat with him.
Wow, she really has no idea how much she reveals in her casusal conversations. ANd she's out of breath and about to sign off.
She's going home now, needs to relax, Torrid haul showing next week (though she recorded wearing them)
FINALLY OVER.
SHe's
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- ETA: When Chantal was reading/mumbling the question about cysts she said "polycystic ovarian" specifically and I missed it the first time. Sorry about that.
- An obvious troll said she looks skinny, and she believed it.
- When suggested that she become an Uber driver she said, "EW, no!" Like anyone would want to get in her garbage and fart filled binge mobile.
- "Should I go somewhere else and get something else to drink?" Ice cream is a drink to Chantal.
- She said she doesn't want to go home. Gee, I wonder why? Couldn't possibly be because Bibi and his sister/wife are there.
- "I HATE WALMART!" She keeps calling the cashier "cash". She's too stupid to use self-checkouts.
- Says she eats cucumbers when snacking. Sure, she doesn't also eat a block of cheese and something smothered in sriracha sauce.
- She said she once threw out a sandwich because the cheese didn't melt the way she wanted.
- "I'm more out of breath now than I was earlier. I don't know why." Guzzling sugar when you're 400lbs couldn't possibly contribute to that.
- Says that bigger people just have a hard time breathing.
- Now she's saying she can't breathe due to pulmonary embolisms. Make up your mind.
- Talking about needing to go to the bathroom. Again.
- Someone says go back to Pizza Pizza. "For the third time? Can you imagine? What would they say?" The janitor would probably cry.
- "I have two air fresheners here too! HAHAHA!" Christ she's a loon.
- She keeps asking where she can go for water. How about home? Just end the livestream and no one will see Bibi's wife.
- Giggling maniacally as she turns her phone to face the street. I thought she didn't want people to share her dox?
- Talking about how she likes to get out everyday. More like she's gotta hit up at least 5 fast food joints everyday.
- I just noticed that Karate Joe and that tranny looking Marisa L are back to their chat mod duties. How much of a failure do you have to be to police Chantal's chat?
- "Should I get Bibi some [didn't catch what she said]? No, I'd be tempted to eat them."
- "I'll talk for another fifteen minutes, then probably go home and take my bra off—HAHA!" That's enough for me.
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Wouldn't be surprised if Bibi's sisterwife is back and told Queen Chin to go make herself scarce for a couple of hours.
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Been a while since we’ve heard from our friend from Apple Valley. Is he having fun and staying safe?
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I know I'm super late (even though it was only posted this afternoon) and hopefully no one has already commented on this, but I just had to point out that the noodles that
She did group herself in with James Charles so thinking that she's on YouTuber mukbang level as Veronica isn't surprising.
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For fuck's sake, Chantal!
She has no gall bladder. When you have no gall bladder, you cannot have a diet that is heavy in fat. Cheese by the brick is a bad idea. Fried foods, especially chips and french fries, are verboten. So are greasy foods, like fast food hamburgers. Oily foods, like most salad dressings and condiments, should be off the menu. You also really shouldn't eat two thousand calories in one sitting.
I'm sure the results of someone eating the above after gall bladder surgery comes as an absolute surprise to everyone. Given her diet, her hobby is destroying bathrooms with the extremely malodorous and yellow diarrhea so common to unrepentant fats post-gall bladder surgery She probably has several OMG I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT IN TIME episodes every single day. I have zero doubt she sharts constantly throughout the day.
Living with someone like this is a nightmare. Bibi and his new girlfriend best be setting aside money to pay a biological clean up team to deal with their bathroom when they move out. I think he should install a turnstile she has to put a dollar into in order to get access to the toilet because goddamn.
She has no gall bladder. When you have no gall bladder, you cannot have a diet that is heavy in fat. Cheese by the brick is a bad idea. Fried foods, especially chips and french fries, are verboten. So are greasy foods, like fast food hamburgers. Oily foods, like most salad dressings and condiments, should be off the menu. You also really shouldn't eat two thousand calories in one sitting.
I'm sure the results of someone eating the above after gall bladder surgery comes as an absolute surprise to everyone. Given her diet, her hobby is destroying bathrooms with the extremely malodorous and yellow diarrhea so common to unrepentant fats post-gall bladder surgery She probably has several OMG I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT IN TIME episodes every single day. I have zero doubt she sharts constantly throughout the day.
Living with someone like this is a nightmare. Bibi and his new girlfriend best be setting aside money to pay a biological clean up team to deal with their bathroom when they move out. I think he should install a turnstile she has to put a dollar into in order to get access to the toilet because goddamn.
