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Those are always my favorite ones on the lengthy lists of ailments. I hope someday to see "recurrent nasal leakage" or something.
Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention
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cow4prez2024
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“I don’t have factitious disorder. I have borderline personality disorder. There’s a HUGE difference.”
ETA: “The toxins from the vaccine”?! Wait what?? Is she simultaneously a munchie and antivaxx?
the Merck Manual said:
ETA: “The toxins from the vaccine”?! Wait what?? Is she simultaneously a munchie and antivaxx?
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Sooper Speshul Southerner
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Aren't Jaq's parents divorced? It's possible dad is still keeping her around but mom told her to fuck off. You'd think Judd would still have Jan and Paul on FB since they're supposedly such good friends. I wouldn't be surprised if the ridiculous eulogy followed by be posting video of the damn funeral (moreso the video) was the final straw for them. She deleted it pretty quickly and hasn't talked about it since.
Edit to say I'm amazed at your detective skills. I couldn't find shit on Facebook from the family.
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Yes! I forgot to include that in my post. She's talked about it once or twice in the past, but has really ramped it up in the past two weeks or so. She's now going to see some holistic doctor in Phoenix who will 'rid her of the toxins'.
She's updated us on her condition!
I stumbled upon her Facebook. She used to take much more attractive photos.
And this fun one
Toohottotrot
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That last photo was she hoping to get into med school. Did all of her be nice to the tard friends get in and she didnt
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I cannot for the life of me understands why she keeps posting such ugly fucking pictures. As you posted those older pics, she obviously knows how to take better ones. She's fat and potato shaped but she's no Amanda Baggs and could definitely make herself look better than she does.
Also I seem to remember back on LC her mom was so annoyed with her and constantly told her to knock off the diagnosis shopping, but now mom seems to be into it? What changed?
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Because negative attention is better than no attention? I think with the terrible photos she's trying to give the impression of being super autistic or something on top of her made up health claims tbh. Because that would be an excuse for not doing anything productive with her life.
Do you remember that video of her crying in the car where her mom was straight-up yelling at her to stop making all these unnecessary doctors appointments and trying to find things wrong with herself? Classic. Or the one where she cried in her vog mask and pretended to faint because her evil family made her sweep the kitchen when she was having a POTS/MCAS "flare." Man until they banned her for being underage she was brilliant. She reached out to my fake spoonie account a few times back in the days right when around when we got booted off LCF and she was starting to make her own VOG masks.
oh and since we're reminiscing, do you remember Katrina the fat girl with the fucked up eyes who shared an account with her friend that actually had cancer? She's another one to reach out to me to vent about her eating disorder and laxative habits. At the time she was claiming to be a GP gainer and then the next time I talked to her it was dumping syndrome. Anyway she missed so much high school faking sick that she is now in her 20s and still trying to finish her senior year.
I don't know how my insta DMs became a lolcow safe space but whatever, keep revealing your gross problems to me I guess.
She's one like Chronically Court who claims to be "vaccine injured" by Gardasil. These brats realize they can't fool real doctors so they go to quacks who will go "yep you're totally dying of every disease because of vaccine toxins!"“I don’t have factitious disorder. I have borderline personality disorder. There’s a HUGE difference.”
ETA: “The toxins from the vaccine”‽ Wait what?? Is she simultaneously a munchie and antivaxx?
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The potential for disability income!
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“I don’t have factitious disorder. I have borderline personality disorder. There’s a HUGE difference.”
ETA: “The toxins from the vaccine”‽ Wait what?? Is she simultaneously a munchie and antivaxx?
The munchie antivaxx mix is what interests me about her. It reminds me of how the chronic Lyme Twitter pages and the morgellons Twitter pages team up. I'm hoping for a munchie that spergs about 5G and chemtrails.
If Jaqs mother cut ties with janjan good for her. Janjans behaviour at jaqs funeral was so disrespectful to her family.
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This is a rabbit hole I'm sure I don't have time to fall down right now but...
Please, elaborate. I know nothing of the 5G conspiratard world.
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@Kate Farms Shill do you have anything recent on her? She was one of my faves from LC. Didn't her doctors get really mad at her because she bought herself a walker she didn't need?
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Yes, that's her. She only posts to her insta-stories now and deleted all her history so she's harder to trace. She off-and-on claims an eating disorder, sometimes restrictive and sometimes binge-purge. Claims POTS and dumping syndrome. Mostly just talks very vaguely about her health and tries to bait people into asking her questions. I only check in once in a while because she posts a lot about high school and it just makes me sad.
She really recently changed her insta name to chronically_vlogging but she hasn't actually started vlogging. Her YouTube is just her high school choir performances.
Sooper Speshul Southerner
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She was kind of cute before she blew up and got fat.
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For those that don't know, Morgellons disease is where objects like glass or fibres appear to be growing out of a persons skin. It is generally treated with antipsychotics and like chronic lyme is not generally recognised as a letigimate disease but rather a delusional parasitosis.
