Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Twitter Q&A time. Our gorl talks about her health, her laaaygs, her appt with the psychiatrist and how Becky feels about her weight. Also, SHE DOESN'T NEED A WALKER YOU HAYDURS LOL.
I left out the insignificant stuff, more bs about prefilming and some sassing of the haydurs because that shit is getting too repetitive even for me.

ETA: Best quote from this one: "Yeah, I need time to rest because hi, doctors orders, but fuck that. I am no longer stopping myself from living my life."
WTF :lit:

Ah she’s such a cunt. This is why I’ll have no sympathy for her when she inevitably keels over and chokes.
 
Twitter Q&A time. Our gorl talks about her health, her laaaygs, her appt with the psychiatrist and how Becky feels about her weight. Also, SHE DOESN'T NEED A WALKER YOU HAYDURS LOL.
I left out the insignificant stuff, more bs about prefilming and some sassing of the haydurs because that shit is getting too repetitive even for me.

ETA: Best quote from this one: "Yeah, I need time to rest because hi, doctors orders, but fuck that. I am no longer stopping myself from living my life."
WTF :lit:
Doesn't fucking 5 fast food meals a day and high fat irritate gallbladders as well? her logic makes no sense when it comes to that.

Is she talking about that old people home she volunteered at? What are the chances that any of that stuff happened to her? She seemed like she fucked around at that place and just followed destiny around while she was there, I cannot ever see her taking care of another person and if someone yelled at her or threw pee she would have posted a hour long crying video afterwards.
 
Doesn't fucking 5 fast food meals a day and high fat irritate gallbladders as well? her logic makes no sense when it comes to that.
Tbh I don't think she even knows what her gallbladder does. 2 out of 3 of her housemates are gallbladder-less and look how they eat. Thanks to AL's graceful respect of her gorlfriend's privacy we also know that Becky still has trouble in the bathroom even though her surgery was so long ago she should have learned what to eat by now. Mumbles can still get away with attributing his tummy trouble to the adjustment period after surgery but I wager he won't see any improvement 10 years from now either.
 
Is there any truth to her claim that a surgeon wouldn't remove gallstones from a 365lb woman due to their weight? That in itself is believable enough I guess (idk shit about surgery or anything medical) but did they just shrug and say "guess you have gallstones til you lose some weight"? No medicine, nothing? It seems more likely to me that she had them removed and is lying about it for an excuse, still has them because she was too lazy and didn't want to follow any alternative procedure/couldn't afford the surgery if that was actually a possibility, or, MOST likely...she never had them at any point and it's yet another pathological lie.

Can one of you stalkers give me a brief rundown on where her channel is at after this latest Japanese snacks video? I want to know the probability of her folding under the all the recent backlash and finally posting a current humblelynn apology video like "watch this, please" after shrimpgate. These pre-recorded videos are so fucking unbearable, I'm itching for something to-date and her twiddur cuntiness is too annoying to scroll through. Call me optimistic but at some point even her asspatters have got to start unsubbing from the sheer boredom...
 
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Can one of you stalkers give me a brief rundown on where her channel is at after this latest Japanese snacks video? I want to know the probability of her folding under the all the recent backlash and finally posting a current humblelynn apology video like "watch this, please" after shrimpgate. These pre-recorded videos are so fucking unbearable, I'm itching for something to-date and her twiddur cuntiness is too annoying to scroll through. Call me optimistic but at some point even her asspatters have got to start unsubbing from the sheer boredom...
This is the link to her socialblade with subs and view count. Here are her video details. It's still early and they'll change but so far there's no shrimpgate 2.0 in sight. She also said on twitter that in case of another mass exodus of subs she still wouldn't change what she's doing because keeping up the HumbleLynn persona was too much effort.
 
This is the link to her socialblade with subs and view count. Here are her video details. It's still early and they'll change but so far there's no shrimpgate 2.0 in sight. She also said on twitter that in case of another mass exodus of subs she still wouldn't change what she's doing because keeping up the HumbleLynn persona was too much effort.
Big thanks. The shrimpgate sequel is probably far, far away but I wouldn’t believe a word of what AL said on Twitter. She’ll do the same thing she always does if there’s another threat to her yt bucks; kiss ass for a few videos, then return to her true fat self once the coast is clear. I don’t really care for humblelynn at all but I’ll take anything over this eternity of pre-recorded trash.
 
Can one of you stalkers give me a brief rundown on where her channel is at after this latest Japanese snacks video? I want to know the probability of her folding under the all the recent backlash and finally posting a current humblelynn apology video like "watch this, please" after shrimpgate. These pre-recorded videos are so fucking unbearable, I'm itching for something to-date and her twiddur cuntiness is too annoying to scroll through. Call me optimistic but at some point even her asspatters have got to start unsubbing from the sheer boredom...

