Snowflake Christine Milneaux - Munchie who came here to sperg [PM sneasel if you wanna do a proper OP on this tard]

[heathercho]

Also, heathercho: does it worry me that he'll leave me for a younger woman, and then I'll really be stuck, past my prime, no skills, and no options? Oh yes. Absolutely, of course it does. Such risks have always been in the back of my mind. I suppose one could say I've considered it to be an occupational hazard, almost. When one chooses-- or perhaps, as in my case wakes up to-- this singular lifestyle, that's the sort of downside that one has to risk. There are risk-reward downsides to every lifestyle, however, and just like everyone else on the planet, I chose mine based on ease, natural aptitude, ability to learn, inner desires, drive, etc. etc.

That's not what I said though, but good to see where your priorities are.

So your occupation is what exactly? Roleplaying for real?

Your need to be helpless is interesting. That's why I suspect you're here.
That and you're enjoying the roleplay. It speaks a lot for your relationship with your husband.
He's not meeting those needs. You don't talk about him as being in control either. That's interesting too, because if he were, then I could see why you larp as a helpless waifu.
If he were some strong victorian era man, with a wife dying of some unseen illness, I'd expect him to be taking control and getting his wife all the help he could. Weak men suck. He should have been training you up. What a waste.

Well, I guess that's something you have to deal with by yourself. The pearl clutching purveyors of beauty parlour threads don't think you're interesting enough to bother with. That's a shame. I thought you were superniche and just needed some encouragement.
So now there will be no more attention, I guess.

Does that mean you really are dying now tho? Fading away? We'll have to see.

 

[ADHD]

It's my professional opinion there's nothing wrong with this cow that can't be cured by getting good and fucked regularly by someone who isn't a pedo leprechaun. Maybe she has a leprechaun fetish, and that's fine, but she should find one who is attracted to adult women, since that's what she is.

 

[AbraCadaver]

1. That's not powerleveling. I swear to god the word has no meaning anymore.
2. I want her reaction. Don't read the thread if she's upsetting you so much. She's not a troll. She's a person of interest.
3. Don't tell me what to do, it makes me want to do it even more.

DON’T YOU DARE PUT THAT FORK UP YOUR NOSE, MISSY

 

[heathercho]

DON’T YOU DARE PUT THAT FORK UP YOUR NOSE, MISSY

I told you, don't tell me what to do. It makes me want to do it more.

 

[MistressCaridad]

Okay.
Just as a matter of general interest for this thread, seeing that there’s periodic “poor frail Virginia Poe, what a tragic heroine” sperging happening here:

1. There is no indication in any historical records that Virginia Clemm Poe had lupus, or that she was even ill at all before she contracted tuberculosis (which was her official cause of death).
2. She kept a fairly active lifestyle for a city dwelling woman of that era until she became sick: the Poes were fairly poor and she didn’t have a maid so she kept the household herself (a pretty involved task back in those days), she studied the classics and learned languages, took music lessons (she had a beautiful singing voice and was quite a good pianist by all accounts) and she also acted as an assistant and organizer for Poe’s writing career (keeping all his manuscripts organized and mailing them out when he finished them, making sure he had ink and paper and all the other things he needed).
3. Her illness came on suddenly and prior to that she gave no indication that she was even feeling unwell (she started coughing up blood whilst playing the piano and that was the first sign she was sick).
4. Even while she was ill, on her better days she got up out of bed and tended her garden, sat at the piano and played, and did some of the simpler household tasks. No lying about simpering about how horribly ill she was.
5. Tuberculosis is a fucking gross and miserable disease. Untreated or undertreated as it would have been in Virginia’s time, a person affected will cough up blood (and piss blood in some cases if the kidneys are also affected), lose weight rapidly to the point of wasting, gasp and wheeze for breath... don’t picture a pale, fragile, lovely maiden lying daintily among a mound of pillows, giving out a few delicate coughs here and there. Picture the same maiden emaciated and sweaty, gasping and hacking, rag in hand to catch the blood and phlegm that never seems to stop coming no matter how much she coughs. Yeah, not pretty or romantic at all.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I told you, don't tell me what to do. It makes me want to do it more.

