Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Mr. Manchester]

So learning how to cook and charm people is the cure for incel rather than extreme cosmetic surgery?

However I don't think those things are going to help him in prison.

Being able to cook with comisary is probably a pretty useful tool when your locked up. Do that thing where they bake casseroles in a chip bag.

 

[Paul Manafort]

Think about it. They meet up what twice maybe three times a year and then farm some shekels together through cross promotion. It's entirely a parasitic relationship for all involved

I think if all parties are benefiting it would be a symbiotic relationship rather than a parasitic one

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

Here's the Socialblade and Graphtreon statistics for Mumkey's channel as of late. I wanted to see if any of the drama since he outed himself as a drug fueled cheater had affected his numbers in a sort of small scale ProJared-esque slide. I'm honestly a little surprised by what I've found. Here are the numbers for the first ten days of the month (he posted his "My Depression Chamber" video on the 4th) and the last ten days (the mr.meatman video went up on the 28th) respectively:


Not only is there no drop in subs after the first video, but a considerable rise in both views for the video and subscribers. As for the recent events, they've so far only caused a bleed for a single day before returning to a positive yield, or at least close enough to it to be negligible. This surprised me simply because the majority of Mumkey's subscribers should be active, as opposed to the predominantly inactive sub-base on his old channels, as a result of this particular backup channel really only being used from mid-January onwards. Here's the sub count from the beginning of the year, with the two videos marked with blue lines:


Note that I say that they should be active users; because from what I can gather from taking a look at his channel right now he had a swell of supporters post-ban but very few stuck around for his content. Here's his Youtube page as of now; look at how many videos meander around the 10-20k mark and keep in mind not a single video on the channel has more views than subscribers.


As for paying subscribers, here's the numbers from his Patreon since his ban and for the month of May respectively:


Besides the slump at the end of the month, which is a trend almost every Patreon shares, it's the same result. A minor uptick in subscribers following the first apology video, and a minor drop after the recent stuff. Looking at the numbers I really don't think there's much the man could do short of murder or baby-rape that would shake away the audience he still has. It seems he's hit the same point as countless other dwindling creators; left with an audience of sycophants who will only be turned away by their own boredom as Mumkey slides himself further into irrelevance. Looking at both his numbers and his behavior I'm reminded a little of Ethan Ralph, a man who's content was relatively low-effort yet became popular among the alt-right/alt-lite/post-ironic neo-right only for a ban to reset his numbers and drive him into a self-destructive spin involving excessive booze and plenty of audience berating without the numbers to bolster his ego. It's a little ironic considering Mumkey was on a few episodes of Ralph's show. I guess IBS has, in a roundabout way, claimed another victim.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Being able to cook with comisary is probably a pretty useful tool when your locked up. Do that thing where they bake casseroles in a chip bag.

Also, being able to avoid having people find out you beat your girlfriend is probably even more useful, it's not something that some inmates will take to kindly.

To be honest though, nothing is set in stone yet, if it is his first offense he might get off fairly lightly, also depending on how good his lawyer is.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Liu

I'm glad Mumkey was the one who got Ashley Issacs to eat again.

Where's his Elliot Rodger video on this? I want to know how a incel corpse cured a living corpse of her anorexia.

Edit: Fixed grammar.

 

[Jaiman]

Nigga was on my sus list the moment he cried about YouTube being his career after the site fucked him over. Nobody who uses YouTube as their "job" turns out to be a good and mentally stable person.

 

[Artoria]

Also, being able to avoid having people find out you beat your girlfriend is probably even more useful, it's not something that some inmates will take to kindly.

To be honest though, nothing is set in stone yet, if it is his first offense he might get off fairly lightly, also depending on how good his lawyer is.

Considering his family has money, Jackie is an uncooperative witness, and his dad was a military judge, I think he is going to get a slap on the wrist.

Also, assburger has been semi-active on discord since this happened. He said he got by in prison by pretending to be christian.

 

[oddish]

