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I think that in order to get a job Phil would have to re-invent himself,like going to university to get a masters degree in something useful like business analytics,data science or statistics,in those areas even entry level jobs pay very well,but that would require effort that he will never do because as we have seen in his life story video doing well in life ,according to him ,is not about doing your best but about who you know.

"Wow dude,just because I have no experience in the last 15 years and I got a shitty degree with bad grades I cant get a six figure job? MOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! Can you give me some money to pay the bills? *snort*
 
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Tatu Carreta2 said:
I think that in order to get a job Phil would have to re-invent himself,like going to university to get a masters degree in something useful like business analytics,data science or statistics,in those areas even entry level jobs pay very well,but that would require effort that he will never do because as we have seen in his life story video doing well in life according to him is not about doing your best but about who you know.
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He could stream his GMAT prep.
 
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Phil Factor said:
Sorry, out of the loop with Twitch streaming, but I'm assuming all of his tips just have the payment processor cut of 2.9% + ~$0.29. Has there been any point where Twitch tells him to chill out with demanding tips for help over cheering and subs? I know they'll never ban him because he brings in nice residual income for them, but the constant tips / gift cards begging is kicking them out of a big cut.
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I have no numbers to back this up, but I'm guessing Twitch isn't losing that much from Phil shilling for tips. They're still making a decent amount from subs/bits/general ads. It isn't uncommon for streamers to have the direct tip option, not to mention a Patreon, wishlist or other form of money that Twitch doesn't get. In the goutsphere bubble it seems like a bigger loss, but on the general Twitch scale it isn't even a drop in the bucket.

On a somewhat related note because it was mentioned a few times, Phil isn't breaking any rules by asking for tips to pay his taxes. If he asked for bits specifically it'd actually be one of the few things I think he'd get another temp ban for, or at least a message from a Twitch higher up. But, that only applies for bits because the implication would be bits have physical real world monetary value and he's using that to pay off his taxes. You're allowed to raise money for specific payments as long as you avoid the bits being used as currency thing. Plenty of legitimate streamers do it, usually for something business related and usually with extra perks, like more content or a special 24 hour stream or whatever. Phil being a greedy pigroach offers nothing, but that doesn't make it against the rules.

Proving that Phil was lying about his constant financial crisis would also count, but you'd need undeniably solid proof and I don't think even Phil is dumb enough to provide that information.
 
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Comma said:
- the possibility of a slow stream, resulting in the usual shenanigans, maybe intensified by the things mentioned above

Or... you know, a paypig will drop by and do their duty, making DSP a happy camper for at least today, somehow managing to breeze through the day as if nothing happened.

Yeah, knowing the DSPhere, it will probably come down to that last option. Oh well.
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Like clockwork.
 
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RawEggs said:
Be careful that's a one line post and contributes as spam apparently, according to autists in other circles ofc.
I've learned my lesson to think things through on here and haven't double posted in a long while. I don't need that flung in my face as a reason for banning me elsewhere.
Autistic af.
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i don't think you've learned a thing
 
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Shambler said:
i don't think you've learned a thing
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Please stay DSP related.
Corypheus said:
We heard anything about our favorite piggy playing Samurai Showdown when it comes out later this month? I imagine a game with super-footsies where counterhits can take 75% would make him sperg hard.
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He's more excited about Crash Team Racing, probably because he thinks it will be an easy game, but much like Team Sonic Racing it can be difficult if you're too dumb to figure out the controls. DSP has a knack of being rubbish at everything and turning fun games sour. I'm sure if he gets donated a gamecode for it he will play it however!
 
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Again, sorry if stupidity but thought it would be funny to add Twitch partners that take jabs at Dave.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
I have no numbers to back this up, but I'm guessing Twitch isn't losing that much from Phil shilling for tips. They're still making a decent amount from subs/bits/general ads.
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Half to slightly more than half of his Twitch income has come via tips the past couple of months. If you believe even half of that would be used for bits or gifted subs or whatever, you're looking at $1500-$2000 a month that Twitch is being shorted by Phil directing people to tip him. Not a huge number in the grand scheme of things, but that's up to $28,000 a year he could feasibly be taking away from them.
 
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Again, sorry if stupidity but thought it would be funny to add Twitch partners that take jabs at Dave.
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"lmfao muh twitch toss"

*"Twitch partner" in bio*

*1.25 miles of cleavage in avatar*

Mmm, dat disingenousness.

It is funny, tho. It's like matter and antimatter, DSP and twitch thots. You just know if they came within sufficient proximity to one another they'd both be destroyed.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
What makes you think that? On what ground wound you hire a 37 year old man, who can't lift anything and has absolutely no working experience or social skills? And that's if we fully ignore the option his possible boss takes a moment to Google his name, because you know Dave will brag about his 10 year legacy.

EDIT: He said he will get a job in 10 years, so 47 year old guy. I mean, just no.
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I mean some near minimum wage customer service job. Phil can talk and manipulate others well, and he supposedly has some relevant job history. Many people that work these types of jobs are worse off than Phil.
 
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Oh so that's where the large donations came from. DSP has no shame. He really doesn't get why he's so hated. Then does this to take what's left of peoples disability cheques. Phil now knows that he doesn't even have to do a faux reaction stream to get money. We are entering the 'even harder begging' arc and it will be interesting to see everything collapse in on it's self before Winter.
 
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