YOU’D BETTER NOT INVEST IN A TIMESHARE OR YOU’RE IN BIG TROUBLE!

 

[Broken Pussy]

To whom it may concern, speaking to a POI who shows up in their own thread is totally fine. A great many hilarious moments have come from cows showing up in their own threads. Some threads are only good because the cows come to play.

@Christine Milneaux is no Vampire Kelly, though. Kelly is willing to sacrifice her own legs to get attention. Christine seems pretty low effort, by comparison.

 

[heathercho]

To whom it may concern, speaking to a POI who shows up in their own thread is totally fine. A great many hilarious moments have come from cows showing up in their own threads. Some threads are only good because the cows come to play.

@Christine Milneaux is no Vampire Kelly, though. Kelly is willing to sacrifice her own legs to get attention. Christine seems pretty low effort, by comparison.

She may be low effort and no Terryberry, but @Christine Milneaux wants to die like a tragic heroine.
This is her wake. And her autopsy. It's only fair to help her out.

I still want to know why her husband isn't training her though. Even Mike, that complete limp dicked faggot was training Julie.

 

[ADHD]

I still want to know why her husband isn't training her though.

Maybe he's just as low effort as she is. We're talking about a guy who was supposedly a virgin until he was 28, after all.

 

[Broken Pussy]

She may be low effort and no Terryberry, but @Christine Milneaux wants to die like a tragic heroine.
This is her wake. And her autopsy. It's only fair to help her out.

I still want to know why her husband isn't training her though. Even Mike, that complete limp dicked faggot was training Julie.

She’d be easier to train with stumps instead of legs. Like Boxing Helena.

 

[roblox gay nazi sex club]

bold of you to assume she'll ever be worth anything

 

[lurk_moar]

On other note it is believed that Queen Anne had lupus which is why she had many miscarriages and stillbirths because of an anti phospholipid antibody not some blood group antibody acquired through pregnancy like anti-D (no pun intended or anything).

 

[Christine Milneaux]

I think he trained me extremely well, or I trained him; I'm not sure which. Yesterday he suggested that I should wear a white or light pink period costume and carry a lace parasol when I walk so that I would look like Ginger, his wife on My Time at Portia. I couldn't even articulate a response, I was so happy. I feel this extraneous detail is relevant; in the game Ginger is chronically ill with Mysterious Fictional Disease, and she and I share many of the same quirks, like constantly apologizing for being too ill to do housework. She can't go outside during daylight and so takes long walks with her brother at night for exercise, which sounds a whole lot like lupus to me. She has this whole questline where she gets sick and dies at the end. I feel as though if he were tired of this aspect of me, he wouldn't surround himself with it by marrying video game characters who act just like me and then asking me to cosplay them.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I think he trained me extremely well, or I trained him; I'm not sure which. Yesterday he suggested that I should wear a white or light pink period costume and carry a lace parasol when I walk so that I would look like Ginger, his wife on My Time at Portia. I couldn't even articulate a response, I was so happy. I feel this extraneous detail is relevant, in the game Ginger is chronically ill with Mysterious Fictional Disease, and she and I share many of the same quirks, like constantly apologizing for being too ill to do housework. I feel as though if he were tired of this aspect of me, he wouldn't surround himself with it by marrying video game characters who act just like me and then asking me to cosplay them.

That is some budget-ass kink.

 

[Whatthefuck]

On other note it is believed that Queen Anne had lupus which is why she had many miscarriages and stillbirths because of an anti phospholipid antibody not some blood group antibody acquired through pregnancy like anti-D (no pun intended or anything).

I'd read somewhere that it was also speculated to be an Rh factor issue since Elizabeth was born healthy and she was never able to carry another baby to term. Rh incompatibility can cause all sorts of complications most of which can lead to miscarriage. For instance if Anne was Rh negative and Elizabeth was Rh negative then there's no problem. If the other fetuses were Rh positive and Anne was Rh negative then Anne's body would have treated the fetus like a virus essentially and it would react as it would to any illness only it would attack the fetus itself.

