Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[SiccDicc]

Aren't Pomeranians expensive designer dogs? Google says they run an average of $600-$1,500 apiece. How many pets does she have crammed into an LA one-bedroom at this point, weren't there three or four cats as well?

I haven't kept up with her Twitter, but can someone do a health and wellness check on whether or not she's instagram'ing or tweeting her pets?

I do know that she's probably not caring for either appropriately; someone here mentioned Pomeranians are crazy demanding when it comes to hygiene.

 

[m0rnutz]

I haven't kept up with her Twitter, but can someone do a health and wellness check on whether or not she's instagram'ing or tweeting her pets?

Yes. She wont shut the fuck up about them.

 

[NukeAfrikan]

How many pets does she have crammed into an LA one-bedroom at this point, weren't there three or four cats as well?

"I am going to fuck around, don't have kids and raise dogs that cost a whole salary by doing anal special's" ... Good plan, bitch now wear a hijab.

 

[Clockwork Dragon]

Monica Lewinsky is hotter than Zoe Quinn.

Change my mind

She's also a more or less functional member of society, so there's that too. Although I guess she isn't making purses anymore. She may have crossed paths with ZQ because she's into the SJW shit now.

 

[AprilRains]

Come on. Monica at least laid an apex predator. Zoe never made it with anyone who didn't smell like patchouli and ass.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Monica Lewinsky sucked dick on expert level. Zoe? well......not so much. if life is indeed a video game shes stuck on "tutorial I"

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Come on. Monica at least laid an apex predator. Zoe never made it with anyone who didn't smell like patchouli and ass.

Zoe was clever enough to run the dick sucking hustle in an environment made up of the LEAST powerful men on earth. Monica probably daydreams about how marvelous it would have been if she were able to control the media/narrative like Quinn did. Game recognize game.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Zoe was clever enough to run the dick sucking hustle in an environment made up of the LEAST powerful men on earth. Monica probably daydreams about how marvelous it would have been if she were able to control the media/narrative like Quinn did. Game recognize game.

Ehhh ... I bet Monica would've had a much better run if her shit went down during the age of Twitter and social media.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

Completely forgot about Zoe. Time to update the counter.

The game is creeping on 1000 days since it has been announced, as it stands, it's 945. As for, ehm, "delay", it's 847 days.

The self-help author, Malcolm Gladwell, proposed that you need 10000 hours to achieve mastery at your craft. 847 days is 20328 hours, so if Zoe would spend only half of her day on trying to be something she'd already be an artisanal game developer.

Keep on keeping on, Zoe.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Completely forgot about Zoe. Time to update the counter.

The game is creeping on 1000 days since it has been announced, as it stands, it's 945. As for, ehm, "delay", it's 847 days.

The self-help author, Malcolm Gladwell, proposed that you need 10000 hours to achieve mastery at your craft. 847 days is 20328 hours, so if Zoe would spend only half of her day on trying to be something she'd already be an artisanal game developer.

Keep on keeping on, Zoe.

That math is also assuming she has already put in 0 hours prior to this game's announcement.

Which is canonically true.

 

[Water-T]

Monica Lewinsky is hotter than Zoe Quinn.

Change my mind

Monica's dress crusted with Bill's 20 year old jizz is hotter than Chelsea.

 

[Brain Problems]

Monica's dress crusted with Bill's 20 year old jizz is hotter than Chelsea.

And is more valuable both culturally and financially than anything Chelsea can ever hope to make.

 

[metroid_fetish]

At least Monica finished Bill. Zoe can't finish shit.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

At least Monica finished Bill. Zoe can't finish shit.

Zoe has almost finished ScretGamerGrrl, he's on the ropes and she's never even touched him.

 

[Haramburger]

Zoe just got another dog. I'm pretty sure the hand in the photo is the breeder's, not hers, there seems to be a liver spot and Zoe hasn't aged that badly.

NEW PUPDATE THREAD: MEET CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME! She joins Quinn Haüs on 6/18~

https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/1133455345878069248

two cats, two dogs, for a woman who lives in an apartment but is also jetsetting across the country at any given time for weekends to weeks. This dog is literally a coping tool for her dad dying, what an awful reason to adopt, because she clearly wasn't getting enough emotional fulfillment from the existing animals already in her care. Proof that childless and husbandless women go crazy and collect little furry things to baby in lieu of the life they ought to have lived.


Meanwhile, she's made updates linking her comic series to her dad dying, but still has "Issue #4 out now!" pinned. "until I really reconnected with his family (both biker and blood) at the funeral," how much blood could Dad really have in the 18ish years since Chelsea left the broken nest?

 

[Wargarbl]

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"Officially done with this arc" = sales were bleak and DC laughed until their sides went into orbit when asked about getting renewed

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

So I suppose we can expect a Goddess Mode Gofundme any time now?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

How many Vertigo comics are left now? Rob Sheridan’s and what else is left for Andy’s failed re-launch?

Wonder if DC is regretting this at all.

 

[Water-T]

"This arc is over" = "DC canned my series and i'm not allowed within 500 feet of their offices, plus they blocked my phone number"

 

[Dickens Cider]

two cats, two dogs, for a woman who lives in an apartment but is also jetsetting across the country at any given time for weekends to weeks. This dog is literally a coping tool for her dad dying, what an awful reason to adopt, because she clearly wasn't getting enough emotional fulfillment from the existing animals already in her care. Proof that childless and husbandless women go crazy and collect little furry things to baby in lieu of the life they ought to have lived.

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Meanwhile, she's made updates linking her comic series to her dad dying, but still has "Issue #4 out now!" pinned. "until I really reconnected with his family (both biker and blood) at the funeral," how much blood could Dad really have in the 18ish years since Chelsea left the broken nest?

Dont forget the Jellyfish.