The only time she ever deleted pre-filmed videos and put something up on her channel that was current was when Kasey made his rebuttal video and people tore into her. She pleaded with him to take the video down, he refused, she deleted hers, then put up a video simply titled "Updates." You bet she victimized herself to the ninth degree claiming she made the ultimate sacrifice and blah. Then tried to get her viewers to feel bad by saying there was some highly requested footage lost in the mass deletion :roll:

So yeah, in order to have any sort of up-to-date videos from her, it'll have to top the time she got called out for making false rape claims.
 
Is there any truth to her claim that a surgeon wouldn't remove gallstones from a 365lb woman due to their weight? That in itself is believable enough I guess (idk shit about surgery or anything medical) but did they just shrug and say "guess you have gallstones til you lose some weight"? No medicine, nothing? It seems more likely to me that she had them removed and is lying about it for an excuse, still has them because she was too lazy and didn't want to follow any alternative procedure/couldn't afford the surgery if that was actually a possibility, or, MOST likely...she never had them at any point and it's yet another pathological lie.
I dont think she has gallstones either. Her diet alone would cause her to have a bad attack at some point and it doesnt seem like they treated her for it. They insist on a low fat diet to help it and she has gone light speeds in the opposite direction with that.
 
The only time she ever deleted pre-filmed videos and put something up on her channel that was current was when Kasey made his rebuttal video and people tore into her. She pleaded with him to take the video down, he refused, she deleted hers, then put up a video simply titled "Updates." You bet she victimized herself to the ninth degree claiming she made the ultimate sacrifice and blah. Then tried to get her viewers to feel bad by saying there was some highly requested footage lost in the mass deletion :roll:

So yeah, in order to have any sort of up-to-date videos from her, it'll have to top the time she got called out for making false rape claims.
That's not the only time. She deleted a month or so of vlogs around the time she and Destiny started working at the call center. That time she just wanted to start fresh or was too lazy to edit the footage. Not to nitpick, I'm just sharing the useless AL-related knowledge my brain holds onto for some reason :biggrin:
 
Is there any truth to her claim that a surgeon wouldn't remove gallstones from a 365lb woman due to their weight? That in itself is believable enough I guess (idk shit about surgery or anything medical) but did they just shrug and say "guess you have gallstones til you lose some weight"? No medicine, nothing? It seems more likely to me that she had them removed and is lying about it for an excuse, still has them because she was too lazy and didn't want to follow any alternative procedure/couldn't afford the surgery if that was actually a possibility, or, MOST likely...she never had them at any point and it's yet another pathological lie.
That morbidly obese woman called Jen on youtube has cancer and can't have it operated due to her weight, so it makes sense...
I think they would only operate in eminent death risk, appendicitis about to burst for example or rotten leg that needs to be amputate, since her chances to survive the anaesthesia are pretty slim at her weight.
Also... wouldn't she need insurance since removing gallstones is not an emergency procedure?
 
Yeah, this is the kind of filthy, backhanded shit narcs do. "Becky is too dumb to know, or care, so I have to be the adult in the situation." And you know this will be brought up in the inevitable breakup, narcs keep running lists of grievances, and Becky will be blindsided with ALL of it, and she'll be standing there like a poleaxed cow, because she's Becky, she's not equipped to deal with that. And then it will be "OMG, I would be so much better if it wasn't for BECKY, and her drinking, it's all her fault!"

And, you KNOW, if Becky tried to start a convo like that, CuntLynn would shut that shit down fast. That ain't you job, Becky.
Doesn't fucking 5 fast food meals a day and high fat irritate gallbladders as well? her logic makes no sense when it comes to that.

Is she talking about that old people home she volunteered at? What are the chances that any of that stuff happened to her? She seemed like she fucked around at that place and just followed destiny around while she was there, I cannot ever see her taking care of another person and if someone yelled at her or threw pee she would have posted a hour long crying video afterwards.
That's probably more narcissist shit. She stole Destiny's stories, because hers are "I was in the kitchen washing shit and feeling sorry for myself." Narcs will steal any story they hear and all of a sudden, it happened to them. I've seen narcs start crying "remembering" the anguish of something....that happened to ME.
 
I was watching Joe Rogan and Jake the Snake talk about Andre the Giant. Jake says during Wrestlemania III, when Hulk Hogan successfully body slammed Andre, that he was 550 pounds.

So this man who suffered from a medical condition that caused him to be this huge still weighed less than Amberlynn does today.
 
I was watching Joe Rogan and Jake the Snake talk about Andre the Giant. Jake says during Wrestlemania III, when Hulk Hogan successfully body slammed Andre, that he was 550 pounds.

So this man who suffered from a medical condition that caused him to be this huge still weighed less than Amberlynn does today.

Andre the Giant was 7' 4", too.
 
I dont think she has gallstones either.

She does, and they look like this:

Gallstones.jpg
 
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