100 Days of Weighing In | Days 5-7 - 05/27/19

[Hamberlard Raid]

HERE WE GO GORLS

• cooking, claims there is sizzling going on, bitch there is no sizzling you boil everything
• Day 5: May 10: 562.6
• increased 0.2 pounds from yesterday
• blames it on her sleep schedule, is totally OK with gaining weight
• this is a victory because she is totally swelling you guisssssssse
• wants to focus on everything that goes in her mouth
• with some heavy breathing, she does the dishes
• she is wearing that ugly fucking farm tarp from the last Torrid haul
• cleared and cleaned the counter, rip her octagon feelings
• broke out a new wax melt burner
• needs to put away the dishes
• next weigh in: May 11: Day 6: 563.6
• gained a full pound from yesterday, "I cuuuuuuuuuhhhhhmmpleeeetely understand it you guissse"
• spent 11.5 hours with her feet down so she has to be swelling
• she is not making excuses, but she just did?
• wants to "stay under a calorie goal"
• recognizes how many "rounds" she has been through (bitch just say cycle)
• lowest since April 1st was 553.4lbs, so now she is losing the wreight she already lost?
• wants to lose 60 pounds in the 100 days, tells us that she knows it is not possible
• opens another Ipsy bag
• another Becky sighting, she is cleaning the floor
• last month: ugly lemon print bag
• this month: cheap bronze glitter bag
• got a makeup brush
• eyeshadow?? does not like it because she does not like peaches
• gets some berry-coloured lipstick and skin blush
• everything is so cyuuuuuuuute
• gets a skin drink moisturizer
• Becky points on a paused screen of a movie and goes on an autistic rant
• Mother's Day: did not feel comfortable weighing in after eating, she obviously binged
• in full makeup, she shows off her Torrid clothes
• THE FUCKING CAT EARS ARE BACK
• she got them from Claire's 8 years ago
• tries pear crisps, they smell really bad to her
• does not like them because they are low sugar and containing nothing other than pears
• Twinkie is sitting on the couch looking miserable as ever
• Necky brought Albert breakfast in bed because she is such an amazing mother to her neglected pets
• is this why she did not want to weigh in? (see poll)
• end of vlog, here are some gems I found:

Anyone else get major Slaton vibes from the third picture?

 

[Owlflaps]

 

[Aldora]

Great, another 3 week old video.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Our gorl can't figure out why she wakes up "swollen". Poor Hamplanet can't understand she's just waking up fat.

 

[Chaos Is Me]

"Being up 0.2 is a victory for me."
"I'm up a full pound, which I completely understand."
No day 7 weigh in?

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Weigh In Weight

May 10th ~ 562.6 lbs
May 11th ~ 563.6 lbs
May 12th ~ no weigh in, because Becky gave Hamber breakfast in bed and didn’t feel comfortable weighing herself after eating

 

[Clintonberg]

You look like you need to lose some weight, Rebecca.

 

[fat]

Cooking 1st meal of the day and is planning a mukba... Sorry, an eat with me.

First weight in: 562.6 lb (+.2 from yesterday)
Blames weight fluctuation on not getting much sleep, but considers it a victory regardless.

4 or 5 days of waking up early, and she loves it. Cleans the kitchen and plans to do dishes.

Second weigh in: 563.6 (+1 from yesterday)

Blames it on swelling due to being upright for an entire 11 hours. Going to spend this day resting her feet, hoping that tomorrow she will be down weight.

Amber wants to lose at least 60lbs during these 100 days, acts as though that can't possibly happen despite 3+ months being a perfectly reasonable (and not very lofty) goal for somedody her size.

Useless makeup haul. Even more boring than the rest of the video. Amber struggles through reading the makeup packaging.

Becky comments on a still frame on the television. She looks like she has literally been inflated with a bike pump.

No weigh in on the third day because she already ate breakfast (in bed, thank you Becky). Couldn't resist food long enough to take 10 seconds to weigh herself before shoveling it in. Promises tomorrow will have a weigh in.

Amber dresses up for mother's day and everybody eats dried pears and shit their pants over the idea of just dried fruit (Amber can't believe the only ingredient listed is pears). She is thoroughly disgusted by them while Becky thinks they taste like baby food. Imagine being so confused by a fucking pear. Becky talks about her dead nephew and his relationship with pears or something. I'm kind of zoning out. Thank God it ends abruptly afterwards.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So the 3 days of weigh-ins does not actually have 3 days worth of weigh-ins? I'm shocked.

 

[Aldora]

What the hell is wrong with Becky, bringing Amber breakfast in bed? I mean it's a rhetorical question as we all know what is up with Becky, but even so, she is now bringing food to Amber in bed

Amber wants to lose at least 60lbs during these 100 days, acts as though that can't possibly happen despite 3+ months being a perfectly reasonable (and not very lofty) goal for somedody her size.

