100 Days of Weighing In | Days 5-7 - 05/27/19

[DubbleBubble]

YUP. Anyway...

What is Amber's plan? Or since she don't plan, what is she -thinking-? I always wonder that because whether you think she's a master manipulator, or a fat-in-the-mind exceptional you do have to wonder... She's been at this critical threshhold of health for a long time now, where a doctor could take one look at her and give a confident "YOU GONNA DIE" diagnosis. But everything Amber does seems to be based around prolonging the binge, eating as much as she wants, whatever she wants, whenever she wants and sitting on her ass. She has to know that's not sustainable right? I mean on the body, it's going to give out, soon... and you can't binge when you're dead so...

Just that nonchalant attitude of it being "okay" that she's gaining again. Just don't worry booout it, time to celebrate, time to mukbang time to... YOU GONNA DIE. There is no time, time is a luxury commodity you don't have anymore! It's just so easy to slip into madness on the internet if you start giving a shit anymore.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Can anyone make a gif of Necky appearing and disappearing? It begins near 5:11.

Thanks BooBoo's

 

[Aldora]

Just that nonchalant attitude of it being "okay" that she's gaining again. Just don't worry booout it, time to celebrate, time to mukbang time to... YOU GONNA DIE. There is no time, time is a luxury commodity you don't have anymore! It's just so easy to slip into madness on the internet if you start giving a shit anymore.

In the past, Amber always had the defence of "she is still young", but I think that time is coming to an end. She is starting to look really haggard and when you see her skin up close, it shows that her body is showing the strain it is under. A health scare would give her a kick up the backside, but only for a month or so, she is just too damn lazy to get better at this point.

 

[497]

Her excuses... not enough sleep, swollen ... they sound more like someone that is struggling to lose 10 pounds not 400 pounds. Not sure the swelling part would slow her weight loss down that much? Medical kiwis?

Becky walking into the door then she quickly edits it out so she is no longer there is funny/scary. Then Becky walks around later and we still get to see her progress.

AL doesn't like peaches... she doesn't like bananas, blueberries,pears. Maybe apples since that one time they became like candy to her? I thought most people enjoy fruit since it's sugar and sweet but I guess for AL anything that might have some nutritional value she doesn't like that much.

And the cat ears that only AL could pull off at her age...

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I'm watching this now via the brave browser (thanks fearless leader!! but @hamburgerlardraid you should embed the video here so it does not pop over to YouTube. Thank you for your hard work on the recap.

SLEEPOVER-EDIT:
So I watched the vidya in it's entirety. Some items of note I haven't seen yet here:

The freaky jump-cut as Beckarooni is walking out with her Cinderall Broom, POOF bitch disappears then shows up screen-right LOL
How her skin continues to deteriorate
Interesting Super-Lah-Time-Travel: "I woke up in a rush , so Becky brought me breakfast in bed". Yet.. Amber.. I thought Amber ate 4-6 hours AFTER waking up. This means that

1. there was not rush or
2. the eating many hours after waking is a lah or
3. she's continuing to gain mega elbees or

select x.*
from
(

1. there was not rush UNION ALL
2. the eating many hours after waking is a lah UNION ALL
3. she's continuing to gain mega elbees UNION ALL
) x

No worries! It is my pleasure! I just learned how to embed videos into my recaps lol

 

[Gorl68]

Oh no gorls! She got "such little" sleep only six hours... Our gorl might just have insomnia

 

[Madam Spergwell]

The breakfast in bed thing seems like a bad omen. Once Big Al gets used to having Beggy bring her meals in bed, what motivation will she have left to leave her bed? Bye bye mobility.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

That thumbnail though. This is officially my new favourite still:

When you begin to reach the mass of a small star as Amberlynn has, it's actually more difficult to maintain weight than it is to lose it. It takes a lot of calories to maintain that bulk. If she were sticking to around 2200 calories a day, she would be steadily losing weight. But instead she keeps losing and gaining the same pound or two pounds over and over. Unless our gorl has found a way to break the laws of physics and human biology, she is likely shovelling kielbasa sausages and potato into her gullet every second she is not on camera.

I know all of this is already common knowledge, but I'm reminded of it every single fucking time she complains about "swelleen" and how she has to "unswell" herself. You dumb fuck, Amber, you're 95% lard. It's not because of sodium. Why is she bothering with this bullshit of "100 days of weighing in"? We all know she probably won't commit and will stop less than halfway to 100. She focuses in on stupid, irrelevant crap like sodium content, walking every day for a single minute and cleaning her counter because she's incapable of doing the one thing that she has to, which is to stop eating and get up off her fat ass.

