What job would you be least suited to do? - Or what job would you hate the most.

[Jane Doe Kiwi]

Teacher. I love kids but dealing with 30 in a confined room all day would drive me up the wall.

 

[Super Color Up]

Anything that has to do with talking to people for any longer than a collective minute and I will lose my gourd. Not that I don't think I could be good at customer service in general, but I've heard and seen the horrors of retail and I'd rather not be responsible for maiming someone because they don't listen or they're legitimately stupid.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

all of them lol

 

[Chichan]

Anything that is manual labor. I am small and not very strong. Also back problems galore. I throw out my back having to pick up a heavy laundry basket. Anything that requires me to hold a conversation for more than an hour. Terribly shy and ridden with social anxiety.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Salesman. I could and have dealt with working retail but I don't have the charisma or connections to try and make actual sales.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

At this point any job that required me to work for someone else. I've been running my own company for so long now I don't think I could go back to being an employee though some aspects of it would be easier.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I'd never make it as a doctor, people are too retarded self-destructive and I'm too soft to weather the effects of watching them go for a long-term suicide attempt.

 

[XE 600]

I'm pretty terrible at my current job tbh.

 

[W00K #17]

Politics because my internet history would dq me.

 

[LU 010]

Sales. I have an extreme distaste for lying and manipulation. My autistic tendency to be overly blunt and excessively truthful would make me the worst salesperson in christendom.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Doctor

• I need sleep to function well and depending on what kind of doctor you are, you go weeks with little sleep
• Too high stress where one mistake can kill someone
• You risk getting sued more than the average person
• Some patients or families of the patient can be really ungrateful or rude
• Depending on what practice you are offered, some of them will take advantage of you and pay you less for doing more work
• I’m terrible at anatomy (never took an anatomy class)
• My math skills are just average

Overall, just not a good fit for me. I admire those that can do this, but if you’re only in it for the money, you won’t like it.

Source: My dad’s a doctor

 

[WW 635]

Housewife/stay-at-home-mom/anything that involves cooking, cleaning, or babies

 

[Stoneheart]

lower tier management in retail or fastfood. did that before and had to quit.
i realy wanted to call a meeting, lock the doors and start setting fire to the store every morning.

to many dense and lazy people---

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Pink collar work. Just any of it is unpleasant. I can do it and I don't terribly mind doing it but if I have to tell people I'm the manager of a call center in my late 20s I'll kill myself in shame.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

My current job as a social worker, I been trying to get myself fired for over 2 years now but now matter how many lives are ruined, nobody seams to give a shit.

 

[Pargon]

Anything in which I am expected to interact with the general public to any degree.

Reasons:

• I am shit garbage
• I naturally grow increasingly infuriated the longer I am engaged in conversation
• Extremely difficult to convince me that anything is more important than bouncing anime jugs

 

[OB 946]

Anything in customer service.

 

[JM 590]

Sales. I have an extreme distaste for lying and manipulation. My autistic tendency to be overly blunt and excessively truthful would make me the worst salesperson in christendom.

Fucking amen. I had a job at one point where I went in being told I could do sales on the side to earn a bit of extra money, so of course I went "lol nope". Turns out, sales were actually an extremely important metric, and I was belittled for bringing the entire team down despite being terrific at everything else, i.e. what I applied for.

I ended up arguing with my boss over it and quitting.

I'm good at working with people one-on-one, but I can't handle rapid fire, impersonal situations where I'm forced to do small talk and read my customer. And if that involves having to lie and persuade the customer into something not in their best interests? I'm going to do exactly the opposite of what you want me to do, and point them to a better deal, and probably end up getting berated and fired for it.

Whatever, motherfucker, at least I can sleep at night knowing I didn't fuck someone over for a couple of bucks.

I always thought I might make a good doct-

Doctor

• I need sleep to function well and depending on what kind of doctor you are, you go weeks with little sleep
• Too high stress where one mistake can kill someone
• You risk getting sued more than the average person
• Some patients or families of the patient can be really ungrateful or rude
• Depending on what practice you are offered, some of them will take advantage of you and pay you less for doing more work
• I’m terrible at anatomy (never took an anatomy class)
• My math skills are just average

Overall, just not a good fit for me. I admire those that can do this, but if you’re only in it for the money, you won’t like it.

Source: My dad’s a doctor

hahaha nevermind

 

[The Last Stand]

A job involving children. Children don't know much better, and I'd lose my patience dealing with them.

 

[PL 001]

Retail. Did it when I was younger. Never again. I'm too old and have too short a fuse these days to deal with dumbass retail managers, incompetent HR, lazy autistic coworkers and the lobotomized herd of customers. Even as an entry level job to better things, there is nothing worthwhile about retail. It all sucks.