People that border being an LOLCow but have yet to cross it?

Tana Mongeau. She produced a load of tard cum during that iDubbbz controversy and during her failed "TanaCon" shit. She's just not exceptional often enough to be a cow, I don't think. That, and I think she generally keeps to her own audience/doesn't feed trolls unless they're someone big like iDubbbz.
 
Tana Mongeau. She produced a load of tard cum during that iDubbbz controversy and during her failed "TanaCon" shit. She's just not exceptional often enough to be a cow, I don't think. That, and I think she generally keeps to her own audience/doesn't feed trolls unless they're someone big like iDubbbz.
Eh she's pretty exceptional, and I get the feeling she has more lulzworthy situations in her future.
 
I hear that @Syaoran Li fella is a complete and utter sperg....

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't be halal'd yet.

But seriously, I'd say Tara Strong, Varg Vikernes, Charlie Sheen, Keith Olbermann, and a few others who are technically immune due to the "No Celebrities" rule.

Uwe Boll and Randy Quaid got a pass because their careers were long dead before they got their threads and IIRC, Shia only got in because of how 4chan trolled him and his meltdown that followed.

Amanda Winn-Lee got herself a thread since she was also a has-been (in a niche fandom) and is tied to the Weeb Wars

Although, given that Varg is now mostly known for his YouTube channel and has left music completely, maybe he could be an "Internet Famous" lolcow?

Westboro Baptist Church could also count under a "Community Watch" or at least be included under the thread for general fundies. If I remember correctly, they were kept away from lolcow discussion due to similar reasons as the "No Celebrities" rule but let's face it, their media presence pretty much ended after Fred Phelps died and apparently, they've gone even more batshit since Steve Drain became the de facto leader.
 
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I'd say Ninja in the near future. He's already extremely cringey and just, in general, an uncomfortable guy to watch, with him being a grown adult with the stability of a child. I assume now that his career is slowly burning down that he'll snap eventually.
 
Alyssa Milano is making the transition as I type this.
Maybe she's already there, what with that failed Sex Strike.

Pretty sure she waded through that Rubicon last year.

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