Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Man vs persistent rat]

"Keto-Friendly" too

 

[Charlie Delicious]

NSFL

InfiniteLooper - Old Oyster Factory - Bluffton, SC (secret menu item)

Old Oyster Factory - Bluffton, SC (secret menu item)

www.infinitelooper.com

 

[captkrisma]

Some notes: Jack shot this video out of order, as he notes his memorial day smoker video and uses verbiage as if it hasn't come out yet.

The soup he's making isn't 'environmentally friendly' as he claims.

Jack had no idea they made lump crab meat.

Jack fucks up a roux.

"You want to make sure your flour butter mixture doesn't lump up" as the roux is already lumped up and sitting on one side of the pan.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I've never seen such a high cream:stock ratio in a soup before. Like 10:1?

Is that normal?

 

[JackDavis]

Some notes: Jack shot this video out of order, as he notes his memorial day smoker video and uses verbiage as if it hasn't come out yet.

The soup he's making isn't 'environmentally friendly' as he claims.

Jack had no idea they made lump crab meat.

Jack fucks up a roux.

"You want to make sure your flour butter mixture doesn't lump up" as the roux is already lumped up and sitting on one side of the pan.

He doesn't put the recipe in the comments anymore. Maybe to prevent people from googling them and finding the source, then contacting the blog owner to let them know about how Jack is stealing the recipes?
Why is the video so crooked? Did he use his bad arm to set up the camera?
Why is he talking about a smoker that goes to 700 degrees? What are you smoking, a pizza?
You're supposed to thicken she-crab soup with pureed boiled rice, Jack uses butter, half and half and cream instead (keto friendly).

Jack's roux:

What a roux is supposed to look like:

So "about half a gallon" of half and half, a pint of heavy cream and a cup of chicken broth. Jeez, this is "dinner", he's gonna be eating at least half of that. He thinks sugar is what caused his stroke, no it's all the fats, salt and high blood pressure that did.

 

[Aaway]

i didn't even notice he doesn't put the recipe in the video description anymore

definitely think it has to do with the fact that he steals them from other websites and he's probably been contacted about it before. i remember he used to post them on his website too but i checked and it looks like he doesn't even do that anymore

 

[JackDavis]

Did some calculations and between only the half&half, cream and butter, that pot of soup has 4,500 calories and 450 grams of fat. The recipe yields about 12 cups of soup and since it's his dinner, he probably ate 4 cups of soup. That's a nice keto-friendly 1500 calories and 150 grams of fat.

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

Jack hates Garrett because he gets to hang out with rappers and black celebrities

 

[captkrisma]

South Carolina She-Crab Soup Recipe

This soup is a staple for all of us living on the South Carolina coast. Here is my take on the soup that I think is outstanding! Enjoy!

www.allrecipes.com

Literally the first result when you Google "She Crab Soup Recipies"

EDIT: a roux is made by slowly whisking in a tablespoon of flour at a time until it is all incorporated. But don't take my word for it, here's a article from Emril Legassi on rouxs. https://www.emerils.com/121376/blond-roux

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

He doesn't put the recipe in the comments anymore. Maybe to prevent people from googling them and finding the source, then contacting the blog owner to let them know about how Jack is stealing the recipes?
Why is the video so crooked? Did he use his bad arm to set up the camera?
Why is he talking about a smoker that goes to 700 degrees? What are you smoking, a pizza?
You're supposed to thicken she-crab soup with pureed boiled rice, Jack uses butter, half and half and cream instead (keto friendly).

Jack's roux:
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What a roux is supposed to look like:
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So "about half a gallon" of half and half, a pint of heavy cream and a cup of chicken broth. Jeez, this is "dinner", he's gonna be eating at least half of that. He thinks sugar is what caused his stroke, no it's all the fats, salt and high blood pressure that did.