There seem to be two schools of thought from Morgellons sufferers, the first is that it is a form of lyme disease, the second is that it is caused by nano particles, smart dust and other chemicals found in chemtrails and it is part of a government conspiracy to control the population. They have probably watched/listened to an episode or two of Infowars and Coast to Coast am.
Jeremy Murphee is an advocate for Morgellons and Chronic Lyme Disease.
Links:
www.morgellonssurvey.org
Links:
Welcome to Morgellons Survey - Morgellons Survey
www.morgellonssurvey.org
He even features a video on how to doctor shop for a chronic lyme or morgellons DX.
Now the fun stuff ((WAKE UP SHEEPLE))
An article on the dangers of 5G, it includes an informative video. It's linked to the agenda 21 conspiracy (population control) along with vaccines and chemtrails.
5G and the IOT: Scientific Overview of Human Health Risks - Environmental Health Trust
Scientists caution that before rolling out 5G networks research on human health effects needs to be done to ensure the public and environment are protected.
An article linking chemtrails to Morgellons (this one has some videos and mentions some previous legitimate CIA experiments if you want to go down that rabbit hole)
American Patriot/Christian (@themorgellonswarrior) • Instagram photos and videos
1,148 Followers, 2,144 Following, 979 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from American Patriot/Christian (@themorgellonswarrior)
www.instagram.com
Michelle aka themorgellonswarrior believes her Morgellons is caused by chemtrails. I don't know that she qualifies as a munchie because although she shaved her head, has an insert illness here warrior username and wears a vog mask she only claims to have Morgellons and doesn't trust doctors.
Like our old friend vampire Kelly she is a skin picker and likes to post videos of her squeezing puss out of her legs. WARNING: This video is disgusting
https://www.instagram.com/p/BduMlTPna_2/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
Michelle thinks that there are crystals growing out of her skin and fungus growing out of her scalp. She shaved her head and likes to takes videos and photos of her scalps wounds.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4zXp9nhP2/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
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Man I thought Morgellons had died out finally. It seemed to become hopelessly passé after Joni Mitchell started claiming she had it.For those that don't know, Morgellons disease is where objects like glass or fibres appear to be growing out of a persons skin. It is generally treated with antipsychotics and like chronic lyme is not generally recognised as a letigimate disease but rather a delusional parasitosis.
There seem to be two schools of thought from Morgellons sufferers, the first is that it is a form of lyme disease, the second is that it is caused by nano particles, smart dust and other chemicals found in chemtrails and it is part of a government conspiracy to control the population. They have probably watched/listened to an episode or two of Infowars and Coast to Coast am.
Jeremy Murphee is an advocate for Morgellons and Chronic Lyme Disease.
Links:
Welcome to Morgellons Survey - Morgellons Survey
He even features a video on how to doctor shop for a chronic lyme or morgellons DX.
Now the fun stuff ((WAKE UP SHEEPLE))
An article on the dangers of 5G, it includes an informative video. It's linked to the agenda 21 conspiracy (population control) along with vaccines and chemtrails.
5G and the IOT: Scientific Overview of Human Health Risks - Environmental Health Trust
Scientists caution that before rolling out 5G networks research on human health effects needs to be done to ensure the public and environment are protected.ehtrust.org
An article linking chemtrails to Morgellons (this one has some videos and mentions some previous legitimate CIA experiments if you want to go down that rabbit hole)
American Patriot/Christian (@themorgellonswarrior) • Instagram photos and videos
1,148 Followers, 2,144 Following, 979 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from American Patriot/Christian (@themorgellonswarrior)
Michelle aka themorgellonswarrior believes her Morgellons is caused by chemtrails. I don't know that she qualifies as a munchie because although she shaved her head, has an insert illness here warrior username and wears a vog mask she only claims to have Morgellons and doesn't trust doctors.
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Like our old friend vampire Kelly she is a skin picker and likes to post videos of her squeezing puss out of her legs. WARNING: This video is disgusting
https://www.instagram.com/p/BduMlTPna_2/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
Michelle thinks that there are crystals growing out of her skin and fungus growing out of her scalp. She shaved her head and likes to takes videos and photos of her scalps wounds.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4zXp9nhP2/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
My real question is that my phone switched to 5g months ago. Am I dead yet or do I have to wait for the nanobots to start invading my skin?
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Then you've already lost to ((them)) don't worry, we'll livestream your funeral and charged your fans $5 to watch.
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You’re done for. As am I, as indicated by our obsession of munchies. The nanobots are already directing us to find the most egregious cases of medical waste. Just go with it and enjoy your last gasp.
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Awesome make sure you let the reddit know so they can clutch their pearls while they watch.
Sooper Speshul Southerner
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Lol they're too busy clutching their pearls over someone posting CA's insta picture that has her mom in it. As if they need an excuse to clutch their pearls...
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You haven't been sent on a mission to Shadow Moses Island recently, have you?