Sorry, history speculation sperg.

I think he trained me extremely well, or I trained him; I'm not sure which. Yesterday he suggested that I should wear a white or light pink period costume and carry a lace parasol when I walk so that I would look like Ginger, his wife on My Time at Portia. I couldn't even articulate a response, I was so happy. I feel this extraneous detail is relevant, in the game Ginger is chronically ill with Mysterious Fictional Disease, and she and I share many of the same quirks, like constantly apologizing for being too ill to do housework. I feel as though if he were tired of this aspect of me, he wouldn't surround himself with it by marrying video game characters who act just like me and then asking me to cosplay them.

Sis, that's not normal. That's plain weird on every conceivable level.

 

[Recoil]

I think he trained me extremely well, or I trained him; I'm not sure which. Yesterday he suggested that I should wear a white or light pink period costume and carry a lace parasol when I walk so that I would look like Ginger, his wife on My Time at Portia. I couldn't even articulate a response, I was so happy. I feel this extraneous detail is relevant; in the game Ginger is chronically ill with Mysterious Fictional Disease, and she and I share many of the same quirks, like constantly apologizing for being too ill to do housework. She can't go outside during daylight and so takes long walks with her brother at night for exercise, which sounds a whole lot like lupus to me. She has this whole questline where she gets sick and dies at the end. I feel as though if he were tired of this aspect of me, he wouldn't surround himself with it by marrying video game characters who act just like me and then asking me to cosplay them.

Ever notice that almost every sentence you write is about yourself?
It's like you view the entire world through a shattered mirror & see yourself reflected in every shard.
You must be in a very peculiar Hell.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Ever notice that almost every sentence you write is about yourself?
It's like you view the entire world through a shattered mirror & see yourself reflected in every shard.
You must be in a very peculiar Hell.

Well talking about herself IS the whole point of why she came here. I imagine nobody else wants to listen. I mean we don’t either, but there you go.

 

[Christine Milneaux]

I have literally described my life as "a very peculiar hell" on more than one occasion. Until I learned what Tartarus is, naturally.

 

[ADHD]

I think he trained me extremely well, or I trained him; I'm not sure which. Yesterday he suggested that I should wear a white or light pink period costume and carry a lace parasol when I walk so that I would look like Ginger, his wife on My Time at Portia. I couldn't even articulate a response, I was so happy. I feel this extraneous detail is relevant; in the game Ginger is chronically ill with Mysterious Fictional Disease, and she and I share many of the same quirks, like constantly apologizing for being too ill to do housework. She can't go outside during daylight and so takes long walks with her brother at night for exercise, which sounds a whole lot like lupus to me. She has this whole questline where she gets sick and dies at the end. I feel as though if he were tired of this aspect of me, he wouldn't surround himself with it by marrying video game characters who act just like me and then asking me to cosplay them.

Based on your Reddit posts, you're too fat to be Ginger.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Well talking about herself IS the whole point of why she came here. I imagine nobody else wants to listen. I mean we don’t either, but there you go.

Yes but here, as long as we keep discussing around her, she gets to pretend she's moving us to empathy and changing our lives. I was going to write the OP for this one but fuck it, she's too boring to even waste my energy on.

Anyway, back on the topic of Not Christine, George III might have had the genetic condition porphyria or Bipolar I which caused him to babble for hours without stopping to the point where he would be foaming at the mouth and exhausted but not be able to stop talking. His doctors tried to cure him by screaming "STOP DOING WEIRD SHIT" at him very loud for hours at a time and feeding him arsenic.

There's also some suggestion that US Civil War general George B. McClellan had a serious case of Bipolar I and that's what caused him to be alternately so full of his own grandiose "Little Napoleon" plans and so wracked with paranoia and delusional belief that the enemy was much stronger, better-prepared, and more numerous than they were, causing him to repeatedly fuck up everything he attempted.