Here's the Socialblade and Graphtreon statistics for Mumkey's channel as of late. I wanted to see if any of the drama since he outed himself as a drug fueled cheater had affected his numbers in a sort of small scale ProJared-esque slide. I'm honestly a little surprised by what I've found. Here are the numbers for the first ten days of the month (he posted his "My Depression Chamber" video on the 4th) and the last ten days (the mr.meatman video went up on the 28th) respectively:
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Not only is there no drop in subs after the first video, but a considerable rise in both views for the video and subscribers. As for the recent events, they've so far only caused a bleed for a single day before returning to a positive yield, or at least close enough to it to be negligible. This surprised me simply because the majority of Mumkey's subscribers should be active, as opposed to the predominantly inactive sub-base on his old channels, as a result of this particular backup channel really only being used from mid-January onwards. Here's the sub count from the beginning of the year, with the two videos marked with blue lines:
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Note that I say that they should be active users; because from what I can gather from taking a look at his channel right now he had a swell of supporters post-ban but very few stuck around for his content. Here's his Youtube page as of now; look at how many videos meander around the 10-20k mark and keep in mind not a single video on the channel has more views than subscribers.
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As for paying subscribers, here's the numbers from his Patreon since his ban and for the month of May respectively:
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Besides the slump at the end of the month, which is a trend almost every Patreon shares, it's the same result. A minor uptick in subscribers following the first apology video, and a minor drop after the recent stuff. Looking at the numbers I really don't think there's much the man could do short of murder or baby-rape that would shake away the audience he still has. It seems he's hit the same point as countless other dwindling creators; left with an audience of sycophants who will only be turned away by their own boredom as Mumkey slides himself further into irrelevance. Looking at both his numbers and his behavior I'm reminded a little of Ethan Ralph, a man who's content was relatively low-effort yet became popular among the alt-right/alt-lite/post-ironic neo-right only for a ban to reset his numbers and drive him into a self-destructive spin involving excessive booze and plenty of audience berating without the numbers to bolster his ego. It's a little ironic considering Mumkey was on a few episodes of Ralph's show. I guess IBS has, in a roundabout way, claimed another victim.

Mumkey is a degenerate making degenerate content for other degenerates. His audience is specifically the sort of people who aren't going to try to hold him to some sort of moral standard. I'm not planning to unsub from him over this either. He could run over an old lady with his car for fun for all I care, it won't make his videos any less funny to me or get me want to stop watching them in protest of him being a bad person. Most of the people who's content I enjoy online are arguably bad people. In fact, all of them probably are (it's the internet after all), but the ones who are upfront about it are the most entertaining. So I'm just going to keep watching his shit, only now I'll also laugh at him for being a furry fucking retard. Not surprised by these stats at all.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Mumkey is a degenerate making degenerate content for other degenerates. His audience is specifically the sort of people who aren't going to try to hold him to some sort of moral standard. I'm not planning to unsub from him over this either. He could run over an old lady with his car for fun for all I care, it won't make his videos any less funny to me or get me want to stop watching them in protest of him being a bad person. Most of the people who's content I enjoy online are arguably bad people. In fact, all of them probably are (it's the internet after all), but the ones who are upfront about it are the most entertaining. So I'm just going to keep watching his shit, only now I'll also laugh at him for being a furry fucking exceptional individual. Not surprised by these stats at all.

Meanwhile, I unsubbed because I want him to face some kind of consequence for being a moral reprobate in public, with a pedo furry.

 

[BlancoMailo]

It's pretty God damn disappointing to find out that a guy whose content I enjoyed to some degree is a disgusting degenerate who left his decent looking girlfriend for someone even more degenerate than all his other friends combined. Sheepover is far better than monkey boy deserves, but it's kinda funny to see him trying to coast on his dwindling internet fame. I do hope he learns from this but I'm not too optimistic about anything here.

Also, how did a balding acne ridden autist like Brandon aka Assburger even get a girlfriend in the first place...I dunno if it's lifefuel or suicide fuel for incels.

Perhaps Mumkey was an incel in high school himself, a lot of signs point to the possibility.

Assburger can be quite charismatic when he's sober. He's also a good cook according to Jackie.

I have around 30 hours of video archived for an assburger thread I've been making off and on, the further I've dug, the more I've realized that it's debatable which one is the bigger cow. Her shit just happens to have been purged from the web for the most part. Which is really unfortunate, because if you know much about assubrger's lore, it's the equivalent of trying to learn about him without the sonic 2 LP existing.

 

[faint horizons]

Meanwhile, I unsubbed because I want him to face some kind of consequence for being a moral reprobate in public, with a pedo furry.

It's definitely one thing to cheat, it's another to cheat with someone he knew had such a fucked up record. Babycub, grooming 15 year olds, oh me oh my, better shove my less-than-average cock in her!

Admitting it won't absolve him of nothing, but who cares, he's bleeding his relevancy down the drain and everyone with common sense already jumped ship to better YouTubers anyway.

 

[AverageAnimeWatcher]

Not only is there no drop in subs after the first video, but a considerable rise in both views for the video and subscribers. As for the recent events, they've so far only caused a bleed for a single day before returning to a positive yield, or at least close enough to it to be negligible. This surprised me simply because the majority of Mumkey's subscribers should be active, as opposed to the predominantly inactive sub-base on his old channels, as a result of this particular backup channel really only being used from mid-January onwards. Here's the sub count from the beginning of the year, with the two videos marked with blue lines:

It's not as impressive as it seems. I mean Mumkey is ban evading, so the only people that would care enough to follow him around between bans are his hardcore fans, and people that like internet drama. I mean this is technically his third ban evasion channel if I recall correctly.

