Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bookish]

We now know that she was never nice and the only reason she was so soft-spoken is because she was copying Krystle's mannerisms, like she does with every gorl she's in a relationship with.

I noticed that her English was much much better years ago too and I have often wondered what happened there. The only reasonable explanation I can come up with is that she's living proof of the studies that say that morbid obesity affects cognitive function.

This is so true. In the Facebook posts before she moved with Krystle, it was the same Amber we know. Ungrateful. Rude. Manipulative. It wasn't until she moved with her that she put on that act, then dropped it when she got with Destiny.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I predict she won’t. And if anyone asks her why not, she’ll claim it’s because it’s a holiday weekend and she’s spending time with her family or some bullshit. Even though she has dozens of pre-filmed videos that would take seconds to throw onto YouTube, that would be considered “work” and our dainty gorl needs her national holiday off after all.

Aaaaand she uploads right after I said it. This better be good, Hammy.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Aaaaand she uploads right after I said it. This better be good, Hammy.

Spoiler Alert: It’s not.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Spoiler Alert: It’s not.

Actually I've gotta disagree. Her clinging onto the 100 days of weigheen while making zero attempt to lose weight is hilarious, and the Mother's Day "outfit of the day" showing almost made me choke laughing, especially her "whoopsies there's my cleavage" shot. Obliviouslynn is one of my favorite personalities--not too cunty, not too fake, just pure ridiculousness. Absolutely love this gorl, her moon face really suits how high her head is living in the clouds.

Speaking of Mother's Day...the fuck? Breakfast in bed? She's not even a mother (oops, sorry, I forgot she squeezed her furbabies out of her cunt after hours of labor and changed their diapers, paid their tuition...please. bitch doesn't even feed them every day), yet she's honoring none other than herself. I know her own mother is a piece of shit but gorl, really. Just amazeen.

 

[Soda Sink]

I don't know why people are so shocked that her 13 year old son brought her breakfast on Mother's Day.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

A wild Cuntylynn appears!

 

[Damaged Goods]

She's being very NOT rude on twitter. Don't let the snark fool ya!

Spoiler: tweets (8 images)

 

[Snusmumriken]

She's being very NOT rude on twitter. Don't let the snark fool ya!

Spoiler: tweets (8 images)

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Amberlynn loves YouTube so much she slaps a shoddily edited 11 minute video that barely lives up to its title from over two weeks ago in our faces and calls it a day. She’s having so much fun and doesn’t care what anyone thinks can’t you tell haydurs??? This is all new diverse content and our gorl is finally free to be herself, you all just hate on her no matter what she does.

(A little advice for Amber someone might want to relay to her on Twiddur...if you have to say “don’t like don’t watch”, your content is probably trash)

 

[Gorl68]

She's being very NOT rude on twitter. Don't let the snark fool ya!

Spoiler: tweets (8 images)

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I don't know a single weightloss YouTuber that uploads weigh ins or updates from weeks ago, especially not with the size of Amber's following. Maybe a beauty guru will upload an old makeup look that they never got around to putting up, or a vlogger will wait until they return from their trip to edit footage, but it's never this late. What's the point of a weightloss chanel if it only consists of diets that you've posted after you've already failed them?

 

[mekalekahi]

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[Snusmumriken]

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“I suck at singing but who cares” would someone like to explain to her the difference between singing and shitty lip syncing I have a feeling she doesn’t get it

 

[Damaged Goods]

I don't know a single weightloss YouTuber that uploads weigh ins or updates from weeks ago, especially not with the size of Amber's following. Maybe a beauty guru will upload an old makeup look that they never got around to putting up, or a vlogger will wait until they return from their trip to edit footage, but it's never this late. What's the point of a weightloss chanel if it only consists of diets that you've posted after you've already failed them?

The difference between pre-filming content that isn't time sensitive and videos that need to be current to be relevant has been explained to her multiple times and she still can't stop with the OTHER YOUTUBERS DO IT!!!!1!!1 crap:

Oh and hold on to your hats, gorls! She's reinventing herself

 

[Twinkie]

I don't know of any youtubers who upload three-week-old vlogs.

