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So, here's a funny thing. The guy is currently streaming, and I gotta say he def gained some weight since looking at his older vids, he got a tad fat around the cheeks.
He's also talking about his familial history of kidney stones.

It's worth noting one of the causes of Kidney Stones is high salt diets. Which is a bit telling
 
Wait, what? Did anybody record that? Please tell me we have something.
He was streaming some game named "Grandmother" the highlights were mostly him talking about the injuries he had from the car accident, his familial history of kidney stones and all of the various physical injuries he's sustained. He also said he wants to "get back in the groove of things" or something to that effect. This stream was mostly relaxed Spoony as opposed to "don't tell me how to play" spoony.
 
Post-stream tweets:

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Apparently he also mentioned the site during the stream and said he was working on it. He apparently blamed the hosting provider.
 
What does he think the site is even for? As functionally useless as it is, perhaps he views it as his certificate of authenticity, a passport granted to one who once had minor fame, allowing him the status he presumes on Twitter - otherwise he's just another nobody ranting into the void.
 
What does he think the site is even for? As functionally useless as it is, perhaps he views it as his certificate of authenticity, a passport granted to one who once had minor fame, allowing him the status he presumes on Twitter - otherwise he's just another nobody ranting into the void.
at this point his archive.org video archive is more appealing to use
 
He also said he wants to "get back in the groove of things" or something to that effect.
Yeah I'll believe that when he makes an edited video. If he does, it'll be about Goddamn time too.

Scrolling through superchats shows he netted 300-400 dollars from the Millipede Appreciation Society.

I fixed that for you.
 
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Watched a few minutes of the new stream. Jesus, does he look and sound like shit. He's starting to get a fat guy voice, where everything reverberates in your neck and jowls.
Dude's hermetic lifestyle of eating shit and doing nothing is seriously starting to catch up with him. It's amazing. You watch his older videos and he's at least average-looking in terms of weight, sometimes even a bit skinny, even though he got no exercise back then either thanks to his heart condition (at least as far as I know).

The takeaway here is that if you're a skinny nerd who somehow never gets fat even though you get no exercise and eat garbage constantly, you better be prepared for the inevitable metabolism slowdown.
 
Dude's hermetic lifestyle of eating shit and doing nothing is seriously starting to catch up with him. It's amazing. You watch his older videos and he's at least average-looking in terms of weight, sometimes even a bit skinny, even though he got no exercise back then either thanks to his heart condition (at least as far as I know).

The takeaway here is that if you're a skinny nerd who somehow never gets fat even though you get no exercise and eat garbage constantly, you better be prepared for the inevitable metabolism slowdown.
There's also the fact that Spoony likes to drink his problems away. Beer's got a lot of extra calories, and if he's still drinking he's going to start tweeting about fat shaming on top of mindless comic book spam.
 
There's also the fact that Spoony likes to drink his problems away. Beer's got a lot of extra calories, and if he's still drinking he's going to start tweeting about fat shaming on top of mindless comic book spam.
So when are we going to get the saga of the destroyed liver?
 
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