Considering the fact that Amber is putting back on all the weight she lost, she has a better chance of gaining 60lbs over the next 100 days.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

She woke up in such a rush that she....ate breakfast in bed? Makes sense.

 

[pecansandies]

holy jesus I don't know if it's because I watched the hxmber stream recently or what but her face fuckin startled me

she looks bigger than when we were all speculating she hit the 600lb mark. Bruh there's no fucking way that scale is correct. I don't want to start more speculation but there's just like...no damn way

ALSO SOMEONE SMARTER THAN ME CONFIRM/DENY THIS:

she's wearing a dress from her last tord haul, which was a more recent video. But if this is days 5-7 of her 100 days of weighing in then wouldn't this have been from earlier in the month??? So was the tord haul filmed earlier or is this video just a bunch of more bullshit?

 

[Prince Lotor]

In this video Hamber explains how she's not surprised she gained weight from the previous day because she didn't sleep very well. You burn more calories being awake, even just sitting, than when you are sleeping. And no, this doesn't change if you sleep sitting up, but I guess the longer Hamber is awake the more she eats. She just keeps waking up so swollen, I wonder why. . .

 

[Cheese Trap]

You'd assume that someone without a job or any fucking real responsibilities whatsoever could indulge themselves with an interesting and time-consuming hobby that would be able to avert their attention from the clear food obsession (which is a result of boredom and utter sloth)... but nope, just eat and buy cheap ugly shit till you drop. Stay tru to yourself, gorl.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I'm watching this now via the brave browser (thanks fearless leader!! but @hamburgerlardraid you should embed the video here so it does not pop over to YouTube. Thank you for your hard work on the recap.

SLEEPOVER-EDIT:
So I watched the vidya in it's entirety. Some items of note I haven't seen yet here:

The freaky jump-cut as Beckarooni is walking out with her Cinderall Broom, POOF bitch disappears then shows up screen-right LOL
How her skin continues to deteriorate
Interesting Super-Lah-Time-Travel: "I woke up in a rush , so Becky brought me breakfast in bed". Yet.. Amber.. I thought Amber ate 4-6 hours AFTER waking up. This means that

1. there was not rush or
2. the eating many hours after waking is a lah or
3. she's continuing to gain mega elbees or

select x.*
from
(

1. there was not rush UNION ALL
2. the eating many hours after waking is a lah UNION ALL
3. she's continuing to gain mega elbees UNION ALL
) x

 

[Aldora]

she looks bigger than when we were all speculating she hit the 600lb mark. Bruh there's no fucking way that scale is correct. I don't want to start more speculation but there's just like...no damn way

The thing to remember with Amber is how short she is, she is only 5ft3in and probably less than that due to her posture, and it does make her look huge, especially with the rather unfortunate way her body stores fat. I was watching one of the fat shows on TLC(not 600lb life) and there was a 5ft8in woman who was over 700lbs and she looked way smaller than Amber.

So its easy to be tricked by how fat someone looks, the scale is probably right, but sadly her shortness makes her look even heavier. Chantal has the same problem too, she is even shorter than Amber and sometimes looks bigger than her(at least to me she does.)

 

[HamFan]

I love that it was a given that Becky brought Amber breakfast in bed because it was Mother's Day. She's a fur momma, of course she has the right to celebrate that!

 

[PuckishRogue]

holy jesus I don't know if it's because I watched the hxmber stream recently or what but her face fuckin startled me

she looks bigger than when we were all speculating she hit the 600lb mark. Bruh there's no fucking way that scale is correct. I don't want to start more speculation but there's just like...no damn way

ALSO SOMEONE SMARTER THAN ME CONFIRM/DENY THIS:

she's wearing a dress from her last tord haul, which was a more recent video. But if this is days 5-7 of her 100 days of weighing in then wouldn't this have been from earlier in the month??? So was the tord haul filmed earlier or is this video just a bunch of more bullshit?

These are all pre mothers day videos. I really would bet money on it.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

holy jesus I don't know if it's because I watched the hxmber stream recently or what but her face fuckin startled me

she looks bigger than when we were all speculating she hit the 600lb mark. Bruh there's no fucking way that scale is correct. I don't want to start more speculation but there's just like...no damn way

ALSO SOMEONE SMARTER THAN ME CONFIRM/DENY THIS:

she's wearing a dress from her last tord haul, which was a more recent video. But if this is days 5-7 of her 100 days of weighing in then wouldn't this have been from earlier in the month??? So was the tord haul filmed earlier or is this video just a bunch of more bullshit?

The dress she is wearing while doing the dishes is from May 22nd's Torrid Haul. The haul was probably filmed over two weeks ago with these weigh-ins shortly after,
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