Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

The inevitable outcome. Vertigo had a reason to exist in the '90s when there was no other outlet that could publish non-superhero comics for an adult audience and give them a real push. Now Image has completely taken over that end of the market.

Besides which, these kinds of comics still don't usually sell that well coming from anywhere. For every book like Saga that becomes a hit by the standards of the direct market, which is to say that maybe 50,000-70,000 people read it, Image publishes dozens that come and go without making a lasting impression.

Does any comic book sell nowadays? The entire industry is getting dragged to hell by virtue signalling and sjw-isms.
 
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Does any comic book sell nowadays?
Depends on what you mean by "sell." Batman and Walking Dead move as many units as an average Marvel book did in the middle '80s?

Politics don't really have anything to do with it. The fact of the matter is that a 22-page flimsy-ass comic book that costs four bucks and you're done reading it in three minutes is a waste of fucking money. The people who buy them do it because they're collectors and/or fetishists, and they're all gonna be dead within the next 20-30 years.
 
Ehhh ... I bet Monica would've had a much better run if her shit went down during the age of Twitter and social media.

Nope nope nope.


The liberal media, with the Clintons pulling the strings, gaslight everyone about Monica HARD. Probably worse than what the Republicans did to Monica themselves to get her to give up the details about the affair.

If anything, Hillary is Zoe and Monica is her ex that she got the mainstream media to go to town vilifying.
 
Depends on what you mean by "sell." Batman and Walking Dead move as many units as an average Marvel book did in the middle '80s?

Politics don't really have anything to do with it. The fact of the matter is that a 22-page flimsy-ass comic book that costs four bucks and you're done reading it in three minutes is a waste of fucking money. The people who buy them do it because they're collectors and/or fetishists, and they're all gonna be dead within the next 20-30 years.

These people should just go the manga route and work on trades exclusively. Those things are more worth the bang for your buck. Or lower the costs of individual comics. The way they've been doing things have been outdated for ages, and it's finally catching up to them.

Anyway, on the topic of Goddess Mode's demise, I would ultimately consider it to be a success, though only by Zoe Quinn standards. Sure, it didn't sell well, but she actually managed to get it out, unlike the Chuck Tingle game and Rebel Game Jam and she can now check off comic books on the list of quirky nerd girl things she needs to do, which is probably all she wanted. She's probably bummed that it didn't get her more attention and twitter fights with CGers though.
 
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It gets better! No more Vertigo Comics! She literally is the kiss of death for any fucking thing she touches! Warner Broothers appears to be dropping the hammer on all the danger haired idiocy and massive money sink that was Vertigo.
It's fucking weird how Warner seems to care more for it's IPs then Disney.

One more for the team trashcan!

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Jesus Christ is that Zoe? How the fuck does this ugly bitch have so many beta cucks?
 
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She used to be slightly less repulsive back in her suicide girls days. Like a 5/10 as opposed to the 2-3/10 she is now. Though virtue signallers aren't known for their high standards anyway.
I guess many hits in the face with a baseball bat didn't turn her into handsome Squidward.

 
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The inevitable outcome. Vertigo had a reason to exist in the '90s when there was no other outlet that could publish non-superhero comics for an adult audience and give them a real push. Now Image has completely taken over that end of the market.

Besides which, these kinds of comics still don't usually sell that well coming from anywhere. For every book like Saga that becomes a hit by the standards of the direct market, which is to say that maybe 50,000-70,000 people read it, Image publishes dozens that come and go without making a lasting impression.

It could be looked at from another angle as well.
Vertigo formed almost as a necessity to make a place for many stellar British writers who grew up on British comics instead of American super-hero comics. They could write very well but didn't want to write Superman. So Vertigo put out something different: Sandman, Preacher, Hell Blazer, they republished comics like V for Vendetta among other things. It was an outlet for people that didn't fit into the bread and butter business of the american comics industry, it was very successful and involved highly skilled and creative people.

SocJus Vertigo works the same way, it was SJW stories with SJW characters from "outsider" writers but no one had any real ambition or talent, plus they're catering to a crowd of triggered morons so it was a dismal failure from the start.
 
It gets better! No more Vertigo Comics! She literally is the kiss of death for any fucking thing she touches! Warner Broothers appears to be dropping the hammer on all the danger haired idiocy and massive money sink that was Vertigo.

It's a good thing her and Sargon will never team up. Their combined anti-Midas touches would put out the sun.
 
Damn she ugly.
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Obligatory boytoy, the one who looked like a troll doll
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And confirmation that yes, Chelsea does in fact abuse anonymity for vandalism or harassment purposes. Thereby she sent those emails to herself anand others. The page history showed an IP address out of Los Angeles had converted everything to Trump.

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She has recently uploaded photos of her father as well as family photos to her instagram.

Through a study I ascertain she is like every alt girl on the internet that struggled with daddy issues, but when daddy is dying and dead suddenly they miss him and loved him.

Edit: also her dad was a blue collar worker.
 
LMAO how does Terence keep getting replies/engagement? He's a literal who that doesn't do anything other than be friends IRL with Jeph Jacques. Her orbiters on twitter must be as confused as I am, he's the only one who gets verbal asspats back.
 
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I'm proud of never having gotten a boner from Zoe.

The only guys who are into Zoe are virgins or dudes who rarely fuck. If you take one look at all those piercings and that choker you know she's crazy. "But crazy girls are amazing in bed" all girls are amazing in bed if you just go at it correctly. Unless you're into pissing on them but then just find literally any Japanese girl.
 
Depends on what you mean by "sell." Batman and Walking Dead move as many units as an average Marvel book did in the middle '80s?

Politics don't really have anything to do with it. The fact of the matter is that a 22-page flimsy-ass comic book that costs four bucks and you're done reading it in three minutes is a waste of fucking money. The people who buy them do it because they're collectors and/or fetishists, and they're all gonna be dead within the next 20-30 years.

Additionally, comic book piracy is way easier now due to the rise of technology - especially when compared to 1940-1980.

As a casual fan trying to catch up (example - you want to read all of "Thor" because of the Marvel movies) you can try and track down several "anthology" books for $30, buy all back issues for $2-4 each, or just download a zip file for free.
 
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