Imagine being so desperate that you consider a 0.2 lb weight gain a victory. Oh well, at least when Becky wakes up next to Al's bloated corpse soon there will be a wax melt burner to mask the smell.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

Apologies if this has been addressed somewhere and I'm just forgetting like a moron, but I wonder whose pill organizer that is on the counter at the beginning of the video. Does anyone in that house care enough to take multiple supplements or whatnot?

 

[Captain Ahab]

God damn! Are my eyes going bad or was she standing while doing the dishes? Gorl better not forget her four scoops of protein powder after that strenuous workout.

 

[ADHD]

Am I the only one getting annoyed that the word "bloated" doesn't seem to be in this bitch's vocabulary?

AL doesn't like peaches... she doesn't like bananas, blueberries,pears. Maybe apples since that one time they became like candy to her? I thought most people enjoy fruit since it's sugar and sweet but I guess for AL anything that might have some nutritional value she doesn't like that much.

But Keto is out of the question because what kind of diet doesn't let you eat fruit?!?! That's just not healthy!

In the past, Amber always had the defence of "she is still young", but I think that time is coming to an end.

In less than 2 years she'll be able to add the textbook FA excuse of "well after 30 your metabolism just slows down everyone gains weight after 30 it's not just me".

 

[It's HK-47]

Her excuses... not enough sleep, swollen ... they sound more like someone that is struggling to lose 10 pounds not 400 pounds. Not sure the swelling part would slow her weight loss down that much? Medical kiwis?

Refer to what Cr1ms0n just said, too, but she's not "swollen", she's just fat.

It's literally impossible--literally impossible-- for her to maintain 560-600lbs if she's eating responsibly. At her current weight, if she stopped eating for a day she'd drop 2-3 pounds. Her weight problem is caused exclusively by food-to-mouth disease and nothing else. The second that she shuts the camera off, she starts shoving food in her face. There's no way to maintain that sort of weight without a constant influx of calories. Even on the Mukbang videos she shows, what you see her eat on camera is probably barely 10% of what she actually eats every day.

 

[497]

Apologies if this has been addressed somewhere and I'm just forgetting like a moron, but I wonder whose pill organizer that is on the counter at the beginning of the video. Does anyone in that house care enough to take multiple supplements or whatnot?

Becky takes some meds. Eric might also. and wasn't AL prescribed some blood pressure medication? she never mentioned it again.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I’m starting to think Becky is genuinely slow.

 

[PerkChop]

Goddam that's a big fan she's got aimed at her...I can only imagine it spreading her stench throughout Casa de Homo.

Also, at the rate she's posting, we should she the end of her 100 days sometime around Christmas

 

[Orange Banana]

I know this is optimistic as fuck but if she did actually do 100 days of weighing in we won't see day 100 before 2020 at this rate.

This bitch is trolling. I'm amazed she can upload content this old. Nobody gives a fuck how much you weighed 2 weeks ago.

 

[sperginity]

becky has outgrown her extremely large clothes.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

This would be a effective weight loss strategy for Amber

 

[London Raine]

She's such a lahhhhh. All dolled up to play board games and listen to music? Bish we all know you're well on your way to Casa Grande or Yamato's (or bolth). And when is it a victory to GAIN weight? Only in Amberland.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Her excuses... not enough sleep, swollen ... they sound more like someone that is struggling to lose 10 pounds not 400 pounds. Not sure the swelling part would slow her weight loss down that much? Medical kiwis?

As @It's HK-47 pointed out; it is scientifically impossible that she is not losing weight if she is eating under 2000 calories a day or whatever random fucking number this tard came up with. She could lose weight eating 3000 calories a day.
When you are 600 pounds, swelling and unswelling is negligible. It would barely make a dent. She has not lost any actual fat, just probably a bit of water weight, depending on what and when she binged on before resting her dainty eyes for beauty slumber.
She is nothing but a liar.

Spoiler: for perspective

I know someone who was 375 ish pounds at 5'8. So 5 inches taller and 200 elbees lighter.
They were filled with some of the same excuses that Albert is, but of course no one has excuses like this wildebeast.
Anywho they finally got their shit together and started making an effort and ate no more than 1500 calories a day, along with incorporating walking OUTSIDE daily, slowly getting up to walking 5k a day. Bitch lost 90 pounds since January I think.
90 fucking pounds. So ALBERT, you are not applying yourself here. You are not eating less, you are not moving more so you can except the scale to only climb from here on out. What a waste of (a lot of) space.