How many casual fans, that is those that just watch a video now and then, would care enough to keep chasing him?

I haven't checked the stats, but I suspect the vast majority of his old subs are just casual watchers that just subscribed after the algorithm recommended them a video they liked and they might not have even realized his old channel is gone.

In other words, it's just the same old people that are into internet drama. I doubt his audience is actually growing or reaching new people.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Considering his family has money, Jackie is an uncooperative witness, and his dad was a military judge, I think he is going to get a slap on the wrist.

Also, assburger has been semi-active on discord since this happened. He said he got by in prison by pretending to be christian.

I've always found it amusing how people turn to religion after they've seriously messed up their lives in some awful way, but really that is a pretty smart way to get through a place that might not look kindly upon his type of person. I'm somewhat impressed. Also, why do so many families bail their offspring out of their fuck ups, I knew a guy like that in middle school and same story, but unrelated charges.

Honestly I wish parents wouldn't bail their adult offspring out of shit so much, let them deal with the consequences for once in their lives already.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Are there any anime YouTubers who aren't complete garbage?

Demolition D
...or he was until he decided to stop uploading and stream on twitch instead.

 

[变性黑鬼]

The relationship has always come off as odd to me. Sheepover's 28 and he's a 22 year who's still an edgy 14 year old mentally. They met by her being a youtube groupie and one of his earlier patrons. She seems nice but we know very little about her compared to him and I'm seeing red flags all over as far as these two go.

Yeah I have been thinking about this too. There has to be more to the Mumkey x Sheepover relationship than we know. Everybody's a little fucked up, so what's her deal?

I’m still hung up over the fact he fucked a degenerate. Not just a furry, but a /CUB/ ARTIST. Add in the fact that she allegedly groomed a 15 year old and it’s made even worse.
The depression excuse is bullshit, too. Man up, say you fucked someone else. I’m sure you’re a tad sad but that doesn’t excuse your actions. Tyler, what the fuck did you just get yourself into?

 

[Artoria]

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

I guess IBS has, in a roundabout way, claimed another victim.

I guess IBS attracts retards and degenerates that manage to ruin their own 15 minutes of fame by doing dumb shit that would ruin their fame (and yet plan to do this shit long term, lol) instead of being a functional member of society or at the very least, an outcast or eccentric individual that is neutral at worst to others around them.
Longwinded, but FTFY

 

[Slap47]

"Muh mental health"
Fuck off with your pity party bullshit.
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Mumkey is becoming Boogie - an extremely poor partner who emotionally manipulates people and uses faults as an excuse to do unrelated dumb shit.

If anything, he might be worse as Boogie does improve himself... kinda.

Watched the video. I don't really care

Dude cheated on his girl and fucked around with multiple girls (I'm assuming Lou wasn't the first) then emotionally manipulated her or whatever. Didn't wear condoms. Blah blah blah

I don't give a shit. I'm still gonna watch his content. Oh boo hoo the guy I follow is a bastard cheater.

"I only subscribe to and enjoy the content of people that I can use a moral compass"

is retarded logic but this is a forum for gossiping about retards so don't know what you want.

 

[Doug Walker's Dad]

As someone who has been watching Mumkey since, like 2016, I've been watching him through all his ups and downs. The dude has fucking gone through friends like used tampons.

Manimal
Cobb
Meat Man
Cream Man
Nat
Bakuboys101
King Critic
The Entirety of the PCP

Digibro​

Endless Jess​

Best Guy Ever​

HippoCritt​

Tom Oliver​

Mage​

Davoo​

Munchy​

Ben Saint (who he seems to still be on good terms with)​

Syy
Assburger

I guess you can add Sheep to the list too.

I don't know, I just can't think of any other YouTuber who has gone through so many different people they've associated with, and as fast as Mumkey. The people you surround yourself with shapes your content too. The Mumkey I watched in 2016-2017 isn't the same one now. All of his fans are retarded edgy teenagers (implying they weren't beforehand) who praise him as "LE NEXT FILTHY FRANK EPIC!!! XD", when his old fanbase used to be a bunch of ironic weebs.

The only people who have managed to stand by him since practically the beginning are Bigs (but he was never that present to begin with), Bernie, Rusty, Erich, Florian, that Reactor guy, and I guess Asterios.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The only people who have managed to stand by him since practically the beginning are Bigs (but he was never that present to begin with), Bernie, Rusty, Erich, Florian, that Reactor guy, and I guess Asterios.

I wouldn't count on Asterios. That guy is super unreliable.