Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Aaway said:
"bring some money because i can't pay for everyone." i'm very curious to see if anyone actually shows up to any of the places he does

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"I'll let you know where I'll be, but only an hour before I get there, so you better be fucking ready to eat a goddamn burger when I say. Live more than an hour away? Tough shit."
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
Has anyone actually bought the sauces?
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Pretty sure some weirdoes from /ck/ did and reviewed it. It doesn't make you instantly get cancer but it's not very good either. It's hard to fuck up mixing ketchup with whatever else he mixed it with.

It literally lists ketchup as its first ingredient. Even normal BBQ sauces that also basically have ketchup as their first ingredient don't actually do that, so I assume the main ingredient of the Jack sauce actually is just Heinz ketchup.

Also it's so shitty even he doesn't use it. In a recent show, he used Sweet Baby Ray's, which you can get for a dollar, instead. Even he knows his sauce is absolute shit.
 
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Man vs persistent rat said:
I love how terrified he is of being trolled if he announces anything early. This works if you have a fan base, but Jack needs to take what he can find.
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i don't think its that. its because on his last bbq tour he said he'd give away a grill to whoever came up to him while he was eating at one of the places but no one did on the entire tour because A. no one's going to go out of their way to find jack and B. he just doesn't have enough fans for this to be possible

and in the recap video he was visibly annoyed and frustrated that no one found him on the tour because youtube celebrity chef. so this time he's announcing where he is ahead of time but i still have a feeling no one will show
 
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Aaway said:
i don't think its that. its because on his last bbq tour he said he'd give away a grill to whoever came up to him while he was eating at one of the places but no one did on the entire tour because A. no one's going to go out of their way to find jack and B. he just doesn't have enough fans for this to be possible

and in the recap video he was visibly annoyed and frustrated that no one found him on the tour because youtube celebrity chef. so this time he's announcing where he is ahead of time but i still have a feeling no one will show
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If he did it again someone might.

Just to ask him if whatever he's eating is KEEEEEEEEETO.
 
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What his sauce looks like, for reference
 
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Aaway said:
another boring ass SC video

awkward close up of jack's mouth at 2:47

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In today's episode of "Jack eats things that might kill him", his man crush feeds him an oyster that's raw and already opened. When it's shucked out, there are no juices and the oyster looks dry. This oyster has been dead for a hot minute and probably harbors a TON of bacteria.

EDIT: They mention only once that the bucket is steamed, so Jack isn't eating straight bacteria.
 
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