Who woulda thunk it!? Jack can't cook food, but apparently he CAN cook crack rocks.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

South Carolina She-Crab Soup Recipe

This soup is a staple for all of us living on the South Carolina coast. Here is my take on the soup that I think is outstanding! Enjoy!

www.allrecipes.com

Literally the first result when you Google "She Crab Soup Recipies"

EDIT: a roux is made by slowly whisking in a tablespoon of flour at a time until it is all incorporated. But don't take my word for it, here's a article from Emril Legassi on rouxs. https://www.emerils.com/121376/blond-roux

That recipe calls for 2 cloves of garlic. Jack looked like he used closer to 2 cups than 2 cloves. I doubt you can taste anything but garlic.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I’m amazed at Jack’s ability to completely fuck up even the most basic cooking techniques. Making a roux is cooking 101. Fat, flour, stir. I’m pretty sure you could teach that to a chimpanzee.

This soup is a disaster. Both in execution and from a nutritional perspective. Half a stick of butter is like 500 kcal, half a gallon of half and half is around 2,500 kcal, about a cup of heavy cream is close to 1,000 kcal, a pound of crab meat is 500 kcal. He also added an unknown amount of flour and booze. It’s at least 5,000 kcal.

It barely qualifies as soup. It’s closer to heavy cream eggnog actually. There’s no way the alcohol evaporated after being added to the soup like he did. It takes a lot of time to cook off booze after it’s been mixed into a liquid. Normally you’d use it to deglaze the pan, which cooks off the booze real fast, or even flambé that shit. Then again, Jack shouldn’t get anywhere near flambé if he cares for his house. The amount of fat in that “soup” is fucking disgusting.

All you really need for a quick and simple 15-minute creamy crab soup is a white roux, some onions, celery, garlic (way less than what Mr Salmonella used), some chicken stock, crab meat, cream, and some seasoning (salt, pepper, cayenne, maybe nutmeg, maybe a pinch of old bay). You can add potatoes, carrots, peppers, corn, or whatever the fuck you like. You can blend the base before adding the crab meat or keep it more rustic. Small cubed potatoes add a lovely richness when blended into the soup. Leeks are nice too. It’s not gonna be a Michelin-star dish but at least it’s gonna be palatable unlike that pot of fat and booze Jack calls crab soup.

 

[Zero fks to give]

Alternatively, that is when it hit peak humor

You're right. Idk what got into me.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Shrek and Pajeet left their cast iron cookware just lying outside in the desert at Troonblinka and Jack could probably still do worse damage to one.

Can't wait for this video of Tammy scrubbing a skillet. I'm also positive that it isn't seasoned.

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Jesus Christ I hate being this right.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Can't wait for this video of Tammy scrubbing a skillet. I'm also positive that it isn't seasoned.

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Sure it’s seasoned. Jack rubbed a whole pound of salt into it and let it rest in the fridge overnight.

 

[JackDavis]

"Live chat replay was turned off for this video"
FeelsBadMan

Well he didn't turn it off for part 2. Hey someone actually said something! Oh, it's just Jack putting in a URL.

 

[Aaway]

LOL what's the fucking point of a livestream if you disable the live chat? i mean it doesn't really matter in jack's case anyways because no one shows up but still

and it looks like he forgot to turn off comments on both of those livestreams

 

[PTNR 2.0]

LOL what's the fucking point of a livestream if you disable the live chat?

What's the point in doing keto if you're gonna eat 4000 calories worth of cheese, bacon and Cool Whip?

What's the point in trying to rehab your stroke arm if you're eating like you want to have 3 more strokes this year?

What's the point in doing a cooking show and not listing the recipes, cooking the food properly or giving a shit about presentation?

What's the point in cultivating a Youtube fanbase if you're going to cripple your fans ability to interact with you by disabling comments and ratings?

What's the point in having a son if you're just going to choke him to death?

Jack is nothing if not a walking contradiction. It's almost Zen-like at this point.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Is Spiritual Warfare Real?

Pastor Jim is the pastor at LaunchPoint Church in Lebanon,TN https://soundcloud.com/launchpointchurch Jack Scalfani is the host of 5 Youtube shows.

youtu.be

6:32 jack denounces witch craft
8:24 if I believe in the bible will demons not attack me?
9:12 is a ridiculously forced laugh

 

[Gladatha]

He seems to be doing deep phlegmy coughs these days... it's just great to listen to as a viewer.