She's a liar as always but these people who argue with her on twitter are even fucking dumber and more punchable than she is.

 

[ADHD]

Would people get so mad if she combined pre-recorded vlogs with current weigh-ins?

 

[John McAfee]

Would people get so mad if she combined pre-recorded vlogs with current weigh-ins?

I dont think it would hurt. I feel everyone's hung up on her phoned in content, and half assed schedule. One or the other, not both.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

What struck me the hardest was how much nicer she was as a person. I almost feel bad for old Amber. Look at this video she did four years ago of her walking up and down the stairs. Even her English was better.

She was reeling in all the sociopathic cuntiness because her bills were being paid for at the time, it was like trying to keep an elephant in a suitcase. Now that her YT shekels are rolling in, she can let it all out.

 

[Strine]

There's endless talk about how stupid Amber is, and although I agree that she's an inarticulate dimwit, I believe 90% of her current online behaviour is produced. She pretends to be foolish, incoherent and an emotional mess because views=money. Nobody would watch if she behaved as she truly is: a grim-faced gluttonous cunt who uses people and who doesn't display emotions because she's too busy eating them. She's just a troll, at this point.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

There's endless talk about how stupid Amber is, and although I agree that she's an inarticulate dimwit, I believe 90% of her current online behaviour is produced. She pretends to be foolish, incoherent and an emotional mess because views=money. Nobody would watch if she behaved as she truly is: a grim-faced gluttonous cunt who uses people and who doesn't display emotions because she's too busy eating them. She's just a troll, at this point.

I agree to the extent that its a child at the beach with a bucket of water. Where they dig the path is where the water goes... She's a super narcissist so... produced as much as she can think, her capacity to think, based on how she wants to control the narrative.

 

[Chihiro]

A wild Cuntylynn appears!

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Sis, you fancy yourself a v l o g g e r. That is why it matters whether you upload content you record in a timely manner.

Sure, many Youtubers pre-record, but most of them are not vloggers and the ones who are don't upload within a week out, max.

You have the easiest job in the world and you can't even do that right.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

One ellbee of fat is approx 3500 calories over you tdee. In other words, assuming its pure fat (i'd be willing to accept that as much as 5 lbs of it could be daily fluctuations and water for someone her size, but its funnier to assume its all fat) she would need to comsume 35,000 cals over her TDEE in one week to go over, or 5,000 calories over TDEE per day

(I'm quoting a post in the thread for Amber's May 27 video but my response got pretty autistic so I figured it'd fit better in the General thread.)

That's got to be about 9,000 kcal per day on average, if not more, as a worst case scenario. If there is truth to Amber having some days where she eats reasonably and a smattering of binge days, and her recent weight loss streak suggests this might be true, her binges would have to be 10,000-20,000 kcal at times. I just actually sat for a few minutes and contemplated how goddamned much food that is for one human being, and I'd just like to express my continued amazement that someone exists who can do that ON A REGULAR BASIS without constant projectile vomiting at best or literally exploding at worst.

To put this in perspective, the world's top competitive eaters "only" consume 10,000-20,000 kcal when they're on their game. Competitive fucking eaters.

Revulsion at the existence of that "sport" aside, remember that is the literal pinnacle of known human capability. Joey Chestnut recently set a world record by eating 74 hot dogs in ten minutes, and if online info is correct and one Nathan's hot dog with bun contains around 280 kcal, he would have consumed around 20,720 kcal when he set his record. Amber might spread that throughout the day a little more, but again, if she is telling the truth about most of her intake being in short binges, she's actually right in the ballpark, and that is fucking remarkable.

Want to know what's even more unbelievable? The current women's record was set by Sonya Thomas in 2005, and sits at 37 hot dogs in 12 minutes. That is "only" around 10,360 kcal. Homegirl could do that in her sleep.

Amber is a motherfucking world class champion and she doesn't even know it.