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If she distorts the angle any more she will become a Star Wars intro crawl...
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If the current PEs don't get her, the next one might.
She's still too stupid and irresponsible to take her warfarin at the same time daily (despite at least two reminders from her clinic) as she nonchalantly blows off the phone alarm reminding her to be an adult and take her dang meds...."oh I guess I need to remember to take my meds when I get home.." Death is funny. HEEEEHeeeee.
She's still too stupid and irresponsible to take her warfarin at the same time daily (despite at least two reminders from her clinic) as she nonchalantly blows off the phone alarm reminding her to be an adult and take her dang meds...."oh I guess I need to remember to take my meds when I get home.." Death is funny. HEEEEHeeeee.
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Jesus, when it rains it pours with Chantal- there's a lot to unpack from today's loony activities.
I appreciate all you brave souls who recapped the "ASMR" nightmare, once the horrific mouth noises started, I had to bow out.
The beginning was worth the watch though: seeing Mount Chin-verest try and sensually run her trotter over those ramen packages was absurdly and unintentionally hilarious. Her fingers have gunts, "funts" if you will.
I'm not sure she understands what ASMR is, as no one could find any of this pleasing. She must have gotten confused and thought it meant:
Asshole
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Mukbanging
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And her livestream is just pure lunacy. The obsession with shitting and farting has become absolutely bizarre, it's almost pathological how she manages to work it in to any story. I expect it to become another verbal tic at this point: "Shit! Fart! Crap! Shart! Shh, I said SHH! HAH!"
Also, although she ridiculously worried Malan might think she was out cheating, I do wonder what must go on in his mind. She goes out for "drives" and comes home all shifty-eyed, greasy-fingered and smelling like Beef ' Cheddars. When she stays out for hours he probably enjoys the blissful quiet but I wouldn't be surprised if he does worry.
Not about her being with another man of course, but about her draining their finances on fast food and the inevitable damage to the plumbing when she gets home.
I appreciate all you brave souls who recapped the "ASMR" nightmare, once the horrific mouth noises started, I had to bow out.
The beginning was worth the watch though: seeing Mount Chin-verest try and sensually run her trotter over those ramen packages was absurdly and unintentionally hilarious. Her fingers have gunts, "funts" if you will.
I'm not sure she understands what ASMR is, as no one could find any of this pleasing. She must have gotten confused and thought it meant:
Asshole
Spastically
Mukbanging
Ramen
And her livestream is just pure lunacy. The obsession with shitting and farting has become absolutely bizarre, it's almost pathological how she manages to work it in to any story. I expect it to become another verbal tic at this point: "Shit! Fart! Crap! Shart! Shh, I said SHH! HAH!"
Also, although she ridiculously worried Malan might think she was out cheating, I do wonder what must go on in his mind. She goes out for "drives" and comes home all shifty-eyed, greasy-fingered and smelling like Beef ' Cheddars. When she stays out for hours he probably enjoys the blissful quiet but I wouldn't be surprised if he does worry.
Not about her being with another man of course, but about her draining their finances on fast food and the inevitable damage to the plumbing when she gets home.
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I would be absolutely gobsmacked if they have combined finances. I'm in the small percentage here who thinks she and Bibi are "dating" (i.e are in a completely sexless, loveless relationship more out of convenience and a rental agreement than anything) but I can't see him being stupid enough to give this woman any of his money. He knows her, he knows she'd go out and blow it all on junk food and polyester tarps.
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Can you imagine being in a relationship with someone, and on your night off from work she decides to go out and binge on fast food and then sit in her car and talk to her internet friends for 3 hours instead of spending that time with you? She reeaaaally didn't want to go home either, people kept telling her to and she kept saying she didn't want to go home. That made me feel really sad for her. I don't get their relationship. If it's a green card he's after, wouldn't he have married her already? Why drag it out for 7 years when he they could have been married and divorced by now. They definitely don't have a loving or sexual relationship.
And what is this karatejoe guy's deal? He comes off as a total creepy weirdo, making gross sexual comments about Chantal and then deciding to block people's comments for stupid reasons, like he doesn't like when people ask her about her diet or weight... even Chantal was telling him to chill out. I get old man pervert vibes from him.
And what is this karatejoe guy's deal? He comes off as a total creepy weirdo, making gross sexual comments about Chantal and then deciding to block people's comments for stupid reasons, like he doesn't like when people ask her about her diet or weight... even Chantal was telling him to chill out. I get old man pervert vibes from him.